I Can Sing A Rainbow

2007-07-02T23:57:00.000+08:00

Hello there lovely friends, its been a long 2 and a half months, missed me? lol. well first let me try to cook up an excuse, i was too busy running the SIFE Singapore National competition that i didnt have time to blog. but seriously, i've been very busy, i'm sure my groupmates cant agree more.

But I did manage to squeeze out some time for a weekend of fun at sentosa with the 106 peeps. We went there in the afternoon and we put down our bags under a tree in siloso beach, changing and getting ready to play some volleyball. then we realised that beside us, there were 2 gorgeous ladies sun-tanning. one of them wrapped a towel around her face, and what she wore looked more like black bra rather than a bikini. her fren, lagi best. her fren was half-naked and she layed down with her chest on the ground. and she looked so bloody hot! and she wore a red g-string.

then kaiwei stood in front of them and asked me to take a picture of him with them in the background. I did try of coz, but then the lady who was half naked suddenly looked up, and i managed to hide my cam just in time. then she suddenly stood up, grabbed a towel and covered her breasts. and sijun was like: HEY! I SAW HER BOOBS! WOW! then we were like: OH MAN WE MISSED THE FREE SHOW! and then she started talking to her fren. I tell u, she sounded more manly than kumar. it was only then that we realised.... that all these while... we were fantasizing about an AH GUA/BAPOK/TRANSEXUAL! whoa fricking hell! we faster grabbed our volleyball and ran away from them. DISGUSTING i tell u! sijun also kinda regretted staring at "her" boobs. an experience of a lifetime.

Anyway, the next part is a picture story, i wana call it, THE LIFE OF A HELIUM BALLOON. (all captions are above the photos)

We were on our way back home, walking towards habourfront mrt station. After we punched in, we saw this cute balloon standing outside. As seen, it was with a stick, but yet i was sort of standing up. The power of helium gas.

Since jason had the mrt concession pass, he decided to go out to take a look at the balloon and later he brought it along with him into the mrt.

Kaiwei then started to do some stupid stunts with the balloon since it could stand so well.

Then.. the gerald-retarded-brain decided to take over....First it was this...

The this....

After we transit to the east-west mrt line at outram, we somehow got sick of the balloon and we didnt wana take it along with us anymore. But edwin, he saw something special in the balloon, and he wanted to try sucking helium gas so that his voice will change for a short while... and i present to u, the world premier of helium balloon sucking. watch till the end...

And then the balloon died for the sake of our laughter. The end.
OK LA BYE! will blog again... sometime someday.

2007-04-23T22:53:00.000+08:00

Hello dudes. Yes i know its been a long time. Enjoyed the previous video? hahaha. School started today and last week i was voted by the class to be the chairperson for this year's corporate events management. Honoured? yes of coz.. for them to think so highly of me, i have to be. However, due to my kelly services commitments this sem, i have to apologise to them that i cant take up that role. and i ended up being the vice-chairperson instead. (not much of a diff anyway, zzzzz). So this sem, will be the worst sem ever. I'm still wondering what m i doing in HR and corp comm, i should bloody hell be in marketing. Aiya, forget it.

i enjoyed my hols to the fullest, without working and all. played mahjong day after day and went to sentosa with 106 twice in a week. the 2nd time we went, most of us went to play soccer while jason (who realized that he was too noob for soccer) stayed behind to dig a hole which he eventually buried himself in. and i, of coz, took advantage to make him impotent. nabyla, this is specially for u....

and since every1 was hungry, i also tried to reach under to grab some nuts...

and in the end i decided, since i play alot of soccer, its time for me to show the noob beckham how to take a proper free kick. this is one for the world.

and after that we just left him there and he was screaming for his life coz he said his leg cramp. of coz nobody believed him, until we dug him out and his legs were purple in colour o.O lol.

tt was friday and on saturday, 9 of us went cycling to east coast park from home (simei that is). we went there to have supper. the hawker centre there is HUGE, but their food more or less the same as anywhere else. ah mok and i went to buy fried rice. i ordered the normal fried rice, while ah mok ordered sambal fried rice. the uncle forgot to fry the sambal for ahmok, and he gave us both normal fried rice. of coz, ah mok turned and told the uncle that his was supposed to be sambal. so the uncle went back, took a spoonful of sambal, and re-fried the rice and in less than 10secs, it was ready. after paying, mok and i went back to sit, and he asked me how much was my fried rice. i told him $3... and he told me: WOW NOW I KNOW, A SCOOP OF SAMBAL COSTS $1.

and yuuki saw what we ordered and he told us: 'y so common? come here must eat something special.'
and we turned to see what he had. he had a fried oyster omelette and 2 bbqed chicken wings. then i told him, yuuki urs also quite common what, fried oyster omelette. and yuuki said: 'oh no la i ordered fried oyster omelette, but i told the uncle that i dun wan oyster coz i dun eat them, so these r just eggs.'
whoa lao he is such a noob. in the end, they cost the same... $3 zzzz. i told him eggs are very cheap... but he replied: 'oh, its the frying method that stands out.'
oh my goodness. i nth to say LOL.

ok la blog again when i have time. so long and good night.

2007-04-10T20:31:00.000+08:00

hohoho hey there. as promised in my previous entry, below is a clip from youtube featuring loyang sec sch and RI in the first ever episode of The Arena, a channel 5 debating game show. the end result was a narrow 2pt victory for loyang sec sch over RI, but the youtube clip, featuring the 2nd round of the debate is seriously funi. how can any1 go on national television like that?!
P.s: to tp students, if u think the girl in the clip looks familiar, tts bcoz she is yan fang's sister. enjoy the show and watch till the end, u'll be disgusted.

The Motion for the debate was: HEY GOOD LOOKING, YOU'RE A WINNER! GOOD LOOKS TRIUMPH OVER EFFORT.

Loyang sec sch is the proposition.. where RI opposes by arguing that effort is more impt that good looks.

anyway i loved the sentence: 'HOW CREDIBLE IS UR MUMMY?' whoa i laughed till my pants dropped off.

ok so much for laughter, last fri being good fri, 106 decided to hold our usual gathering as sentosa. sentosa has seriously changed since the last time we went. the last time, we took a bus into sentosa and we had to take another bus to siloso beach.. and for those who haven seen it.. this happened...

yup we accidentally broke it off. but now we just have to take a monorail from vivocity and it brings us straight to siloso beach, uber convenient. we did some normal activities like cycling...

and we tried to overtake the beach tram coz it was fricking slow, but we forgot that the beach trams had something called a BRAKE. it came to a sudden stop, and justin who was in front of me, stopped too. and i had to brake all of a sudden, causing my right big toe to brush the road and of coz it bled like hell.

then we decided to go into the waters and afterwhich we buried ourselves in sand...

of coz my bleeding toe hurt like siao. coz it was both in salt water and in sand, but i emerged a stronger individual and i was so proud of it that i had my name tatooed on my back.

took the skyride up..

and we're supposed to take a LUGE ride down. the luge ride is sth like a cheapopo go-kart. it uses a simple lever concept to create a vehicle that makes full use of gravity to bring us back down to sentosa island. and since it was good friday, the queue was like WHOHOO! we had to wait like half an hr just for a ride. then behind us were 2 china couples (Grrr...). the females dressed like they were prostitutes, and the 4 of them kept trying to find a gap to cut our queue. they were seriously stupid. we had 13 ppl.. how can any1 even think of cutting a queue with 13 ppl in front of u? but then edwin suddenly shouted: EH SPIDER! WHOA SO BIG!..

all of us turned and stared at it for very long.. when we turned back.. we already kana cut queue lol. but eventually we did manage to take the bloody luge ride.. and if u still have no idea how it looks like.. its like this..

and our day ended with dinner at macs. so long and good night.

2007-03-29T23:47:00.000+08:00

hello ppl sorry for not updating for the past week. was busy gaming and all. but i have to bring this up somehow. last wed, derrick gabriel and i were on the train towards outram park for our 1-day-stocktaking-at-vivocity's-giant-job. it was night shift and rick and i bought a tube of HALLS to make sure we dun sleep on the job. the trip was rather long and at aljunied we started talking and making fun of each other, then rick rolled his halls wrapper into a super tiny ball and threw it at me. lol then we started looking for it high and low but somehow we couldnt find it, coz its damn tiny and the train was moving. we searched for around 3mins and then we gave up looking for it.

then when the train left kallang, there was this middle aged man who sat opposite of us whose arm was full of tattoos. really alot of tattoos, so much that 80% of his skin colour was green, serious. he shouted across: U BETTER PICK IT UP NOW!
then we looked at him, tried to find the wrapper and we told him we couldnt find it. then he said U BETTER PICK IT UP NOW BEFORE I GO OVER AND SLAP UR FUCKING FACE.
when he said that, immediately i stopped searching, i picked up my handphone, played my games and whistled. then he went on shouting at us and he even came over to shout at us more. he said: I'M COMING TO SLAP UR FUCKING FACE. DUN U ACT LIKE HOOLIGANS.

wha come on, ok i know its our fault tt we threw it in the first place, but its not like we wanted to litter... we even made an attempt to find it dude. and then he got really angry and started telling us about being hooligans and how we shouldnt be like him. 3 of us really wanted to rebutt and just give a verbal kick slap to him in the face but we knew it wouldnt help the situation. so we just kept quiet. he shouted at us from kallang all the way to city hall damn it.
come on, u r a middle aged guy who is trying to gain our respect by shouting at us and telling us not to be hooligans, but look at urself, hair as long as a girl, tattoos all over ur hand, using vulgarities at teenagers. u dun even deserve any1's respect. seriously he is a guy who cant even set a good example and be a proud figure of today's society and he is trying to tell us not to be hooligans. its like a prostitute telling a girl not to have casual sex. it makes me despise adults more. trying to act all mature without even realising that many teenagers can think better than they can.

on a lighter note, celebrated wenjun's bday last sunday at park mall's fish and co. honey meijun wenjun and i had a romantic 4 person dinner coz shing was in taiwan, weeyang had his sister's concert and nic had to book into tekong or sth. lol and fish & co really has a unique way of celebrating birthdays. the staff will come together and do a bday rap before singing the bday song. and the birthday person has to stand on the chair and hold a sparkler. whoa wenjun was seriously paiseh. just imagine, a tough botak commando standing on a chair holding a sparkler.. lol, i even video-ed it down.

alright i think i better stop here before it gets long and boring. my next entry will be on the first episode of the debate show: THE ARENA with loyang sec vs RI, i have a funny clip to share regarding that. for now, so long and good night. ok la bye.

2007-03-16T03:51:00.000+08:00

Oh hello! it seems like a trend blogging about results, so i shall follow suit. its strange, lynn has a miracle computer (apart from her miraculous loud mouth). she could access my exam results in tp's web portal at 12pm, and she called me immediately to help me check. thanks alot, now u know y u're my fren LOL. i was fricking having a SABA fish korean set meal when she called. the strange thing was, after lunch i went home at 2pm, i couldnt access my results, the records dun show anything... i asked alot of ppl, all of them didnt have their current semester exam result's records... and in lynn's com, she could see everything at 12pm! received the stupid sms by 4pm, and only at 5 plus then i could access my results online using my com. ok i got ALL B+. nth higher, nth lower. all 5 subjects also B+. satisfied and contented? of coz! super happy? not at all. but im happy enuf to know tt i pulled up my bloody GPA from 3.29 to 3.34. need to push it up to 3.5 at least. god bless me.

and oh ya, im still out of job. haha. its not tt im complaining. but normally during the hols, i'll be busy working. this sem, im out of job and 50% of the reason is bcoz i do not wana work haha considering the fact that this will be my last hols. next sem's hols will be eaten up by the cruel internship. but hey, i did try to get a job though. one of them is a telemarketer for UOB bank's credit cards. 5day week, $1200 per month. shiok right? but i quit the moment i stepped into their training. if i worked, i'd be required to memorise 50+ pages of notes consisting of eligibility of application for credit cards and the documents required for various credit cards. and there were at least 8 different credit cards. for a months' job, totally not worth the effort. and if u fail to meet their daily sales target, ur monthly pay will be cut down to $800, what a major turnoff. gabriel and rick also couldnt tahan the training programme.

haha so the next day, we went down to this company at farrer park. whoa this company damn power, the receptionist that greeted us really shocked me. he looked like a chao ah beng. chains on his jeans, huge ear ring, dyed hair which was SUPER SPIKEY. then i told gab.. whoa this guy looks like a typical guy who sells those irritating $2 donation tickets on the streets, something which i despise coz alot of newspaper articles revealed that those were fake donation companies. but with those thots aside we went to meet the manager, and whoa he super slack sia. he talked to us like he is our fren, and he told us this: "WE ARE A MARKETING COMPANY. WE COMMUNICATE WITH CONSUMERS THRU ROADSHOWS. UR BASIC WILL BE AROUND $1100." we were like.. GREAT! and he asked us to come for training the next day.

we came for the training the next day. they asked us to wait half an hour. then the EXISTING WORKERS went into this room, all of them were around my age. scary. then they shouted cheers after cheers after cheers. those kind tt ppl shout during poly orientations. super lame. then suddenly gab turned and told me: "HAHA GERALD U KNOW AH, SEMANTER LAST TIME WORKED FOR THE DONATION COMPANY, THEY ALSO LIKE THIS SHOUT CHEERS ONE." then i was like haha whoa thats interesting. but the next moment, i was like WHAT?! OH SHIT, DUN TELL ME......
then i saw this guy, he held a A4 board, it reminded me of sth. u know on the streets when some1 approaches u to buy a $2 donation ticket, he will show u something like a LICENSE to sell. tt A4 board looked exactly like the license. my thots ran wild.

then the 'trainers' came out of their CHEERING ROOM. a butch approached us, gab rick and i thot 3 of us were gona be trained together. in the end she took gab only. rick had an individual trainer and i had another chao ah beng as my trainer. he talk on the phone ah, out of 10 words got 7 words is hokkien vulgarities. his english is 1min past 6, he smoke until his teeth super yellow and gums black. the next thing, he looked at me and said this: WE ARE A MARKETING AND COMMUNICATION COMPANY. I BRING U GO CITY HALL, AND U COMMUNICATE. U NEED TO HANDS ON TO LEARN. FOR A START, U SELL DONATION.

right after he completed his sentence... i walked off and told him im not interested. 1000000 vulgarities rang in my head. i wasted 2 days of my bloody time on this stupid donation company. these type of companies should be condemned, and i hope all their workers and management rot in hell. so long and good night.

