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Thursday, August 31, 2006


since my previous entry was not too long ago, i'll make this entry short. firstly, EXAMS ARE OVER! god bless me for my grades, hope they wun be so bad. and ya one other thing, i'll be leaving for shanghai tmr nite. actually its saturday morning 0015... but then u know la SIA must check in 3hrs beforehand, so i have to be at the airport at 2115 tmr nite. will be back next friday around 2200. yup, for a week, i'll be part of china's already over-populated population. serioulsy, given a choice, i wouldn't wan to go. i know wat all of u r gona say... u r all gona say tt im lucky to be able to travel and i should be thankful instead. ya i know, my dad works in SIA and he has free tickets every year, and the free tix are only for the worker himself (my father), his spouse (my mother) and any NON-WORKING children (me). so after i enter NS, i wun be entitled to the free tix anymore. so i guess the least i should do is to spend more time with my family when i can, rather than always thinking about fun.

but u know, the main reason y i dun wana go, is bcoz its SHANGHAI and all the other minor parts like nanjing and wuxi. its... yup.. china. the tour guide is gona be speaking chinese, a language which my dad knows nuts abt. and it sux coz if we were to go on a holiday together, i would wan every1 to benefit. and i think 20% of the time, i also catch no ball. another reason is bcoz if u know me well enough, i'm not those scenery kind of person. i love beautiful sights, but on the other hand, i hate historical CHINESE monuments which have rich historys. then the guide will yak and yak about which stupid emperor conquered this conquered that and then had duno how many thousand women by his side and how strong his stupid army was. i hate history and i dun wana know all these facts, coz its just plain boring. and for 1 week, i'm gona be hearing that. and since its a tour to china, most of the people in my tour group will be old people... and they will go.. XIAO DI, JI SUI? (small boy, how old r u?) WHA, ZAI NA LI DU SHU... HAI MEI YOU DANG BING AH? (wha, where r u studying at? haven go ns ah?) grrr... irritating.

i'm not gona do wat i did last year, distributing all my assets in case i die. lol its a waste of time, when i know i wun die. but if i do, i wan this entry to have an impact. CHINA SUX, chinians suck more! for now, i can't wait to be back lol. oh by the way... when i'm gone, pls dun act cute. seeya.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 11:24 am

Monday, August 28, 2006


it's been a long time! okok i know the exams are not over yet, but i just have this urge to blog. if u think tt i should only blog after the exams have ended then fine! press the X button and come back on wednesday nite, coz u'll still see the same entry. oh bother, finance paper just ended. it was damn dreadful studying finance, it's like the theory part of accounting, with calculations based on ur accounting knowledge, and then explaining the decisions that will benefit the company. and i fricking hate accounting! oh man y am i in business anyway. haha then i realised it was not such a bad choice after all. i hate science too much to go to science, and i dun wana relive the Amaths mugging madness if i go engineering, coms will lag if i go to IT, and mona lisa will look like a man should i go to design. oh well, at least accounts is still tahanable. oh ya the finance paper was rather alright for calculations, but the theory, gosh... quite gone case.

last week was our study break and i went mugging at the airport on mon and tues, with dumbo buddy shing. shijia and aileen were with us on tues too. but on mon, shing and i went to PCC. (pacific coffee company). then she bought Snapple. and u know, the caps of snapple have some really interesting facts. and her bottle cap wrote:

'A CROCODILE CANNOT MOVE ITS TONGUE.'

and so she got all excited and she told me HEY A CROCODILE CANNOT MOVE ITS TONGUE! and then she went on to ask.. HUH THEN HOW IT TALK? lol for once i was also lost for an answer before she said OH YA HOR CROCODILES DUN TALK. peng. someone pls save her.