2007-03-10T00:10:00.000+08:00

Ok i know i haven been updating. too busy, and blogging is just so out of fashion for now. Results are coming out in 5days time, dun have any high hopes, just hope to maintain the bloody gpa. oh ya, right after the exams, the groupies (excluding mag, coz she got a BANG BANG wedding to attend, not hers fortunately) went to catch THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS. it's seriously the wrong show to watch after the exams. coz we're in such a celebratory mood and the show is damn bloody sad. so it contradicts the mood which we should be feeling. anyway i have to admit, that will smith is really such a great actor and it is a true story based on this guy named CHRIS GARDNER who had many downs in life before he succeeded someday. so it showed his problems after problems after problems. i shall not comment on the storyline since its a true story. but besides the heartwarming plot and all, the movie sucked.

coz in a movie, i look for an opening, body, climax, and conclusion. the opening and body was good but there was no climax. his problems all the same one, everyday he face the same problems, and for 2hrs, they showed his problems after problems after problems. and after 2hrs, just when u thot u were able to see him succeed, u were disappointed. after 2hrs of super jialat kind of problems, the ending was just 2 slides of words saying: CHRIS GARDNER THEN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE blablabla. nv show how he finally succeeded and his life when he succeeded. i was so looking forward to tt since i tahaned with him thru all his bloody problems. and the movie ended with the backview of him and his son walking... and here is their conversation.

Son: KNOCK KNOCK
Chris gardner: Who's there?
Son: Nobody.
Chris: Nobody who?
*Silence....*
Chris: Nobody who?
*Silence....*
Chris: Nobody who?

Grrr.. get the joke? duh.

tmr morning, im gona play soccer in tp! this time, we are prepared, we booked 2 street soccer courts in tp. and last week when we went to play soccer, we were so pissed. coz we had a lot of people and we had to play outside the street soccer courts, on this huge flat cemented land. its just a piece of flat land near the street soccer court. while we were happily enjoying our game (esp after the exams and all), the TP security guards came. and u know, security guards and me, we just dun go together. below is the conversation, its so dumb!

Guard: are u all tp students?
Us: yes.
Guard: do u all know u all have to write a memo via ur lecturer and get it approved in black and white before u can play?
Us: the lecturer ran out of memo
Guard: ya then in that case, u all should write a memo.
Us: the lecturer ran out of it.
Guard: but u all still got to write memo.
Us (pissed): wha lao this cemented path also must book?! its not even a facility.
Guard: ya but still must book.
Us: then this piece of cemented land is call wat?
Guard: it is called watever the tp management wans to call it.
Us: is there a name for this piece of land so that next time we can book?
Guard: cant u read the sign there, this piece of land has no name, it will be named watever the tp management would like to name it.
Us: wha lao! y last time we play also nth wrong now need to go thru all the stupid memo?
Guard: pls la, now the management very strict. pls dun make it DIFFICULTY for me.
Us: we just started playing man.
Guard: i know, but if management check, i kana. pls dun make it DIFFICULTLY for me.

in the end we just left. stupid man. really need to give tp some feedback lol. ok i shall stop here. update again. so long and good night. OK LA BYE!

2007-02-26T19:23:00.000+08:00

Hi, for those who forgot, I'm Gerald. after so long, im finally here to update, and what a time to do it, coz i'm actually in the middle of my exams! lol. but it's one of the crazy things ppl do when they get sick of studying. and of coz last week was a week tt was filled with mixed emotions. i was happily visiting relatives and taking angbaos ($$$$!) and the next moment, i'm thinking of the exams.

yes as usual, the common qns during CNY... 'SO HOW? HAVEN NS AH?' and i had to fake a smile and say: NO, HAVEN. and my cousin, he totally read my mind. the next moment he came up to me and said: "HEY NEXT YR U DUN NEED TO WEAR ANY NICE CLOTHES LA, JUST WEAR A T-SHIRT THAT SAYS 'I'M GOING TO NS THIS YR.' " how i wish man haha.

Ok, on to a funi experience on CNY EVE..

Winda, my indonesian classmate for 3 yrs in sec sch who is currently studying in australia, dropped by Singapore when she had a transit flight from indonesia to sydney. coz she took SQ, she had to transit in Singapore. and she was here for.. 11hrs -_-". she really came on the wrong day, on Chinese New Year's eve and will be leaving on the same night on a 12am flight. Shing, Weeyang, Nic and I decided to drop by the airport at least to send her off, coz no one was going to receive her from the airport in the first place. i mean its CNY eve. she said she knew that we will be busy with cny but she could not change the date of her ticket coz it was a promo ticket by SIA.

i smsed Winda to inform her that we will be sending her off. and she replied, OK GREAT! DUN FORGET MY PRESENT! and i was like wat the hell! whoa really a panic moment. it was 3pm on CNY eve, with most shops closed. thankfully i managed to dig out a box of fererro rocher from my kitchen, and we decided to make do with that. Shing suggested that we could buy for her a last min card from the airport. coz CNY eve was really a busy day. so upon arrival at the airport, i met Nic. the rest were late. so we knew we had to go buy the card. we went to Mini-toons, but it was closed. the only other bookshop in the airport was TIMES... but it was at the other end of the departure hall. so we walked behind the check-in counters to avoid seeing Winda. coz obviously a person in the right frame of mind would wait in front of the counters instead of the back.

we were walking halfway... and suddenly i heard: "GERALD!" i didn't even want to turn. yup, so nic and i got 'caught' by Winda. couldnt buy her card. more panic moments. thankfully weeyang was late, so immediately i took out my phone to give him a call to buy the card. the moment i took out my phone... weeyang came and said 'HI!' oh my stars... he also kana 'caught.' our final hope, Shing. i called her and she agreed to buy the card. 5mins later, she called back to say: 'hey gerald, mini-toons closed, so now im gona walk behind the check-in counters to go to TIMES.' whoa when i heard her say that, i immediately said "NO NO! DUN COME HERE! LATER U KANA CAUGHT ALSO! DUN COMMIT THE SAME MISTAKE WE ALL DID!" haha so eventually Shing bought the card and all of us secretly found excuses to leave for a while to go and write the card. 4 of us wrote so bloody big tt we filled the card until the last page, leaving no space.

then suddenly, out of the blue, wenjun called and said: 'HI I REACHED AIRPORT! WHERE U ALL?' and my immediate reaction was: 'ALAMAK! NO SPACE!' and winda was questioning me about what space i was talking abt. of coz i had to avoid her qns. lol so eventually wenjun didnt wirte in the card. we took some group and individual photos with her, and in the process of doing so, weeyang needed someone to hold his ZEN MICRO (mp3 player) for him. he passed it to nic, and nic needed to take an individual photo with Winda, so he passed it to winda to put it into her bag. managed to snap quite a few photos before Winda left. i managed to upload one below.

From left: Wenjun, Nic (NS BOYS), Winda, Me, Shing & Weeyang. Shing AND Weeyang. shing AND weeyang. ShInG & WeEyAnG. sHiNg AnD wEeYaNg.

and not long after, Winda left... she will be missed.
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And Weeyang's Zen Micro, is now in Sydney...

HAHA! so long and good night. OK LA BYE!

2007-02-13T15:16:00.000+08:00

Wooo... yes yes finally an update! bet u all waited so long. well nth much happened during the past month, i was feeling the pressure when all the projects were piling up and with all the deadlines/presentations to meet. but i did take some time off to watch the ASEAN football championship semi-finals between Singapore and Malaysia! OWNING i tell u, serious. the stadium was fully packed. 55,000 fans. u could feel the stadium shaking when every1 stomps their feet for the kallang wave, u scream with ur lungs out when singapore scores but yet u cant hear urself coz every1 else is louder than u. the climax was when Lionel Lewis, the singapore goalkeeper, saved the final penalty and brought singapore to the finals. Every1 stood up and chanted so loudly to the tune of OLE OLE OLE OLE! and there i was doing the same, until after 10secs i realised tt getting out of the stadium will be a problem. and then i dragged shahid and omar along with me and we ran out of the stadium lol, and behind us there was like 10,000 more running, and it made us run faster. haha, what a night it was. a picture tells a thousand words...

anyway, the rest of last month was filled with projects projects and more projects. it's like every sem there's a cycle, and every student will have to go thru the cycle at least 6 times to graduate. i was so busy with projects tt i didnt have time to cut my hair...

but i'm glad its all over. however, now there's the exams. another chore. and it doesnt help tt CNY falls during the study break. and CNY, its also a cycle, but the diff is tt it repeats itself every damn year, for as long as i will live. the good thing is the of coz the money received. how i wish i can record my voice and let it playback at every place i visit. coz the qns will be the same.

The FAQs/Common Statements of CNY

1. Hi happy new year! whoa so big already ah?
this is sth tt i hate to ans. its like DUH im standing in front of u now. wat a dumb qns

2. haven ns?
another dumb qns. i HAVE HAIR for goodness sake.

3. poly yr wat/where u studying now ah?
i hate to ans this coz i will say tp business and then they will ask me wat do i take in business. then i will tell them. and they will nv get it.

4. aiyo i remember last time u small tt time i carried u leh, now u so big.
-_-" move on with life already pls

5. got girlfriend anot?
this is the worse qns ever. coz if its a YES, its a wrong ans. if its a no, its also a wrong ans. but normally i will tell the truth and say NO... and hear them nag for 2mins thereafter, b4 i leave their table to find food.

so after saying all these, i can proudly declare tt i PAINSTAKINGLY EARNED EVERY ANGBAO OF MINE!

2007-01-18T17:29:00.000+08:00

What a week, What a sem. It's the time of the school year where everything starts piling up, from deadlines to presentations to individual assignments to tests. They are all coming! From now till 12 Feb, i just have to tahan. i'll have an average of 2 deadlines per week, excluding presentations and tests. Corporate Communication is super busy man, i should have taken electives like Marketing. but they dun offer HR & Marketing anyway. sian.

As promised, something abt ice lemon tea. Remember my blog entry some time ago abt this malay seafood stall near our sch which sells nice fried rice and where the auntie is super nice and friendly but they have to pay a rent of $10k/mth? the groupies go there an average of once per week, and everytime we go there she will be there to greet us with a smile and talk to us. her stall is, by the way, at Blk 829, tampines ave 3. everytime the 6 of us go there, we will buy their homemade lemon tea. it's quite nice, but its not 100% lemon tea. its nice coz dinesh found out that they mix it with calamansi. and one cup is always not enuf for komala, me and dinesh. so we always have to end up ordering a second cup. total cost for 2 cups is $2. sometimes after the 2nd cup i still feel thirsty.

Then there was once the auntie remembered that we keep ordering twice, then she told me: 'U all should order the big cup! also $2! more worth it.' then i was like ya ok. but at the back of my head i was thinking yeah right how worth it can ur $2 big cup get? at most its just the amount of 2 small cups put together with ALOT of ice. coz tts usually the case. the next time we went back, dinesh komala and i decided to take a shot, we ordered the $2 big cup iced tea. the rest bought the usual small cup. the outcome? look below...

OWNING!!!! I was like, WAT THE HELL?!?!?!? SO BIG??!? it was so big that after i drank 3/4 of it, i cannot tahan anymore, my stomach bloated already. whoa seriously worth it. go get ur big cup of ice lemon tea today! hahaha.

Haha the groupies were rather stressed on mon, coz after coming back from their weekends, they got bombarded with deadlines. dun worry groupies, we'll pull through every deadline together. and they destress by taking dumb videos. and its fine with them coz they weren't the dumb ones, it was me. here is what i mean...

This is a picture of a cookie...

Here's the challenge...How many bites/mouths does it take u to finish this cookie, or one thats around this size? watch the following video, but do not try this anywhere.

and if u've watched the movie THE HOLIDAY, below is a singaporean version of the napkin man!

Alright! thats all for today, shall blog again when i have the time. so long and good night. OK LA BYE!

2007-01-13T02:37:00.000+08:00

Inspirational Quote of the Day: Everything Happens for a Reason

Hi there, it's been a long time i know. Tried to blog but sometimes i forgot.
2 reasons:
1) I am busy with projects and assignments (as usual)
2) I have nth interesting to blog abt. And i dun wana tell u all how i woke up, how i brushed my teeth, how i went to sch, blabla. so boring. no offense to other bloggers though.

Got back our HR project. 76/100. It's good enough for me, considering the fact that everything i do this sem, its a B+. So i can say tt i'm consistent. Its only to make me feel better. I just hope each of the groupies wun feel that their individual parts pulled the whole group down. I wun even exchange 10marks for 10days without you guys, coz u all r everything i could have asked for. i say this for 2 reasons:
1) i dun wan u all to lose confidence in the next HR problem (HAHAHA!)
2) it came from the bottom of my heart (AWWWW...)

Oh ya, last tues was jason's birthday. Loyal readers of my blog should know jason, the guy who sniffed pepper at macs. his birthday was last week. and it was fun seeing tt guy grow one year older. i say this for 2 reasons:
1)This was him in 2006

2) This is him in 2007

and of coz, the 106 guys who turned up. many are still missing.

Well other stuff which are worth mentioning, 2/7 of the lamers (now known as L7), Wenjun and nicholas, have gone to the university of pulau tekong for a degree in National Service just a couple of days ago. It just feels so different without you guys, but however sad the occasion will be, i will not get emo. I say this for 2 reasons:
1) Its only for 1yr 10months
2) After I get into the university of pulau tekong myself, it'll just be months before u both ORD (sheet!).

We had a sinful dinner at suntec's fish and co. How sinful? Oil literally squirts out whenever u cut a piece of fish. And after that i ate mac's ice-cream. I can feel it, the FATS, they are picking on me!

Nicholas and wenjun (respectively from left to right) are the two guys seated down. Nicholas is already well-prepared for his admission into the lovely island full of mosquitoes and wild boars.

Everyone wants a piece of nicholas' head, but meijun just wans to eat a slice of lemon.

And for 18yrs 7months of my life, now then i know that we can go into suntec's fountain of wealth. I say this for 2 reasons:
1) i thought we had to pay to get in
2) the security guards look damn fierce

Take Note: Weeyang is smart indeed. While all of us had arms around each other, he decides to put his right hand down, in the hope of holding shing's hand. A CUNNING PLAN!

and if u didn't realise, all of L7's pics, we were standing in alternate colours of black and white. its bcoz on that day, it just so happened that 4 of us wore white and the other 3 wore black! lol.

I think i better stop here. I'll blog about Iced Lemon Tea in my next entry. And i promise to blog again by latest thurs. I have to stop here for now. I say this for 2 reasons:
1) The entry is getting a little too long (partially bcoz of pics)
2) I lazy to type already whohoo!

So long and good night.
OK LA BYE!

2007-01-01T14:55:00.000+08:00

Happy new year! i'm gona start off the new year with some typical singaporean whining. U see, i have this corporate journalism assignment, and i'm supposed to come up with a human-interest story. so looking at the word human-interest, if i interpret it word for word, then it should be a story which is of interest to humans. so to me, as long as it is interesting can already. so i came up with a story and planned it. then i emailed my tutor to ask, and she said a human interest story should talk about a human or an aspects of human nature that are interesting. so a human-interest story, is about HUMANS. damn it. need to rethink and rewrite.

Anyway, Death Note 2 is super nice. Really damn nice, unique storyline filled with suspense. death note 2 was 2hrs 15mins long excluding ads, but it kept me glued to my seat throughout the movie. i really encourage u guys to catch it. but if u haven watched death note, dun watch the sequel, coz it would be meaningless. tampines mall has this detah note marathon where u can watch both 1 and 2 together for a special price. then again, its not advisable coz if u do tt, then u will be in for a 4 and a half hr movie marathon. got stamina bo? i'm dying for the original movie dvds to be released. i'll definitely buy it. my favourite movie yet. and i cant help but say tt misa amane, played by erika toda, is so damn pretty. she is the first girl whom i'm willing to fork out money to buy the original dvd for. she is damn cute!
Note: i wun even spend money on jessica alba, not even boa. but erika, yes i will!

Well, last nite's countdown sucked to the core of every1's balls. we went orchard first, and there was not really much of a crowd, since vivo is having such a huge concert and esplanade has the fireworks display. we cant spray any1 anymore coz the police have raided all the mini shops tt sell spray cans. and every 100m, there is a police guardhouse tentage, and every 50m there will be a policeman standing guard. so screwed. ruined every1's day. bloody singapore, cant even enjoy during the new year. i know its good coz banglas cant molest girls, but its also bad coz we cant torture the banglas. oh well.

so we headed down to esplanade. and city-link mall was jam-packed with people! so it was after 10pm, the air-con was off, people were squeezing, and it was so bloody hot. every1 was perspiring. but there was a jam in front, and we couldnt turn back anymore coz it was too crowded. after like half an hour we finally could get to the escalator near the Adidas boutique. and there was another jam -_-". and people on the escalator were higher than us, and they kept taking photos. so we were like: "WALK LA! JAM ALREADY STILL STOP AND TAKE PHOTO, NV SEE PEOPLE B4 ISIT?!?!"
hoho but when i got on the escalator, i realized y every1 wanted to take a photo. and i also took one eventually hahahaha!

OWNING! so long and good nite.

2006-12-27T02:05:00.000+08:00

ok i know this is lame. but i'm gona do a super short entry in the form of an advertisement.

Event: ZARA SALE!
Date: Thurs, 28th December
Time: 9am onwards
Venue: All Zara Outlets (Preferably Orchard, in case marina sq got some stupid VIP restrictions like Mango, which i got feedback from some female shoppers that only VIP members were entitled to enter and the normal public can only enter the next day.)
Gender: Male and Female also can coz Zara has Mens' wear.
Tips: Grab everything which is your size, do not think twice, just grab first, go to one corner with your frens, and then decide. if u put it back, the kiasu person beside u might just grab it, then u will make noise coz u regretted. Wisma's Zara is big, but Wheelock's Zara is HUGE!

Ok i know it's so unglam to post these kind of thing, and i know some of u will have some dumb qns. So in order not to sound dumb, i will provide a FAQ lol.

Q1: How you know got Zara Sale? You sure anot?
Ans: I heard it from a reliable source. It's from my friend, who is a Zara staff at Wisma. He also advised to go to Wheelock's Zara coz its bigger, and got more GAYS lol.

Q2: How much is the discount?
Ans: I'm not very sure, but if i didnt take the wrong notes, it should be up to 50%.

Q3: Can I reserve?
Ans: if u are a die hard Zara fan and u know their rules which allows to reserve, then go ahead. but what i heard is that they haven confirm alot of stuff, which makes reserving abit difficult. and its not advised. the best is to go down early and grab what you want.

Q4: If I go down then don't have sale how?
Ans: THEN YOUR PROBLEM LA! WALK WALK AT ORCHARD THEN!

Note: All info were correct at the time of blogging. Should it change, I will not take responsiblity. I am not related to ZARA, not even linked through friendster, I'm just doing a favour to all the hardcore shoppers I know. You, as the reader, chose to read this, and shall vow not to scold me should you be dissatisfied with your shopping experience. SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT!

2006-12-24T12:35:00.000+08:00

Well well, i remembered that it was only a few days ago that i celebrated christmas, and look, tmr im gona celebrate it again. im having a chalet with 106, lets hope they bring me some fun to help me deal with my pathetic school life filled with projects.

When everyone is talking about receiving stuff for christmas, i chose not to ask for any presents, nor am i gona ask for gifts. i've been doing that for the past few years, telling people what i want and hoping that they'll get it for me. but it comes to a point where everything seemed so meaningless, so this yr, i'm not gona ask for anything new. all i wan, is for everything to remain the same, and hope that it doesnt get any worse. all i'm asking for, is that 106 stay the way we r, close to one another, that my sec sch frens will all catch up with each other soon enough, that the groupies remain as united and cohesive, and lastly for my parents to live a happy life.

my parents r the ones who nutured me to be who i am today, whether u like it or not. they r the ones who gave me all the freedom i needed, all the respect i needed, and for everything else, they were willing to spend the cash. and looking back, i realised what a big gigantic ass i was, asking them to buy toys after toys after toys. i had 4 $100 power rangers megazords, but for wat? the fun i had lasted only for a while. it was such a waste of money. so this christmas, instead of telling them what i want, im gona tell them what im gona do. that is, to promise them a good life. and i'll keep my words.

they have nv once caned me, nor slapped me, nor beat me. not even once. and bcoz of them, i dun believe in the usage of canes, slaps or whacks to discipline my children, if i even have them in future that is. but i was caned once, in k1, by my k1 form teacher. i hated her ever since. i've been holding onto this grudge for 13 years now. im serious. to me she has always be a bledy beach. and i was punished by my sec3 chinese teacher once. she made me stand up and stand at the back of the class for talking... when in the first place, i didn't talk. the class was noisy, and i didnt talk. all i said was: HUH? then she punished me. the last time i was made to stand up like this was in primary 1. in secondary 3, however, i nv accepted the fact that i should be punished, coz to me i was not at fault. on that day, she lost all my respect. i've been holding on to this grudge for 3 years. and this christmas, i'm gona do something heroic, i'm gona let go of all my grudges and forgive them, just as i hope that they will forgive me.

This is your life, no matter what happens, just be thankful, coz u've made it this far.
Merry christmas everyone.

2006-12-20T03:24:00.000+08:00

Alright dudes, here i am to update again. wat a week eh... its been raining mats and minahs. heavy downpour and sunshine, then heavy downpour again. and there r floods everywhere, even in my room! damn it, i dun even know how water is able to get in here in the first place. tis seriously sux. and as usual.. singaporeans... they only know how to complain. hot weather also complain, cold weather with showers also complain. to the 0.00001% of the singapore's population who reads this blog, let me tell u... pls treasure this type of weather ok. coz in abt a month's time, it will be scorching hot again, and u guys will whine abt how hot it is. now its cold, so be happy tt its colder than usual, and how else u expect singapore to be cold? if u wan it to be cold, then obviously it needs rain. crazy mofos. anyway tmr is derrick's bday, actually now is his bday coz im posting this at 330am. having a bbq later at pasir ris park. i think we can forget it lol. look at the weather.

let me share with u ah mok's priceless msn nick... directly quoted:
Rain's next album sales will be bad cos all my frens nick says how rain spoils their day

lol... its so -_-".

to end off this entry, im sure u are tired of my words... so let me end of with a picture story.. called the LORD OF LOGISTICS, adapted from my friend's website, www.laikaopeh.com/blog . enjoy.

The photos shows us 2 things.... the power of gravity... and the power of photoshop.. coz the FINAL pic, was photoshopped. couldn't tell eh. lol. so long and good nite!

2006-12-12T20:45:00.000+08:00

I nv knew, wasn't prepared, didnt expect that semester 2.2 would be such a busy sem. its like the deadlines keep coming one after another, and i dun even have time to do other stuff. it sux, but it's something i must accept already, which i clearly haven. for these 2 sems, i really need to put my heart and mind into school work, and i think u all should know, i dun form a good equation with schoolwork. ah, darn.. haha and if u noticed, i always whine when i start off my entry.

anyway last sunday AFTERNOON, i committed suicide, and i tell u what i did. i went to the newly opened IKEA at tampines with derrick and gabriel. well gabriel wanted to get himself a sofa, and he asked me to tag along coz he didnt wan me to stay at home to keep doing sch stuff all the time. haha i appreciate ur concern. we went there by bus, and the weather was so bloody hot tt there were like 4 ice cream uncles who were making big bucks. when i got there, i was like walking confidently trying to get into the entrance. then i was told tt i needed to queue or something, which made no sense coz the queue was so bloody long, like 6 rows of 100metre barriers were set up. u know those kind u finish walking the first row and u have to U-turn to go to the 2nd row. so i thot to myself, whoa singaporeans can really queue if they wan a free gift ah. so i was like trying to find out y they queue so long, wats the promotion/free gift/discount tt they were getting. soon enuf, i was in the 6x100 metre queue myself, all the way behind. the queue.. was FOR GETTING INTO IKEA! whoa i kana owned. it was so darn crowded that there was a queue to even get in. super exaggerating man.

alright current update. Mid sem tests are over! well it was just one paper. the groupies and i went down to PA after tt to present our proposal, which was kinda hilarious for certain reasons. then we went off to marina square for a pizza hut lunch, making such a fool of ourselves with all the noise. actually its quite amazing how the group bonded with all the group outings and group talks during the past half sem. and then at marina sq, they got hooked by the decorations and decided to cam whore.

and i decided to add my 2 balls worth in addition to the many pruple balls dangling behind me. magdalene and komala just couldnt leave me alone and had to tickle me. UGH!

then mag sacrificed her rich ass and vounteered her services to be our free photographer.

haha if u noticed, our grp is made up of 2 chinese, 2 malay and 2 indians (though dinesh tends to say he is not an indian but a salonist)
to girls out there, if u happen to read this before 13dec then u r lucky, coz 13dec is the MANGO SALE! not tt i care la but just for ur info, if u do not already know.

so long and good nite.

2006-12-02T11:15:00.000+08:00

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2006-12-02T01:10:00.000+08:00

What a week. sch's been stressful. here's my schedule for next week:
mon: Principles of Corporate Communication Test
tues: Corporate Communications and Journalisms Peer Notes Due
wed: Comm skills 2 observers report due
thurs: human resource report due
fri: human resource presentation

god save me. but on the bright side, i only have 1 mid sem test paper, which falls on mon from 1100-1200. which means i have 2 weeks and 6 days of holidays. but holidays still must do abit of projects. zzzz. someone pls jio me to go overseas during this 2 weeks 6days. i need it. lol.

last saturday's stayover at wenjun's house was great. did some catching up with drew gab derrick and wenjun. went to eski bar at holland V before that, drank quite a bit. lol it was derrick's first time drinking so much, so when we took the NEL back to sengkang, he was feeling very uneasy. i passed him a plastic bag so tt he can vomit in it if he need. finally he cannot tahan, and went out at LITTLE INDIA station, ran to one corner to puke. and then... he took the plastic bag and walked straight back at us -_-". lol we quickly asked him to leave it there and boarded the next train.

today had a movie outing with the group. it was great company. went to the newly opened vivocity. its wide and flat, and damn tiring to walk. oh and anyway, today marks our FIFTH movie since the start of the sem. the movie was really a horror. 'DECK THE HALLS'. i should tell the movie to SUCK MY BALLS. whoa it was so terrible. its abt this guy, who has a reputation of being a christmas guy around his neighbourhood. then his new neighbour moved in and he wanted to be the new christmas guy. some tension and competition going on between them, then some sad things happened, and in times of need, they became frens. THE END. peng! waste of money. (ratings: 1/5). it was supposed to be a comedy. but funi parts... only took up like 10% of the whole movie. zzzzzz.

oh anyway i found this link on dinesh's blog... http://www.kabalarians.com . go try it! it tells u abt ur name. mine is as follows:

Although the name Gerald creates the urge to be reliable and responsible, we emphasize that it causes procrastination, lack of confidence, and the inability to realize your goals and ambitions.

This name, when combined with the last name, can frustrate happiness, contentment, and success, as well as cause health weaknesses in the fluid systems, and worry or mental tension.

The name of Gerald has made you serious-minded, responsible, and stable.

You love the security of a home and family, you are fond of children, and, as a parent you would be fair and understanding.

Although you have good business judgment, you are not aggressive in your dealings because you do not like to create issues.

You would be successful in any position dealing with the public as you have a diplomatic and tactful manner and possess a charming, easy-going nature which puts people at ease.

People are drawn to you because they feel that you are patient, kind, understanding, and responsive.

most of the parts are really true. i got a shock when i read it. lol.

so long and good nite!

2006-11-25T17:17:00.000+08:00

AWW YEAH! weekends are here! u nv know how relieved i am with all the projects in my mind. next mon, the cycle starts again. this is poly life at yr2. talking about projects, its all about finidng the right people u can click with and who will do work when the time comes. and i'm proud to say that my project group this sem is power pack! beat 4 movies in 2 weeks and many hanging out sessions. no other groups in my class hang out after class times excluding project meetings of coz. talking about projects... to me.. i must do well for my projects, so that i can have a lifeline... a lifeline tt can save my grades if i dun do well for my final exams paper... which i have nv done well in. but whenever another groups asks for help, i will offer my help coz i wan every1 to do well. i despise those who dun wana share and have this competitive mindset. seriously, when u r in need, no one will care about u. and, believe it or not, i have experienced people who can resort to using unethical methods just for grades. i mean u can go to an extent of paying some1 else a sum of money to get them to do ur project for u? so wat if u score well... u r just a loser making use of some1's intelligence and knowledge for ur own good. someday... u'll learn that u r a loser in life. MOFO!