oh oh oh! and i have one amazing piece of news to share. haha if u duno, Creative technology sued Apple a few months ago coz they claimed that apple use their patented sound system in their i-pod blablablabla and they demanded $100m for patent fee. they sued apple 3 law suits, and guess wat, apple sued back 7! whahaha, who ask Creative to act cute. and i thot its the end of Creative, i even told my classmates that Sim Wong Hoo could jolly well be sweeping my corridor floor the next day should Creative go bankrupt. but last week, news reported that they won! and apple had to pay $100m to them! then u know wat apple say? apple said that both companies will benefit from this blablabla and its a win-win situation. act cute! lose $100m still can say win-win situation, ta ma de they paiseh then dun dare to admit. western company big shot ah. Creative rules! local brand! whohoo i'm such a contradicting idiot.. and here i am carrying an ipod mini everyday to sch.

another amazing piece of news! today when i went to sch, i took bus 23 from tampines interchange. when the driver went up the bus, all of us went up too... then suddenly got one more driver in sbs uniform came along, and guessed wat he did, he stopped an uncle from going up the bus. i was like wat the.... and tt extra driver who stopped the uncle told him: 'sorry this is for tp students only' and i was like HUH?! where got such thing one? whoa i told many ppl abt this but all of them thot i was kidding. i am dead serious. dun believe, tmr 9am go tamp interchange and take bus 23. and tt extra driver also board the bus with us. then at every stop, he went down and specifically guided tp students up the bus and restricted others from doing so. i was thinking, the bus was not crowded at all... y cant they jus let others board too? especially the uncle at the interchange, so poor thing. he was the ONLY non-tp student there. i could have lied to the bus driver by telling him tt the uncle was my grandfather and he is sending me to sch, but of coz eventually i didn't. if i was a working adult, and if i was running late for work, i would have been damn pissed. hmmm, i was wondering, y tp students got such privilege? did tp go seduce sbs transit so that students wun be late for their exams? i wonder....



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 5:23 pm

Thursday, August 24, 2006


WILL

BE

BACK

WHEN

THE

EXAMS

END.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEGUANG AND LYNN.

and singapore.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 3:54 pm

Thursday, August 17, 2006


oh boy, sherry tagged me to do this, so i shall start this entry by doing it.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.

Here it goes: Determine whether the stationary value of A is a maximum or a minimum.

and i'm not gona tag any1 to do it. if u wana do then do, dun wan sua. oh ya, i took it from my A-maths 10yr series. no choice, i was using it to whack a huge housefly jus now, so it was the closest to me. the problem now is, the fly is not dead yet, darn. oh ya it's meijun's 10yr series by the way. i lost mine after the prelims and she gave me hers. wat a sacrifice, my brother indeed.

ok on to my regular post. well, PROJECTS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER! u dun know how relieved i am now. i can come home without worrying abt wat needs to be done and by when. but looking back, i really had fun with my group mates, laughing at every project discussion, and i wana thank them for being so cooperative. we have 2 more days left b4 we all split up, so fast right. how sad.

oh ya last week i was walking around eastpoint with lala, then we saw this beauty parlour which had this so called poster....
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REMOVE PIMPLES FOR $5! then lala straightaway asked me: 'eh jerry! lets go for this treatment ok?!' and i was like: 'whoa so cheap! ok!'
until we looked closer....
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the words broke our hearts. the words circled are: PER PIMPLE/CLOT. wha piang, act cute! buay tahan!

but thats not the highlight of the week. the highlight of the week, happened when i was walking around tp's library... and u wun believe who i saw.



i know i know, after watching the video, ur face should be -_-"
till the next time i update.... so long and good night.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 12:34 am

Wednesday, August 09, 2006


Whohoo, core subjects' projects are finally off my chest! however, there's still a Leadership presentation, Human Resource role play, and an arts performance. By next wed, i will officially be able to come home without worrying abt any school work. until perhaps 2 days later where i have to start studying for exams. ok if u really have to know, for the HR role play, im acting as a stupid 13yr loyal worker for this company called S.A.I. international. and after good performance for 13 yrs, i screwed it all up when i stole $2million worth of payrolls coz my 'mum' has a sheet face, pig nose, horse mouth, sagging boobs, heart trouble, lung cancer and kidney failure. and so it was plotted that i stole the money to pay for my mum's medical fees. poor mum of mine. and for arts, we r acting out RETURN OF THE JEDI and of coz we've made it funi. for some noobs, in simple kindergarten terms, if u duno wat RETURN OF THE JEDI is, its called STAR WARS. if u still duno then nvm, gone case. and i am yoda. goodness. oh may god see me through my roles.