Weeks have been so stressful. but chilling out during weekends are things that i look forward to. went to weisheng's house's ulu playground last fri midnight to have a drink with 106. his playground is good.. very ulu.. and the police can only spot us from the main road, and by the time they turn into the private houses and come into our lane... we would have already fled. haha when we arrived... we saw this elegant yellow ferrari, super nice. and there was a male driver inside... he sat upright and his window shades were down. so all 13 of us looked at him and of coz we paied more attention to his car... we looked for abt 20secs... and suddenly.... A GIRL'S HEAD POPPED OUT BESIDE HIM IN HIS CAR! then she sort of pulled up her blouse and they both got out of the car and walked home. all of us were like: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? hahaha dun even ask me what they were doing. im sure the guy must be thinking: DAMN THOSE 13 KIDS! UGH!

Going out for a drink at holland V later with gab derrick andrew and wenjun. since wenjun has finished his A'lvls and is going for his bmt soon, we thot we'd catch up before he's gone. the last time i went holland v... i had a cup of strawberry magarhita and a couple jugs of beer. then when i got to eunos mrt station, my stomach was damn bloody bloated. felt like puking but nth could come out... until... i saw edwin puke. uber disgusting, so disgusting that after 10secs, i puked. and coz of the strawberry magarhita... i puked a FULL BASIN full of red liquid. damn it. and the best thing was that after edwin puked... he went to pee. then we ran like mad and managed to catch the last train. edwin was so tired that he decided to lie down in the train since there was not much of a crowd although there were quite a few people. and then... from eunos all the way kembangan... edwin suddenly sat up and said OH NO! then he zipped his pants and layed back down. -_-"

Alright... off i go now. call me when i'm sober. so long and good night.

2006-11-17T18:41:00.000+08:00

i broke my personal best. i watched 4 movies in two weeks, something which i have nv done before. lol yeah i caught Flushed Away, The Guardian, Step Up and today it was Just Friends. Haha i guess this is what we do when we r all under stress, coz i watched all 4 movies with my project group mates, i guess its our only form of entertainment for now, sad case. anyway everytime after the movie when we come out, all of us wun be too happy, coz at the back of our minds we know that we have work to do when we get home. sux big time.

well if u wan me to comment on the 4 movies... Flushed away was funny at some parts, but the starting can really make u sleep. its those cute cartoon kind of funi, just like shrek... but shrek was 3 times better. (Rating 1.5/5)
The guardian, need i explain more. with the dashing asthon kutcher and kevin costner fighting for the lives of others as well as portraying courage in the times of need. (Rating 4.5/5)
Just Friends is the usual crappy kind of funi, just like scary movie and the lead actress of all 4 scary movies acted in this movie too! haha. crap still brings out the laughter of singaporeans (Rating 3.5/5)
Step up was not very good on their storyline, but the dance moves, its amazing and its enough to offset the disappointment in storyline. Then again, for a dance movie, you cant expect much right. a preview of the final dance below (do not watch if u wana watch the movie coz this is the finale and the best dance) (Rating 3/5) :

and 3 days ago my proj group and i went back to the same fried rice stall as mentioned in my previous entry. for those interested parties, its at tampines blk 829, the coffee shop got no name but the name of the stall is HABIBIE SEAFOOD. ok so much for that. after eating and leaving the place, we walked pass the stairs and what i saw on the notice board is enough to shock me for 10secs.

wha lao, i stood there and was stunned for like 10secs after which i just had to take out my phone for a snap. doesn't he look like.....

haha but anyway they said that his photo was done based on descriptions by people. so it might not be his actual face.

to end this entry, for those who haven seen this, i have to share this uber funi clip. its a ntu student survey. u know, its those surveys where u give feedback abt ur tutors/lecturers. And this indian lecturer from NTU certainly had some very funi comments over the years. dun get me wrong, he is not a bad teacher. according to NTU students, we won best teacher award 14 times for 14 years... and his students have stepped up to say that he deserved all his awards as he is really an inspiration. check this out...

so long and good nite

2006-11-12T11:42:00.000+08:00

what a week i've had. ups and downs, lots of stuff on my mind. deadlines are near. i can't wait for the mid sem break. oh and last week dinesh broke the record for the number of missed calls... i called him 30 times (can u believe it!) and komala called him once, so tt makes it a total of 31 times. AND HE STILL COULD NOT WAKE UP! haha eventually he did not come for the first lesson. u must be wondering how i can call him 30 times. haha when i woke up i called him a few times, after bathing i called him somemore, when walking to the bus stop i called, in bus 38 i called, after alighting to meet komala and nabyla i called, and on board the bus 8 with them heading to sch i was still calling lol. perserverance. haha so much for tt.

and u know, thanks to komi and mag, i found out that there's this great halal malay food stall near tp but nearer to st hildas'. they sell fried rice that is super delicious! really damn bloody nice. it's run by this malay family and they are really super friendly. i mean they come to talk to you when u arrive, serve u with smiles, come again to check hows the food, chit chat with us for a while.. and u feel really comfortable. i mean come on, 99% of the time u dun get this kind of service. and through the family i found out how unfair life really is. i mean i was absolutely shocked to hear that their monthly rent is SGD$10,000. they also have to pay their cook $2500 every month, and of coz ont forgetting the inventory costs and all. and in the coffee shop, only they have to pay $10k per month, while other stalls need to pay only $3-5k. note: this has nothing to do with the size of the stalls. only maybe tt the malay stall is a teeny weeny bit bigger.

the reason is bcoz the malay stall sells seafood, and the perception of the stupid management is that seafood can earn lot of money. like so wth right. it really sux to hear that such a nice family pays such i high rent. i'm sure u've met some stupid hawkers with a f-up attitude and they dun even give a damn about whether u wana buy from them anot... and they are the people with cheaper rent. where is the justice?! lol.

this will be a rather short entry. coz normally i'll go out, try to see something funi and try to blog about it when im back. but for the past few days i've been at home, typing notes on the com. and for the first time in my entire life, the application i opened the most in the previous week.. was MICROSOFT WORD. zzzz. pwned. so long and good nite.

2006-11-05T10:57:00.000+08:00

Pbl is draining, especially when u have to type peer teaching notes and u dun have info about anything. ok enuf whining.

I'm here to tell u guys 2 short stories. welcome to Gerald's 'series of unfortunate events.'

CHAPTER 1
2 weeks ago the rest of the 106 peeps and i gathered at a void deck to celebrate mok's birthday. we took a birthday cake out of jason's fridge and 9 of us gathered for the cake cutting ceremony lol. we took the cake to the void deck's stone chairs, and we all sat down. jason took out the candles and penetrated them into the cake.... and... mok held the knife and we were all prepared to sing the birthday song... and............. the POLICE CAME -_-". 2 officers saw us from far and asked us in a rather loud tone: WAT R U ALL DOING HERE?!... then he came around and saw the cake and said: OH CELEBRATING BIRTHDAY AH? then he laughed. it was so wtf right. then he told us that somebody complained and called them up saying that a group of teenagers are having a gathering at a void deck, preparing for a fight. seriously... inference fail. i think tt person's analytical skills got something wrong. and sijun kept repeating time and again: 'WHOA WE REALLY VERY SWAY U KNOW, NOT EVEN 3MINS U ALL COME ALREADY.'

the police officer rebutted: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt we r efficient wat, see we so fast come! anyway the people were not wrong to report u guys... see! (pointing to ah mok)... u r even holding a knife!' but as part of doing their rounds, all 9 of us still had to write our names and addresses in their pathetic notebook, and it took so long tt by the time they left, we no more birthday mood already, and mind you the cake was not cold anymore. then after everything.. i went home and told my mum how sway we were... and guess wat, she said: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt they r efficient wat, see they so fast come.' whoa i nth to say. no wonder they say tt adults and teenagers have a generation gap.

the longest cake cutting session in my entire life. Some ppl say he looks like me. well, i duno, up to u to decide.

Chapter 2 (pls do not read or view the pictures if you cant stand the sight of blood)
my menses finally arrived! last nite i did my normal routine ear digging at 8pm. and when i dig my ear i dun use a cotton bud, coz my ear sheet is dry, so i must use the metal golf-club-looking thing to scrap the sheet out of my ear. last nite i was digging, then i came to a point where i felt something hard, so normally it was sheet. but this one was hard to come out. so i pulled it out. and i felt liquid in my ear, so its obviously blood right lol. i took some tissue to stop the bleeding and after abt 10mins the bleeding stopped completely. went to have dinner, came back, typed my PBL notes till 4am, and i slept.

then this morning, at 8am.. i woke up. and this was what i saw...

pillow with case.

after taking out the case.

then when i put my head straight, blood FLOWED OUT. lol pwned. since it was my right ear, i had to tilt my head to the left. wanted to go hospital, but i know hospital got ppl worse case than me one. so i went to a normal doctor, and i walked down the stairs all the way to the doctor with my head tilted. i talked to the nurse with my head tilted, and it was like im acting cute but im not, coz if my head was upright, blood will flow out. waited for my turn and i went in to see the doctor.

Doc: oh hi gerald. lets see, wow, what is wrong with ur neck?
Gerald: its actually my ear la
Doc: (5secs pause) ........ OH! oh...kay....

then he stuffed a piece of cotton wool with some medicine into my right ear, and asked me to go back and consult him again tmr to change the dressing. the cause of it was bcoz i traumatized the skin inside my ear. tts what he told me. which i really didnt care. i just wanted him to stop the bleeding. so now my right ear cant really hear... its very muffled. pls talk to me at my left ear, if not i wun be able to hear much, and u will surely find it very irirtating having to repeat ur sentences. so pls bear with me for this week, espeically my classmates.

The End. so long and good night

2006-10-31T23:04:00.000+08:00

Well i'm here to update again. 2nd week of school, really getting to bond with my group (with komala and dinesh inside) and i have to say that they r a great bunch of people. i still have yet to know the rest of my class well apart from the people i already knew like melissa, hamizah, abigail and vivien. but this class is very different from the rest of my other classes i've had during previous sems. this class seems a little dead. and if u know me, im not the dead kind of guy. i like fun and sporty people, but i get a dead feeling every time i see my class. lets hope this is something which can change. haha and my group members discovered something about me. they say when i step into sch the first thing in the morning, my face is fierce and i look like i wana pick a fight. by afternoon i'll start talking alot and by evening i am crazy and hyper. haha interesting isn't it. at first i thot they were crazy enuf to come up with something like that, but when i look back... i really am like that in school haha. so dun get turned off by me in the mornings lol!

and i have to wake dinesh up everyday, haha and its really funi having to wake him up. he needs an average of 11 miss calls everyday just to wake up. he will nv be able to wake up during the first few calls. but today, today was different. just 1 call with 3 rings, he picked up the phone and said: 'HI, OKOK BYE' then he hung up. and i thot wow! thats very rare! in the end... he callled me 1hr later... and guess wat he said? i picked up and he said: 'EH Y U NV WAKE ME UP?' hahaha oh man eventually i found out tt he unconsciously picked up the phone, spoke a few words and hung up. so next time i know, if i nv hit 11 missed calls, i better not take it tt he's awake.

today i was quite pissed in school, and i wasn't the only one. nabyla and aisha from my project group also didn't know how to react and they were also quite pissed. ok the thing is this, for our corporate communication modules, the learning style is PBL. and on the first day of sch, we were given an option to work with PEOPLE'S ASSOCIATION (PA) on a real life project. they told us that if we signed up, its a good opportunity to work on a real life problem and we will do our SIP with people's association. some of us didn't wan to do our SIP with PA coz u know la, its a non-profit organisation and we wun be paid if we do SIP with them. and we also required more information on the project coz we knew nothing at all. the lecturers didn't have any answers to our questions and they advised us to sign up first then go for a briefing which will be conducted by PA, and they also said that if we do project with PA, we dun have to do our PBL problems. so its quite a good deal if u come to think of it.

then today my group and i decided to back out of the project coz everything is so unknown and we rather work with our own PBL problems, which is something we r more familiar with. and we also didn't wana serve SIP with PA, coz if we sign up for this project, we have to commit 1yr to PA and after that serve attachment. BUT BUT BUT we were assured once again by the lecturers that we can opt out after the briefing on friday if we dun wana partake in their project. then this afternoon, during our tutorials, our tutor told us that the PA project is something EXTRA... and that we still have to undergo half of the process of our normal PBL problem. then after sch we have to go down to PA HQ at kallang to work on their project. just then we wanted to back out, but our tutor told us that we cant back out already. tp has already confirmed with PA. we have to go for this project. its like so wtf right. i was seriously pissed. i mean honestly i dun mind undertaking this PA project, but what im pissed about is how i was CHEATED INTO THIS! seriously, this sux! one moment i knew nth abt the project, the next moment i was assured i can back out... and the very next moment im in and i cant back out anymore. farrrrgggged up!

now the only possibility that this project will be cancelled, is that if PA forces us to do SIP with them. coz we told the lecturers how unwilling we r on doing SIP with them. so if they force us to do SIP with them (which is most unlikely), then this project will be terminated. but that will nv happen la... so there is a 99% chance that i must do this project... which means going to PA after sch hours to do their project. farg it. so long and good night.

2006-10-25T11:19:00.000+08:00

Hi, it's been a week since i last updated. well i started school on monday at 9am. of coz, i had problems waking up considering the fact that i slept at 2am on sunday and had to wake up at 7am. but i got up eventually though my dad had to whack me many times with my towel. lol but dinesh had more problems coz he slept at 5am on sunday nite and i gave him over 10miss calls on monday morning before he finally got up to pick up his phone. i left home at 810, coz i dun wana be late on the first day of school. and the journey to school took 45mins. i had a 2hr lecture scheduled and after tt i could go home. but after 45mins into the lecture, the lecturer said: 'OK I'M DONE THATS ALL, SEE U ALL ONE WEEK BEFORE UR TESTS' and next week on wards we wun have tt lecture anymore coz its PBL -_-". i took great pains getting up and travelling to sch for 45mins... just for a 45mins lecture. and it took me 45mins to get home too. dulan! haha dinesh and i were kiasu singaporeans, trying to recruit reliable project group members already when its just the first day of sch. managed to get komala, and her two frens nablya and aisha. i hope this sem's projects wun have any cock ups.

oh ya i gave u all a brief synopsis of the movie DEATH NOTE in my previous entry. well i watched it last fri, and to me, it was awesome! i mean its a made up movie, but the storyline and plots made me go WOAH! and ORH NO WONDER! throughout some parts of the movie. well i will continue watching the anime series on youtube. there's a second part of the movie which seems even more exciting. cant wait for that. most of the people i know liked the movie alot, but of coz tastes in movies differ and some people hate it. in terms of y they hate it, well here's two reasons i can think of:
1. they catch no balls on what's happening
2. they like straightforward movies

straightforward in a sense that they like those SPIDERMAN type of movies. when u already know spiderman is gona spin his web and fly here fly there. then at the end of the day, the good guy meets the bad guy, the bad guy seems to be winning but suddenly for an unknown reason... POOF! the good guy found a breakthrough and counter attacks the bad guy for the win. and after that the good guy kisses the leading actress, the city is peaceful again like the start and the movie ends. *yawns* then u will be supporting the good guy all the way coz u know he is good in nature with all his moral values and the bad guy is immoral coz he is greedy and wants to kill others *double yawn*.

but DEATH NOTE! death note is different. death note is about two guys who pit their wits against each other bcoz of differences in their believes towards JUSTICE. Light Yagami, the person who owns the death note, uses it to kill major criminals so that there will be a more peaceful world. but the detective 'L' thinks that by mass killing these criminals, it's by far much worse. so who is right? its up to u to decide, really. so that really caught my attention and made me like it. it's the uniqueness of the movie which amazes me. go catch it if u haven.

well after that we went to tampines mart macdonalds to slack till 5am then next day. and when we got bored, krishna, a rich indonesian kid, dared jason to sniff a packet of macdonalds pepper for $20. and yes, he did it. the following youtube video shows u how he did it. enjoy.

note:
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content.
Warning: Some of you may find the languages and images in the video disturbing.

that's all for today. will update during the weekends. so long and good nite.

2006-10-19T02:25:00.000+08:00

whoa the haze is back again. just when it subsided early last week, it came back with some thick smog on saturday. it's always saturday eh. last week the saturday also saw a high reading of 150, just last weekend it hit 120. subsided again until now its only abt 70. my indonesian fren, krishna, told me that the farmers usually burn alot of trees on fridays... and on saturday they will leave the trees there thru the weekends and go dating since they got off days. and i was like WHOA SO IRRESPONSIBLE AH. and he replied: 'actually i duno also, i anyhow say one.'
i felt so dumb.

sch's starting next monday. until now, i haven received any news on when the timetable is gona be released. i hope for a slack timetable of coz, but most importantly, i hope to have a good group. good in terms of their contributions, ability to solve problems and of coz to be present for discussions. coz my upcoming class will be my class for 3 sems, and if u wana put it in a scarier way, for the rest of my poly life. a good group will solve all my fricking project problems. but thankfully i have dinesh with me, and he has proven to be a valuable group member. of coz i will stay away from leadership responsibilities this sem. 3sems is enough. being a leader sux, especially when u get lost in the midst of projects.

and if u haven heard about this. Youtube is worth $16BILLION. i duno the currency, but should be USD. crazy right, for a free website to broadcast yourself. MILLIONS of people around the world visit it everyday. its like wtf right. haha and google act cute go buy 1billion worth of youtube shares. google says that it wans to be the biggest video broadcaster in the world. wha lao, pls la.. u r already the biggest search engine, now u wana conquer another sector. can't u just be happy with wat u have? my main concerns are that if google starts to be an idiot and do their LAW BY LAW thing, then many videos in youtube will be taken out. i watch alot of stuff in youtube, from animes like bleach to mtvs and soccer replays. if google decides that animes cant be broadcasted on youtube, then im pwned.

alright, the official release date for DEATH NOTE the movie is tmr. i'm gona catch it on friday. for those of u who know nuts abt that movie, let me tell u a brief story. its adapted based on the best selling comic in japan. ok one day a death god (some1 who brings death -_-") got bored in his world of darkness that he decides to intentionally drop his DEATH NOTE (which is a notebook) onto the human world. the person who picked it up is a sch genius rumoured to be the smartest student in japan... and he is always a straight As student. his name is LIGHT. ok he got the DEATH NOTE, which he read the instructions within. all he has to do is to write a name in the death note. the name that is written in the death note will die. but as he writes the name, he must picture the person's face and write it, or else everyone with that name will die. like for example if he wans me dead, he must think of my face while writing GERALD TAN JUN LONG. if he doesnt, then ALL the GERALD TAN JUN LONGs in the world will die. if he doesnt specify how the person dies, then after 40secs the person will automatically die of a heart attack. if he specifies, then that person will die according to how he wans that person dead. cool yeah.

as a student, he was very concerned as there were many criminals in japan. for a start, he tuned into the news and found out a criminal's name with his face on tv. so he wrote that persons name and thot of his face, and eventually, killed him. he then went on to kill many other major criminals. the police force was shocked that such murders actually take place without a murderer. they summoned a detective, named 'L.' this L guy has helped the police force solve many unsolved mysteries and crimes. L is not his real name, and nobody has seen his face before. everytime he comes on, a letter 'L' will be shown and he will be talking in the background. he wans to track down the mystery killer, but doesnt know who the killer is. he has since narrowed his search and has confirmed that this killer is in japan. LIGHT, on the other hand, knows that L is looking for him. he wans to kill L but he can't coz he doesnt know L's face and in the first place, L isnt the detectives real name. so in short, whoever finds who first will triumph. the question is, how do they find each other and wat happens during the process of finding each other? watch the movie to find out! i can't guarantee that its a good movie, coz tastes differ. and i haven watched it yet. will till fri then i will know.

ok thats all for now. so long and good nite.

2006-10-11T18:34:00.000+08:00

ok i've been tagged to do this, and i forgot to do it in my previous post so i better do it now if not dinesh is gona kill me.

One. Think of 15 short bits of interesting stuff about yourself. And they've gotta be true.
Two. Come up with 5 false statements regarding yourself, but for fun's sake keep them in the threshold of believability.
Three. Jumble them all up together and list them in any order.
Four. Post them on LJ (blogger) and let people guess which the five false ones are!
Five. Get 5 others to do the same.

1) i like the all-american rejects
2) i have my own dressing table
3) i read 8 days, every week
4) to me, a girl's looks matters more than her personality
5) im a swimmer and i represented my sec sch in swimming, but i hate swimming
6) i hate metal music
7) i took art & craft classes in pri sch
8) long john silvers' is my fav fast food restaurant
9) i have my own house phone, tv, com, hi-fi and water dispenser
10) i use a mahjong table to study for exams
11) my ideal successful career woman is miss reena ng
12) i love watching ghost movies
13) i will not believe in aliens until i see them myself
14) i have over 150 play station games
15) i've crossed dressed once in sec sch
16) aladdin was my fav movie from k2 all the way till pri 2
17) i pass my time folding origami
18) i do not own a nets card
19) i've travelled out of singapore twice with frens
20) i pierced a second ear hole recently

want the answers? its at the end of this whole blog entry.

lol oh ya recently i read 8days, and i have an interesting LAST PAGE to share. see if u can answer any of them

a. why is 'bra' singular but 'panties' plural?
b. can u cry underwater?
c. if a pizza is round, why does it come in a square box?
d. how come people say they 'slept like a baby' when a baby wakes up every 2 hours?
e. how important does a person have to be before they are considered 'assassinated' instead of just plain murdered
f. why r u IN a movie, but ON tv?
g. if corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
h. don't the 'alphabet song' and 'twinkle twinkle little star' have the same tune?
i. y did u jus try singing the 2 songs above?

lol interesting isn't it. well thats all for now. so long and good nite

answers: FALSE - 4,11,12,17,20

2006-10-08T18:46:00.000+08:00

HAZE MADNESS! well today seems quite alright with an average PSI reading of 30. yesterday was damn jialat... highest reading of 150 and lowest 110. when i woke up, i thot i was in genting. serious, cant even see the other side of simei, and simei is like so puny. i was quite worried actually, coz im going to jb on tues (yes im going jb again, but don't worry i wun cock up like last time)... and if singapore is already tt bad, i cant imagine m'sia. but today it subsided so it should be quite ok. every1 stayed indoors yesterday... and for the first time, eastpoint was packed with ppl. can u believe it, i mean its eastpoint u know. coz every1 didnt wan to have their dinner at some open air kopitiam, every1 including me.

oh ya as promised in my previous entry, i wanted to talk abt condominiums. haha it brings me back to my sec sch days when we were having civics and moral education lessons. my teacher miss lim asked the class to name out the 5Cs. so the class went CASH, CREDIT CARD, CAR, CAREER, and i cheekily named the last one... i said: 'CONDOM!!!.....minium.' lol then miss lim turned around, she was quite pissed... and she asked who said it. then weeyang cheekily put up his hand (when it wasnt even him who said it... it was me!)... and she asked him to do 50 push ups lol!!! anyway weeyang, if u r reading this... im so touched.. and i will nv forget tt. i owe u my life lol.

but my main point in talking abt condos is their residents. i'm not stereotyping but it seems to me that condo residents specialise in one thing. COMPLAINTS! whoa they super know how to complain. abit abit only complain. on ipod for some music during bbq... complain. pass a soccer ball at the playground with no one around... complain. swim with bball shorts... complain. play beach ball (those meant to be played in water)... also complain. im lucky that the ppl living in hdb aren't tt fished up. i'm pissed bcoz last mon we went to CHANGI GREEN to celebrate justin's, sijun's and gordon's bdays. then u know la... condo got swimming pool wat. so after bbq, whahaha 3 of them got thrown in the water. lol in the end every1 went in coz we had to kamikaze to get them in. less than 1 min, security guards came. then they looked at us and they said: 'ONE RESIDENT CAN ONLY BRING 4 FRENS IN THE POOL AT A TIME.' whoa wth man, i think he anyhow bomb one. haha we threw gordon into the pool in his jeans. then the guards were very angry tt he went in with jeans. they scolded him. then gordon said tt he got pushed in by us and he was already out of the water. then guards damn basket... they said: 'SINCE U LIKE TO JUMP DOWN SO MUCH, U GO UP 11 FLOORS AND JUMP DOWN LA.' whoa every1 was so damn angry tt we scolded the guards and sherman also acted like he wanted to pick a fight lol. anyway the guard's hair was damn cool la. some 70s afro hairstyle. such a pity i didnt get a chance to snap his hair. or i would have shown u guys the pic. and he said tt residents complained this residents complained tt. whoa we also didnt bother to listen to watever he had to say. so we just cut the cake and went home. ta ma de.

front row (left to right): choong hwee, ah mok, sijun gordon, justin, me, jason, edwin, yanhao, krishna, sherman
back row: kaiwei, weijie, kaibin, weisheng.

look at sijun's fit body! lol justin looks like he is defending a free kick with his eyes closed. and jason seems to have scratched his left boob.

thats all for now! so long and good night.

2006-10-04T23:05:00.000+08:00

oh man im here to update again. what a chore. its a chore to me if i have nth to update abt. well sch's starting in 2 weeks time.. and i duno if its good or bad... good in a way tt i have sth to do everyday and bad coz the projects will start piling again and i will have mood swings and all. talking abt mood... the other time i was in shanghai we went for this foot reflexology, and they have doctors to examine us. this doctor looked at my palm and immediately told me: 'ur palms tell alot abt u. u r calm but hot tempered' i duno whether i wana believe him, i mean i can also easily look at some1's palms and talk nonsense... since talking nonsense is what im good at.

but it was put to test just 3 days ago when i went to the bubble tea shop with abt 10frens to order bubble tea, but only i wanted to drink, the rest of them were there just to accompany me. so there were two aunties. i went up and i looked at one auntie, she looked back and she immediately went off to wash the blender. so i turned and looked at the other one. she also turned and looked away and went to the refrigerator to take something. then the first auntie who was washing the blender was done washing and she came and stared at me again. jus when i wanted to order... both aunties looked at each other and walked away. whoa i waited for abt 2mins... seriously got 2mins... i just stood there and did nothing. then i finally got fed up... (my frens were also quite fed up) so i said loudly to my frens: AIYA SUA LA I DUN WANA BUY ANYMORE. then BOTH aunties at the same time asked me: 'ya wat u wan?' and i was so pissed that i shouted: 'EH **** YOUR SHOP LA!' then they scolded me back with sth else and my fren turned back to stare at them and they kept quiet. is tt being hot tempered to u? lol. i really duno. but i was tt pissed at tt time.

and i promised never to go back to that bubble tea shop anymore. neither will my frens. so they lost 10 customers just like that. but there's one bubble tea shop in tampines... the one just outside tampines mrt station near the old location of cheers, there's a bubble tea shop called SWEETALK. some time last week i knocked off from work and i dropped by with derrick to buy bubble tea. and suddenly derrick said: HEY LOOK AT THIS!

AND WAT THE HELL IS A PAYAYA??!?!?!?! LOL!

ok thats all for now. i will update again by sunday. i promise. this time i will talk abt condominiums. so long and good nite.

2006-09-26T23:01:00.000+08:00

oh hi guys! been quite some time since i updated, i've been busy with work actually. these 2 weeks seems like forever. i'll tell u wat my job is. ok u know the drawers tt u all r using now... they r just normal drawers right, u open and close them normally. but the company tt im working for has these special drawers from austria.. so special tt no matter how hard u push to close them... they will automatically stop at a certain point and close itself softly and properly. the actual name is called the SOFTCLOSE drawer. its the ideal drawer for hot tempered ppl. they wun spoil no matter how hard u push to close them, coz once it reaches 2cm frm the cabinet... it slows down and closes itself. and ya so for these drawers to work, they have 2 metallic poles underneath them and inside these poles contain oil pumps. the current oil pumps will squirt oil. and so our job is to change them. so we have to take out the pumps 1by1 and replace them with newer pumps made of better plastic -_-". and we r doing it for 2 weeks. and u know how many oil pumps the 6 of us have to change? 14,000 of them!!!!! and the warehouse is located in kaki bukit... no aircon, no fan. so its so damn hot especially in the afternoon. we perspire like nobody's business. but i ain't complaining... we earn $80 per day. max is from 9-6pm... but normally we 5pm can leave le... sometimes even 430. so its good considering the pay and working hours. and my pain ends this fri... yup.. i started last mon.