Met the lamers for a simple popeyes dinner at changi airport jus now. jus me, honey, shing and meijun. I NV JI HONG OK! its bcoz nic wenjun and weeyang cant make it, so i sacrificed and made myself present on their behalf. haha no la its jus tt we seldom get to meet up, so everytime when there's a gathering i will try my best to turn up. order the 3 pcs strips, and when all of us took our first bites, there was this burnt taste. i tell u how bad it was ok, and im not exaggerating. try this out... light a match, and put out the fire, now place the burnt matchstick still with smoke into ur mouth and suck in the smoke with ur mouth. tt was exactly how the chicken tasted like. the manager tried to help us by bringing a new batch of chicken for us to try. and ya, the newer ones were so much nicer. he tasted ours and gave a funi face. lol means he also had the matchstick feeling. thankfully we got new chicken!

I've gave it some though, i should not be so stingy in terms of showing gratitude. i mean i usually thank ppl, jus tt sometimes i tend to take certain stuff for granted. And, i would now like to open my proud singaporean mouth and thank my 'brother,' SIM MEIJUN for always brightening up the lamers' days with her self made cards. it was so damn sweet of her coz she realised we r all quite stressed up and all. so, ur efforts have been recognised. let me show u her artistic talents.

This was her christmas card last yr.... bad image for hugo boss haha. model face buang.
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and this was the card i received today. cant reveal wats inside though. lol. make u heart itchy itchy (xin yang yang)
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thats all for now dudes. i promise i will update again ON SATURDAY. stay tuned and till then, dun act cute. hoho so long and good night.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 2:06 am

Tuesday, August 01, 2006


Well i seem to be neglecting my blog. i apologise for the lack of updates. it's because im really super damn busy with projects and assignments. forgo the perception that poly life is slack ok, coz its only... erm.. half slack. When the deadlines start piling up, u'd be better off dead. So much so that now im having sharp pains in my head. they just come and go, and the back of my head hurts so much, its worse than having a headache. i know, most of u will automatically tell me that its migraine. but believe it or not, i didnt even know wat migraine is until i explained my situation to doctor dinesh, who eventually told me what it was. haha i was like a noob telling him how my head felt like. well i nv really had such problems before, only until recently. the last time i feel ill was in sec3. other than that, i've been sick-free since. i was so noob until i went to the net to research for migraine, coz its only the 2nd time im having it. the last time was abt a month ago. and the website advised more sleep as it is the most common way which people cure migraine. i have to wake up at 6am tmr, and its not 12am.. so errrr... abit out of my reach.

yup, for this period of time, nothing much will happen in my life, just that the projects will continue to take up my time. last fri we went on a noob excursion to the Asian Civilisations Museum. those who went will automatically get 3 participation marks. trust me, if not for the marks, i wun go. and i think 99% of the students wun even think of going. anyway most of us chabotted after we lost track of our teachers. and she also allowed us to go home after we visited GALLERY 4. the problem was, all of us didnt know where gallery4 was, so we heck care jus chabot. anyway we already secured the 3 marks. poly also got such lame excursions, so act cute.

ok la i better go sleep. i only have 5hrs 48mins and 30secs before i have to wake up. dinesh is also worried about how he is gona get up early tmr... and i sort of continued my irritating ways...

Dinesh: wa tmr how i wake up sia?
Gerald: by opening your eyes.

hoho so long and good nite!



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 12:03 am


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