Singapore idol ended last nite. i voted once for jonathan. i preferred him to hady. he was my fav male contestant, of coz my fav female is jasmine.. but i have to say her dressing sux.. and it makes her look fat. i think hady deserves to win bcoz he is more versatile... but i think when u talk abt having an IDOL, the x-factor.. charisma... i think jonathan has what it takes. but hady garnered 70% of the votes. lets hope he does better than taufik. hope i wun see them often in 7-11 commercials promoting gulp.

oh ya celebrated shing's bday last saturday with the lamers, the JASS, mr and mrs james, and shing's cell group. quite happening although there wasn't enough food to fill every1... and my wish for shing on her 18th bday is that she attends sch regularly, comes early for lessons and for her mum to sign her water baptism form... although all of these doesnt concern me at all. but thats still my wish for her. lol. thx for being such a great buddy. and i hope u enjoyed taking back ur pirates comic lol!

and ya i added this new household item to my room recently. ok maybe not so recently... abt 2 weeks ago. its convenient, small compared to the normal ones... and its very act cute. it's just what i need.

a mini water dispenser! only $24.90 from ACTION CITY. look at the cuuuute penguin, so act cute. i place it in my room beside my bed. i dun have to step out of my room to go to the kitchen for water anymore. and the container fills exactly 8glasses for water (2litres)... just enough for my daily requirements. errr ya behind tt dispenser is a photo frame of my niece. its also beside my bed. my parents were the one who put it there. poor me, have to see her every morning when i wake up. and she stares at me when i sleep, how unglam.

thats all for now. so long and good nite. love live friday. pls come soon and end my misery in my job.

2006-09-19T22:43:00.000+08:00

alright guys, sorry for not updating for quite some time. after last wed, i was packed with activities thoroughout the week. 1b20 chalet was a blast! and this week i started working so i dun have much time to update. anyway, will talk more abt my job the next entry. i wana elaborate on the 1b20 class chalet. the turnout was very bad. 24 ppl in 1b20, out of which 11 confirmed that they could make it, in the end only 7 turned up. to the other 4 ppl who said that they would show up but eventually didn't, i have nth to say. but it was fun, even though u guys did not bother to show up. i'm usually wun be pissed abt such a small matter like this, but later u will know y im pissed this time round.

we started off playing scrabble, we didnt really follow the rules, as in we didn't form words that are in the english dictionary. there were words like SIAM, PEED, BOI and SIONG being formed. and we went on to play monopoly after that and learnt how to make investments in the game lol. it was fun. but the climax has to be when sherry arrived and introduced this game to us. (all captions are below the pics)

its like a truth or dare, except now, 1 person will command and a selected person will have to abide by the command. means all of us randomly pick an ice cream stick without knowing the numbers. once we have selected, the 'KING' will reveal himself and be the commander. he will say out his forfeit (to be thot of it himself) to every1 and then choose a suay number to carry it out. means if he chooses number 4, and u r holding the ice cream stick with the number 4.. then happy new year.

forfeit 1: i was the king. and the forfeit was to mix f&n orange with iced lemon tea and 5 twisties. the person who kana was ethan, who drank and ate this delicacy within 10secs. cool.

forfeit 2 (no photo): eugene was the king, and he filled half a 1.5litre coke bottle with plain water. with 1 gulp, the person selected have to finish it. who's the sway person? ME! sian....

forfeit 3: ethan was the king. this is f&n orange plus pizza hut's cheese and chilli bits. it smells exactly like vomit, trust me. the person selected will have to gulp it down. my stomach was so full with the previous half bottle of water... so i thot i wun be so sway.. coz there's only 1/6 chance of getting chosen. the sway one? ME AGAIN! SIAN!!! but it tasted quite ok lol.

forfeit 4: eugene was the king. and the sway person got to wear his shirt the other way round for 2hrs. a picture tells a thousand words... i dun have to tell u who is the sway one.

forfeit 5: i forgot who was the king. but the king chose 2 ppl, and he specifically wanted a girl and a guy. he wanted the guy to wear a girl's hairband for abt 15mins-half an hour and the girl was to wear the guy's shirt for the same amount of time. the sway ones... dinesh and sherry.

forfeit 6: put 1 hand and one leg in a pillow for abt 15-30mins. the sway person? sarah!

forfeit 7: wrap urself up in a blanket for a certain amount of time... which i forgot. ethan kana this time lol! and he looks like a rape victim... who is very happy tt he got raped.

ok i know u all r bored, so the new few will be summarized.

forfeit 8: eugene had to hold sherry's legs on his shoulders as she walked with her hands.

forfeit 9: sarah was forced to smell the toilet bowl and claim that it smells nice.

forfeit 10: lol i was the king! and i made the selected person wear the tshirt of some1 frm the opposite sex... the other way around! and the person chosen was eugene.. lol... revenge!

forfeit 11: i had to carry every1's bags for 5mins. super heavy i tell u!

forfeit 12: sarah had to walk with slippers on her hands and dustbins as her shoes.

forfeit 13: 2 ppl selected had to do leopard crawls.

forfeit 14: ethan and sarah were the sway ones to be wrapped up together!

forfeit 15: whoa sian. i was the sway one who got chosen to replace ethan and i had to lie down in a '96' position with sarah and both of us were tied up. butt to butt. for 8mins. webber wun be pleased when he sees this. oh ya, sarah seemed to be doing alot of forfeits in a row.

FINAL FORFEIT!: 2 selected ppl. 1 to be the pole, and one to be the dance. lol dinesh was the pole... ethan was the sexy dancer. he was such a good sport. every1 was actually. and it was fun bcoz of that.

and after that it was time to cut the cake. and i tell u, i was really shocked and at the same time touched when i saw the cake...

look at that! a cake with the class photo on it. $40 from sweet secrets. the 'PHOTO' on the cake is edible. my goodness, i really have to thank ethan for his efforts put in before, and during the chalet itself. it really amazing to see such a beautiful cake. and the sad thing was, on the cake was a photo of our WHOLE class, 24 ppl. and out of 24 ppl, only 7 turned up. thats y im pissed. the joy could not be shared.

and sarah got to eat my face. lol. 1b20 will still be the best.

so long and good nite.

2006-09-13T22:18:00.000+08:00

ok there seems to be a particular trend specially for today in all the blogs i've read. so i need to follow the trend. here goes: results are out! this sem's results seem to come sooner than the previous sems.

Principles of Marketing: B+
Human Resource Management: B+
Business Finance: B
Leadership & Character: B
Arts Appreciation: B

yup. i dun really know my gpa yet but i did a rough calculation and expect it to drop around 0.04-0.05 from last sem's 3.31. i know my results are disappointing, but i couldnt have asked for more. do i have regrets? of coz i do. do i have people whom i wana really blame for being slack? of coz i do. but thats not the point, the point is being happy with what i have and i am actually quite glad that the final exam papers did pull some of my results up like marketing and finance. the only one which i couldnt explain was HRM... where i got B+, so has aileen and dinesh. ya, dinesh got B+... quite rare. so this means im smart too lol! well the exam papers were alright, wat caused me to have such disappointing grades were my coursework... especially the mid sem papers, which i know i could have done much better. but it came the week after all the project deadlines and i was very very tired. oh well im glad for the projects my group all did very well.

MY GRATITUDES FOR THIS SEM:

my 2b01 project group. you guys are amazing. i am not shy to say that this group is the most effective group in my poly life so far. of coz, my yr1 grp was more cohesive and fun-loving, but this grp is more effective in terms of getting things done. too bad our time ended so soon, but i wish u all the best. thanks for securing A's in the marketing and HR projects. and dinesh, i have to thank u the most... i see u putting alot of effort in the project, and i know that. good for u that it has paid off. a valuable grp member indeed. and aileen, thanks for painstakingly carrying your laptop at least twice a week. i wanted to help, but who ask u stay so far =p. thx to chinghow for your youtube videos, directing abilities and your sweets. thanks alex for putting your knowledge in skincare products and thanks pat for making the reports flow. and u guys r damn power la! u put up with my untahanable nosensical lameness! whoa! i kowtow to u all!

2b01, thanks for all the candid moments in class. 1 sem seems so short, but i'm glad we've met, and i wish u all the very best. i hope we still remember each other although we only spent 15weeks as a class and we meet approx only 6hrs for tutorials every week. oh ya, the pizza hut outing was great! catch up often although we r all in diff diplomas ok.

sarah marie... thanks for your leadership project. without your help, my leadership wun even get a B. serious. and for that, i shall tell every1... sarah sarah is the best! sarah sarah ace her tests! sarah sarah beat the rest! ya i changed the last sentence coz this is a PG blog. i will grab webber for u, i promise. and thanks for ur snacks at every lecture and of coz, your laughter.

shing. thanks for studying with me during the study break and letting aileen and i take shelter at ur house during the last day of exams. we went mad i know... but it was fun studying with u. and of coz, sorry abt the last nite of exams. i really didnt know! forgive me.

and to all the people who have helped me in my tp life in sem2.1 in one way or another whom i forgot to thank, i am so sorry! will remember u... lets say... soon. u all r also the best!

sem 2.2 here i come! no more cds! whopee!! 1b20 class chalet tmr! looking forward to it! as ethan would say... it will COMFIRM be very fun!

so long and good nite to all the chicks, hunks and nerds.

2006-09-11T01:00:00.000+08:00

hello people! this is it, the entry that you guys r waiting for, the chronicles of my china trip. if u do not already know, i'm back. well the tour on the whole was fun, with a mix of boring historical sightseeing and some very cheap shopping sprees. went to the eastern part of china (hangzhou suzhou wuxi nanjing) and finally to shanghai for 7 whole days. china is a nice country, they have so many good things which singapore doesnt have, but they also have some bad things which singapore also thankfully dun have.

before the tour even started, my flight took off last fri at 0115hrs... so every1 was very very sleepy and most of us slept on the plane. then when i woke up for the meals, i was only half awake. while eating the tasteless american breakfast served on board, i bit my own lips twice at different spots, super super pain. and throughout the next few days, the results are as follow.. godlike ulcers, super pain. now i think when i eat, i'll eat slower than some1 with braces. this pic was taken last nite, so its recent.
note: not for the faint hearted

the first day was quite alright and it got better when the tour guide brought us to watch a china cultural show in hangzhou. those guys are really damn good, they did many stunts, but the main point i wana talk about, is a CLAPPING GADGET. every seat inside is filled with this CLAPPING GADGET. super cute and creative. of coz the audience used it to clap. i reckoned that they recommended this gadget coz no one wans to clap for the performers in the past.

and the side view looks like this, i guess by the pic u can tell how we use it. jus swing it from right to left and vice versa. and yes, since it was so fun to play with, every1 "CLAPPED" for the performers very often

and i found out that china is no diff from singapore, clubbing is not something alien to them. and to all singaporean paikias, pls be thankful for mohammad sultan road, and be extremely thankful for MOS. if u thot the clubs in our country were of low standards... think again.

and i went to wuxi to visit the fliming site of THE THREE KINGDOMS... and i chanced upon an empress, which just so happen to look like my niece. she wasn't acting cute, she was cute. (and yes, she was my niece) we paid SGD $4 for her to be dressed like this for a photoshoot. quite a reasonable price.

and of coz, the city which i wana talk abt the most is shanghai. the most modern city in china. their vcds only cost SGD $2-$4! no more than that! and they r not pirated, they r actually original, only thing they r produced in china. they r exactly the same vcds that u r able to find in TS VIDEO shops in s'pore. so now u know, how much TS VIDEO earns by selling a vcd to u. if i, as a customer, am able to buy a vcd from $2-$4, how much do u think TS VIDEO paid for them? surely it has to be even cheaper. and to all sg pirates... china's original vcds are far cheaper than ur pirated cds... shame shame.

haha but when i went to shanghai's city area, i noticed an interesting movie poster. it was xmen3.. and it was COMING SOON! lol, singapore screened the movie like... 3 months ago? haha... LAG!!

and shanghai's nite view was damn beautiful, so much more beautiful than singapores'. here's a night view of the ORIENTAL PEARL. wat a sight. its said that the china government made it a must for all city buildings to be lighted up by 7pm. how nice. unlike singapore. u look at our city buildings, all u will see r the outline lightings of the suntec city office buildings, so unglam. my dad told me that singapore used to have bright building lightings at nite, but the government disallowed it coz some drivers said that the lightings r a distraction and they end up in accidents. wha lao, so noob. accident is bcoz ur driving lousy, not bcoz of the bright lights. try to find excuse only. act cute!

a closer look at the oriental pearl...

and this is the top view of shanghai's city at 269 floors high. we took a lift, and i tell u, the lift was extremely fast. we were at the first floor, and after 10secs... we reached the 120th floor, and after another approx 15secs, we reached the 269th floor. and the problem was that we couldn't feel anything at all, we did even feel like we were going up that fast. so most of us got a shock when we reached the 269th floor, and of coz the pressure in our ears was untahanable.

and now for the highlight of the trip.. the TOILETS in shanghai. got tv one! at every urinal somemore! both male and female toilets also got. but i only took a photo of the male toilet's one (duh!). i think its more beneficial for the ladies coz they stay in the toilet longer. i mean come on, a male's average peeing time is only about 10-15secs, y do we need a tv in front of us? i only watched as a plane took off and i was done peeing already. and they dun have it in the male cubicles, but female one have. so when a guy shits, he doesnt get to watch tv, but if he pees in the urinal, he can watch the tv. quite dumb ah, it will be more practical if they had it in the male cubicles. i think they scared that guys who do big business wun wana come out after that. lol but quite style ah.

the following pic was taken from the ENTRANCE OF MY SHANGHAI HOTEL ROOM. take note, its the entrance of my hotel room, NOT the entrance of my hotel toilet. proof: the doorbell on the left.

so act cute! i think this hotel is more suited for couples who wana make love after a bath. the toilet is IN the room itself, and the showers' door is transparent! and its situated in front of the main room door. so imagine if 2 ppl stay in the room, and 1 is bathing. and if some1 knocks on the door and the other person in the room goes to open the door... whoa got free show already. haha my dad and i stay in one room... so i had no choice but to take 2 cloth pegs and clip a towel on the door... so at least there's sth to cover us when we shower.

lol and that marks the end of the trip. will update again soon. so long and good nite.

2006-08-31T11:24:00.000+08:00

since my previous entry was not too long ago, i'll make this entry short. firstly, EXAMS ARE OVER! god bless me for my grades, hope they wun be so bad. and ya one other thing, i'll be leaving for shanghai tmr nite. actually its saturday morning 0015... but then u know la SIA must check in 3hrs beforehand, so i have to be at the airport at 2115 tmr nite. will be back next friday around 2200. yup, for a week, i'll be part of china's already over-populated population. serioulsy, given a choice, i wouldn't wan to go. i know wat all of u r gona say... u r all gona say tt im lucky to be able to travel and i should be thankful instead. ya i know, my dad works in SIA and he has free tickets every year, and the free tix are only for the worker himself (my father), his spouse (my mother) and any NON-WORKING children (me). so after i enter NS, i wun be entitled to the free tix anymore. so i guess the least i should do is to spend more time with my family when i can, rather than always thinking about fun.

but u know, the main reason y i dun wana go, is bcoz its SHANGHAI and all the other minor parts like nanjing and wuxi. its... yup.. china. the tour guide is gona be speaking chinese, a language which my dad knows nuts abt. and it sux coz if we were to go on a holiday together, i would wan every1 to benefit. and i think 20% of the time, i also catch no ball. another reason is bcoz if u know me well enough, i'm not those scenery kind of person. i love beautiful sights, but on the other hand, i hate historical CHINESE monuments which have rich historys. then the guide will yak and yak about which stupid emperor conquered this conquered that and then had duno how many thousand women by his side and how strong his stupid army was. i hate history and i dun wana know all these facts, coz its just plain boring. and for 1 week, i'm gona be hearing that. and since its a tour to china, most of the people in my tour group will be old people... and they will go.. XIAO DI, JI SUI? (small boy, how old r u?) WHA, ZAI NA LI DU SHU... HAI MEI YOU DANG BING AH? (wha, where r u studying at? haven go ns ah?) grrr... irritating.

i'm not gona do wat i did last year, distributing all my assets in case i die. lol its a waste of time, when i know i wun die. but if i do, i wan this entry to have an impact. CHINA SUX, chinians suck more! for now, i can't wait to be back lol. oh by the way... when i'm gone, pls dun act cute. seeya.

2006-08-28T17:23:00.000+08:00

it's been a long time! okok i know the exams are not over yet, but i just have this urge to blog. if u think tt i should only blog after the exams have ended then fine! press the X button and come back on wednesday nite, coz u'll still see the same entry. oh bother, finance paper just ended. it was damn dreadful studying finance, it's like the theory part of accounting, with calculations based on ur accounting knowledge, and then explaining the decisions that will benefit the company. and i fricking hate accounting! oh man y am i in business anyway. haha then i realised it was not such a bad choice after all. i hate science too much to go to science, and i dun wana relive the Amaths mugging madness if i go engineering, coms will lag if i go to IT, and mona lisa will look like a man should i go to design. oh well, at least accounts is still tahanable. oh ya the finance paper was rather alright for calculations, but the theory, gosh... quite gone case.

last week was our study break and i went mugging at the airport on mon and tues, with dumbo buddy shing. shijia and aileen were with us on tues too. but on mon, shing and i went to PCC. (pacific coffee company). then she bought Snapple. and u know, the caps of snapple have some really interesting facts. and her bottle cap wrote:

'A CROCODILE CANNOT MOVE ITS TONGUE.'

and so she got all excited and she told me HEY A CROCODILE CANNOT MOVE ITS TONGUE! and then she went on to ask.. HUH THEN HOW IT TALK? lol for once i was also lost for an answer before she said OH YA HOR CROCODILES DUN TALK. peng. someone pls save her.

oh oh oh! and i have one amazing piece of news to share. haha if u duno, Creative technology sued Apple a few months ago coz they claimed that apple use their patented sound system in their i-pod blablablabla and they demanded $100m for patent fee. they sued apple 3 law suits, and guess wat, apple sued back 7! whahaha, who ask Creative to act cute. and i thot its the end of Creative, i even told my classmates that Sim Wong Hoo could jolly well be sweeping my corridor floor the next day should Creative go bankrupt. but last week, news reported that they won! and apple had to pay $100m to them! then u know wat apple say? apple said that both companies will benefit from this blablabla and its a win-win situation. act cute! lose $100m still can say win-win situation, ta ma de they paiseh then dun dare to admit. western company big shot ah. Creative rules! local brand! whohoo i'm such a contradicting idiot.. and here i am carrying an ipod mini everyday to sch.

another amazing piece of news! today when i went to sch, i took bus 23 from tampines interchange. when the driver went up the bus, all of us went up too... then suddenly got one more driver in sbs uniform came along, and guessed wat he did, he stopped an uncle from going up the bus. i was like wat the.... and tt extra driver who stopped the uncle told him: 'sorry this is for tp students only' and i was like HUH?! where got such thing one? whoa i told many ppl abt this but all of them thot i was kidding. i am dead serious. dun believe, tmr 9am go tamp interchange and take bus 23. and tt extra driver also board the bus with us. then at every stop, he went down and specifically guided tp students up the bus and restricted others from doing so. i was thinking, the bus was not crowded at all... y cant they jus let others board too? especially the uncle at the interchange, so poor thing. he was the ONLY non-tp student there. i could have lied to the bus driver by telling him tt the uncle was my grandfather and he is sending me to sch, but of coz eventually i didn't. if i was a working adult, and if i was running late for work, i would have been damn pissed. hmmm, i was wondering, y tp students got such privilege? did tp go seduce sbs transit so that students wun be late for their exams? i wonder....

2006-08-24T15:54:00.000+08:00

WILL

BE

BACK

WHEN

THE

EXAMS

END.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEGUANG AND LYNN.

and singapore.

2006-08-17T00:34:00.000+08:00

oh boy, sherry tagged me to do this, so i shall start this entry by doing it.
1. Grab the nearest book.
2. Open the book to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the text of the next 3 sentences on your blog along with these instructions.
5. Don't you dare dig for that "cool" or "intellectual" book in your closet! I know you were thinking about it! Just pick up whatever is closest.
6. Tag five people.

Here it goes: Determine whether the stationary value of A is a maximum or a minimum.

and i'm not gona tag any1 to do it. if u wana do then do, dun wan sua. oh ya, i took it from my A-maths 10yr series. no choice, i was using it to whack a huge housefly jus now, so it was the closest to me. the problem now is, the fly is not dead yet, darn. oh ya it's meijun's 10yr series by the way. i lost mine after the prelims and she gave me hers. wat a sacrifice, my brother indeed.

ok on to my regular post. well, PROJECTS ARE OFFICIALLY OVER! u dun know how relieved i am now. i can come home without worrying abt wat needs to be done and by when. but looking back, i really had fun with my group mates, laughing at every project discussion, and i wana thank them for being so cooperative. we have 2 more days left b4 we all split up, so fast right. how sad.

oh ya last week i was walking around eastpoint with lala, then we saw this beauty parlour which had this so called poster....

REMOVE PIMPLES FOR $5! then lala straightaway asked me: 'eh jerry! lets go for this treatment ok?!' and i was like: 'whoa so cheap! ok!'
until we looked closer....

the words broke our hearts. the words circled are: PER PIMPLE/CLOT. wha piang, act cute! buay tahan!

but thats not the highlight of the week. the highlight of the week, happened when i was walking around tp's library... and u wun believe who i saw.

i know i know, after watching the video, ur face should be -_-"
till the next time i update.... so long and good night.

2006-08-09T02:06:00.000+08:00

Whohoo, core subjects' projects are finally off my chest! however, there's still a Leadership presentation, Human Resource role play, and an arts performance. By next wed, i will officially be able to come home without worrying abt any school work. until perhaps 2 days later where i have to start studying for exams. ok if u really have to know, for the HR role play, im acting as a stupid 13yr loyal worker for this company called S.A.I. international. and after good performance for 13 yrs, i screwed it all up when i stole $2million worth of payrolls coz my 'mum' has a sheet face, pig nose, horse mouth, sagging boobs, heart trouble, lung cancer and kidney failure. and so it was plotted that i stole the money to pay for my mum's medical fees. poor mum of mine. and for arts, we r acting out RETURN OF THE JEDI and of coz we've made it funi. for some noobs, in simple kindergarten terms, if u duno wat RETURN OF THE JEDI is, its called STAR WARS. if u still duno then nvm, gone case. and i am yoda. goodness. oh may god see me through my roles.

Met the lamers for a simple popeyes dinner at changi airport jus now. jus me, honey, shing and meijun. I NV JI HONG OK! its bcoz nic wenjun and weeyang cant make it, so i sacrificed and made myself present on their behalf. haha no la its jus tt we seldom get to meet up, so everytime when there's a gathering i will try my best to turn up. order the 3 pcs strips, and when all of us took our first bites, there was this burnt taste. i tell u how bad it was ok, and im not exaggerating. try this out... light a match, and put out the fire, now place the burnt matchstick still with smoke into ur mouth and suck in the smoke with ur mouth. tt was exactly how the chicken tasted like. the manager tried to help us by bringing a new batch of chicken for us to try. and ya, the newer ones were so much nicer. he tasted ours and gave a funi face. lol means he also had the matchstick feeling. thankfully we got new chicken!

I've gave it some though, i should not be so stingy in terms of showing gratitude. i mean i usually thank ppl, jus tt sometimes i tend to take certain stuff for granted. And, i would now like to open my proud singaporean mouth and thank my 'brother,' SIM MEIJUN for always brightening up the lamers' days with her self made cards. it was so damn sweet of her coz she realised we r all quite stressed up and all. so, ur efforts have been recognised. let me show u her artistic talents.

This was her christmas card last yr.... bad image for hugo boss haha. model face buang.

and this was the card i received today. cant reveal wats inside though. lol. make u heart itchy itchy (xin yang yang)

thats all for now dudes. i promise i will update again ON SATURDAY. stay tuned and till then, dun act cute. hoho so long and good night.

2006-08-01T00:03:00.000+08:00

Well i seem to be neglecting my blog. i apologise for the lack of updates. it's because im really super damn busy with projects and assignments. forgo the perception that poly life is slack ok, coz its only... erm.. half slack. When the deadlines start piling up, u'd be better off dead. So much so that now im having sharp pains in my head. they just come and go, and the back of my head hurts so much, its worse than having a headache. i know, most of u will automatically tell me that its migraine. but believe it or not, i didnt even know wat migraine is until i explained my situation to doctor dinesh, who eventually told me what it was. haha i was like a noob telling him how my head felt like. well i nv really had such problems before, only until recently. the last time i feel ill was in sec3. other than that, i've been sick-free since. i was so noob until i went to the net to research for migraine, coz its only the 2nd time im having it. the last time was abt a month ago. and the website advised more sleep as it is the most common way which people cure migraine. i have to wake up at 6am tmr, and its not 12am.. so errrr... abit out of my reach.

yup, for this period of time, nothing much will happen in my life, just that the projects will continue to take up my time. last fri we went on a noob excursion to the Asian Civilisations Museum. those who went will automatically get 3 participation marks. trust me, if not for the marks, i wun go. and i think 99% of the students wun even think of going. anyway most of us chabotted after we lost track of our teachers. and she also allowed us to go home after we visited GALLERY 4. the problem was, all of us didnt know where gallery4 was, so we heck care jus chabot. anyway we already secured the 3 marks. poly also got such lame excursions, so act cute.

ok la i better go sleep. i only have 5hrs 48mins and 30secs before i have to wake up. dinesh is also worried about how he is gona get up early tmr... and i sort of continued my irritating ways...

Dinesh: wa tmr how i wake up sia?
Gerald: by opening your eyes.

hoho so long and good nite!

2006-07-25T23:32:00.000+08:00

the projects are piling in. arts app reflection writing, arts app performance, leadership presentation, leadership test, marketing project, human resource PBL problem. wat i really need now, is time. if only one day was 240hrs, i would have enough time for everything. leadership presentation is seriously damn dumb, they way the plan it jus pisses me off. there will be 2 days of presentation, the first day is on the 2nd of Aug whereas the alternative day is on the 16th of Aug. but the problem is that we do not know which day we r presenting, and they do not wan to let us know until the 2nd of aug itself. so by hook or by crook, we must be ready on the 2nd of aug. i feel its seriously very senseless to do it this way. haix but wat to do, i shall not critisize the subject's policies. but they really very act cute.

oh ya, the sem is coming to an end, jus 4 more weeks left and its the main exams already. and the problem is that i'm only gona be with my current class for one sem, before i go into my new human resource and corporate communications class. so after next sem when i see them, i dun even know whether we will even say hi to each other. coz besides my own project group, i dun really know the rest of them well. and my CAREPERSON, i know his name, but i duno how the hell he looks like. isn't this nice. a mystery careperson for the whole semester. but hey, jus this afternoon we had a class lunch at pizza hut. there was a student meal of course... jus $5.95++.. too cheap to resist. however only 16 went, the other 9.. oh well, i suppose are not interested. act cute!

Left row (from back to front): Aileen, ZiWei, Alex, GERALD!, Shahidan & Melvin
Right row: Denise, Ya Lin, Sharon, Dinesh, ChingHow, YanShan, Alwyn & ZhengYang

you just got to love class lunches, with the interaction and all.

oh and im becoming more irritating as the days pass! haha as if im not irritating enough right. Just one day, i pissed so many people off.

Sarah (trying to find the correct pg of her lect notes): Gerald, where r we at now?
Gerald: oh, we're at LT 19.

Aileen: Gerald, wat time we doing project until ah?
Gerald: Singapore time.

Ching How: Gerald wat bus u taking?
Gerald: SBS bus

Din: Gerald where u dropping at?
Gerald: At the bus stop.
Din: U r full of sheet u know?!
Gerald: ya coz jus now i ate alot at pizza hut, so they digest and i have alot of sheet now.

dun blame me, it's just that my mind is filled with nth but deadlines... so just let me relax and irritate u for a while ok? lol. so long and good nite.

2006-07-20T16:15:00.000+08:00

wat a week it's been, filled with nothing but projects. and i just duno y, but recently i've been having alot of deja vus. super alot, during lectures, during bball, during outings with frens, i seem to keep having illusions that i've already experienced something when it was actually being experienced for the first time. well, deja vu is the french word for ALREADY SEEN, incase u didn't know. it's damn scary. like dreams, deja vus have not been explained by science. oh well, scientology. tom cruise believes in it. my frens say that religion exists only for the sake of explaining what science has not proven. i beg to differ. there's a limit to everything, including science. i believe in a religion, so respect me for that. who cares abt science. if i wanted to care abt science, i would not be in tp taking business. oh well, so much for tt chim subject.

national day is coming, and it's good to see people hanging their flags out of their hdbs. but as usual, there r a few kukus who seem to have lost their sense of directions. here's what i mean.

are u too dumb to know that that crescent and stars of ur nation's flag is on the right hand side? my goodness, how unclassy. and i actually tried to help them. everytime when i play basketball, (which is abt 5 times a week), i will shout to tell them that their flag is facing the wrong direction, but they nv seem to care. act cute!

on to the next topic, consent forms. since i've graduated from sec sch, i've not seen one anymore, and i thot by coming to poly, i will nv ever see one again in my whole life. but today, ching how proved me wrong. temasek poly gave him a consent form for his sociology class. now the reason is so lame. it's for doing research at TAMPINES MALL. goodness gracious me. like why the hell does he a need a consent form for tt?! it's not like he has nv been to tm. i mean in sec sch they give consent forms for activities that parents do not know about. but now, going to tm also need consent form. act cute!

ok i shall stop here. hoho so long and good nite!

2006-07-15T00:21:00.000+08:00

well i'm here to update again! it has been an exciting week, with the rushing of projects and all. nth major really happened, jus a few funny incidents here and there. well ok i shall talk abt them since they r the kind of stuff tt readers wana see. ok thursday has to be the worst day this week. my timetable for thurs is a marketing lecture from 9-11am and i'm done for the day. firstly i woke up quite late, then i rushed to take the bus in order not to be late for lecture... bus 38 was alright. then i board bus 8 to head for sch and tt bus was damn crowded, coz most of the students frm tp start at 9. so i went behind to the last row to get a seat and i was sitting in between this malay girl and chinese guy. it was damn squeezy. so i am stuck between a malay girl and chinese guy and my arms were in close contact with both of them. i felt so uneasy tt i wanted to reverse my decision and stand up, but by tt time the whole bus was packed and nobody could even move. so between the both of them, if u were me, u will move more towards the person of the same sex as u right? i mean i did tt coz i didnt wan the malay girl to think tt im a pervert, so i moved a little closer to the chinese guy. his hairstyle was damn nice i tell u. just then... his phone rang and he picked it up. and... the next 3 sentences tt rang inside my head were: 'OH MY GOODNESS!' 'NO! THIS CAN'T BE!' and 'OH SH*T!' ... that so called chinese guy was a CHINESE B-U-T-C-H!!! oh my mama! for 15mins or so, my arms were on top of his! i mean hers!

then i went for lecture. the lecturer went thru 80% of the slides and totally skipped 20% of it. and at 10am she said: U ALL MAY GO. i rushed to sch in a bus close to a butch and after 1 hr i could go home?! i was like wha kao! then melvin asked me to play bball. so i said y not? then i asked him how many ppl playing? he counted and told me abt 6. so it perked me up a little knowing i didnt come to sch for only a 1hr lecture. eventually when i went to the bball court, i saw 5 ppl. so plus me 6 mah... but the only problem... was tt out of the 6 ppl including me.... 3 OF THEM WERE GIRLS! wth! but nvm its not his fault i mean i asked him how many ppl going and he answered accordingly. i wasnt precise enuf in my questioning. so after playing for a while i went home. on my way home in the lift, i saw an auntie panting away and struggling with her plastic bags. so i helped her press the lift and everything. then she told me she was very tired. then i said: 'hey auntie which floor u stay? i help u carry ur bags ba, since its so heavy.' she immediately said DUN WAN DUN WAN. then i told her ITS OK LA AUNTIE, I HELP U. as i was bending down to help her take the plastic bags, we reached the 10th floor and she faster took it b4 me and chiong out of the lift and down the stairs. act cute leh! do i look like a bad guy to her?! all i wanted was to help! its not as if i would rob her off her jade bangles and all tt.

CONCLUSION: THURS WAS NOT MY DAY.

haix, projects. thankfully i failed marketing by 4 marks only, not tt much. i think i've had enuf of being a project grp leader. next sem onwards, i'm not gona take on tt role anymore. i hate it, totally hate it when my members look to me for some inspiration and motivation, and i'm unable to provide them with it. it sux when u know that the projects r getting out of point, and u must correct it and bring it back on track, but u dun know how to. they look at u for answers, but all u r able to do is to question them back coz u dun know the answers urself. for now, i'm losing confidence in myself, and i'm the last person they should ever look to for help. then again, i'm supposed to be their leader. but currently i'm one without proper directions. all i can say to them now is.. tt i'm really sorry.

so long and good nite.

2006-07-06T00:38:00.000+08:00

alright time to do an update. i'll try my best to update twice a week as usual, but due to the upcoming busy schedules (filled with nth but projects), dun blame me if i update only once a week. well last friday we went to celebrate weijie's birthday at sherman's condo at changi green. it was damn fun bbqing with the 106 peeps. we've already planned to throw weijie into the pool and i brought my extra clothes. and ah mok was trying to be an idiot coz he kept using the tshirt which i was wearing to wipe his dirty hands. but i didn't mind coz at the back of my head i knew i was gona sacrifice myself and hug weijie into the pool later.

then the action began... it took 8 guys to pin weijie down and prevent him from running away, then finally jason hugged weijie and went into the pool with him. damn it, i couldnt sacrifice myself, so i wasn't in the pool yet and my tshirt was still dirty with the all the dirty stains from ah mok. then we tricked edwin by pretending tt we wana tell him a secret, so he came over to the pool side and we began to try to throw him down. then edwin was very fierce... he said: 'eh u all dun play ah! i will angry one ah! i dun have extra clothes la cb! i will angry i tell u!' then jason was very quick to suddenly go hug him and he was thrown down. and guess wat, when edwin was in the waters, he was so happy tt he laughed alot. lol and we thot he'd be angry. like wth. and ya! jason kept stealing my business... first he sacrificed himself to bring weijie down, then he did it again and brought edwin down... and I'M STILL NOT IN THE POOL YET! so in the end i gave up and jumped into the waters myself lol. here r the pics...

from left: edwin, jason, me, weijie.

front row: sijun, jason, ah mok, me, sherman, yuuki.
back row: choong hwee, edwin, weijie, gordon, weisheng, kaiwei.

ok now for the sad part. kaiwei was dying my hair when suddenly aileen called me and told me i failed my marketing mid sem test paper. yes, my first F in poly life. wat an acheivement. 20% of the cohort failed, 33% of my class failed. but it didn't make me feel better. and of all the people whom i've told i failed... 95% of them didn't believe me and thot i was lying. I AM NOT LYING. i duno my actual marks, but lets hope its not far from a pass. finance sucked too, mr phua said tt those who got below 24/30 is considered bad, and i got 21/30. leadership assignment i only got 32/50, and its a C. my only pride for this sem is my HR paper, 33/40, which is an A. it's very disappointing, and i duno wat is happening to me. have i been expecting too much of myself? i tell u y i'm so disappointed... and its not bcoz i consider myself smart, but bcoz sem 1.1 i got damn bad grades. sem 1.2 i worked so hard to pull my GPA up by so much. and the last thing i wan now is to go back down again... but it's happening anyway, and it's sad. but i will work harder... wat i need now is not ur encouragements... but i need some self-belief... so long and good nite.

2006-07-01T03:06:00.000+08:00

lol received a few complaints abt me not updating my blog. hey sometimes im busy and sometimes i have nth to update abt, so pls bear with me alright. well some of u may remember my 'slope' post (abt 2 entries ago) and i've come to learn from sarah that he is not HER boyfriend! i'm not gona tell u who the HER is. so jus take it as a HER. yay he is not HER boyfriend. but she is also not so pretty anymore after cutting her hair, but she's still a lil cute though. haha during business finance lecture, sarah came and told me: 'hey gerald! the slope guy is not her boyfriend!' and then i was like: 'whoa really?!' and then i was looking for HER in the lecture theatre, but i couldn't find HER anywhere. then i turned behind to see if SHE was there, and when i looked behind sarah, i saw the last person i should ever see. it was HER. she was DIRECTLY BEHIND SARAH (at sarah's 6o'clock).. hong gan! haha when i told sarah she was like: 'OMG! REALLY?! OH NO!' but haha heng ah SHE did not hear a thing sarah said, or so i hope. and i dun even think SHE knows the slope guy tt we were referring to is HER friend.

Arts is starting to have very practical-like lessons coz its now performing arts (stage play) instead of the old boring visual arts (portraits). we did some interesting activities and the one i remember most is the bangbang game. ok it starts off like this, u r supposed to point to a person and shoot him down. while doing so, u muz shout 'BANG!' then the person who gets shot squats down immediately and the persons on his left and on his right muz be quick to react and shoot each other down by shouting 'BANG!' the person who shouts bang first wins and the loser is out of the game. the winner then gets to shoot any other person he likes who is still in the game. so we came to a point where this guy named nathanel, he won by shooting the other person down. so he's able to shoot any other person he wants to... but he got a little confused on what he's supposed to do next, and so he asked miss mariko: 'HEY SO I BANG WHO NOW... I BANG WHO NOW? WHO SHOULD I BANG NOW WHO SHOULD I BANG NOW?' whoa the moment i heard tt i laughed so loud tt the class thot i was mad, and after 5 secs then they got the joke and started to laugh along with me. lol! if u still dun get the joke then its ok, this paragraph is too advanced for u.

last fri nite i went to play DOTA with the 106 peeps at tampines mart. after tt we got a little hungry so we decided to go to bedok block 85 to eat the ba chor mee. yuuki was supposed to join us. so our plan was to take bus 17 from tampines and when we pass by simei, yuuki can board the bus along the way. while waiting for the bus at tampines, we tried calling yuuki but he didn't pick up. until we boarded the bus and were on our way to simei then he called back. so edwin quickly told him: 'hey yuuki faster faster a few more stops we reaching already! u must hurry!' and yuuki was like: 'oh okok i faster run to the bus stop then!' then edwin said: 'ok faster ah! byebye!' and edwin was about to hang up when yuuki said: 'eh wait wait wait! erm... can i go toilet?' whoa then edwin opened his mouth out wide and didn't know wat to reply. lol! oh ya yuuki made it on time to catch our bus eventually. i'm really worried, he's 21yrs old, going to NS next fri, and he asks these kind of dumb qns. i pray tt he'll survive his BMT. oh ya, he's an IT expert though. take a look at wat he did to www.simei106.com a very nice website indeed where there's a calendar for us to update our group outings, galleries to put photos, personal profiles to identify ourselves, a forum for discussions, and it even has the latest daily news! power!

world cup update... England is a super boring team to watch. this statement is said by many, but agreed by everybody. hoho so long and good nite!

2006-06-26T04:49:00.000+08:00

oooo! it's been quite a while. i apologise for the lack of updates but who the hell will waste their precious holiday time blogging? the hols have been great, world cup has been superb. shan't elaborate on the world cup coz the girls will get bored. 106 had it's chalet on the 14-15th june (last wed and thurs). our team was formed in june... so june is somewhat our anniversary month. some pics from the chalet with the guys who stayed throughout the nite....

from left: weijie mok weisheng edwin jason me justin gordon.

i bite u!

thurs morning we were suppposed to check out. but on wed nite we only slept at 5am, so obviously we couldn't wake up. but thurs morning the resort mgmt was kind enuf to give us a morning call. so while sleeping, we heard "RING RING!" "RING RING!" then while lying down, i heard some1 rush out of his bed with very heavy footsteps, but i duno where was he heading to. then i heard weisheng shout: 'HEY ITS THE PHONE LA U IDIOT!' then i thot to myself:(ya it went ring ring so obviously its the phone la like who wouldnt know it was the phone?) haha and in the end i found out that jason went to open the door! haha every1 laughed until we got up feeling so fresh after only 4.5hrs of sleep. but jason quite poor thing la.. coz for almost a week, we made fun of him by saying: 'KNOCK KNOCK PICK UP THE PHONE, RING RING OPEN THE DOOR!' lol but it was really damn funi la, if u were there tt is.

next up... i got tagged by dinesh to do this...

1.What were you doing in secondary school?
creating havoc in class, creating havoc in class and erm.. creating havoc in class. and i was the chairman, so it wasn't a very obedient class.

2. Five of your favorites singers or bands?
The All-American Rejects
Yellowcard
The Used
Westlife
Hoobastank

3. Five things you would do if you were a millionaire?
Buy a super grand and huge house.
Invest to become a billionaire.
Buy Jessica Alba.
Buy alot of birds so that the indian girl's brother can have more luck on his journey.
Save the homeless.

4. Five things you like to do?
see hot chicks
eat
sleep
play
delay studying

5. Five things you will never get?
Praised by my parents
Critisized by my parents
To chabot NS
To see singapore in the world cup
Accounting

6. Five favorites?
Cheese fries
bbqsauce
music
viewing hot chicks
laughing at guys with SLOPES!

7. Five people to do this quiz?
ex-4e1 ppl, ex lyss ppl, 1b20ians, 2b01ians, 106. tts like every1 i know.

alright, sch is starting. but lucikly my HR tutor was so kind to change our tutorial class to fri from 9-11am so mon i dun have to go to sch at all. which means... 4day week for the rest of the sem! whohoo! so long and good nite!

2006-06-15T14:47:00.000+08:00

Hey guys i just came back from the 106 chalet. it was damn fun with those bunch of kukus. shall upload the pics we took for the chalet as well as the funi things that took place during the chalet on another day. like tt then i'll have more things to blog abt a few days later hoho. tuesday morning i went back to tp for a bfin lecture, and i was demoralised cum devastated cum pms-like. well first of all was bcoz i only had 4 hrs of sleep, but the main reason was bcoz of something else. ok here's the full story. last week i had 3 mid sem papers, and while taking the papers i noticed this girl.. and i saw her for 3 straight days. so on the 3rd day i went to tell sarah that she's pretty, and sarah also agreed. then i kept staring and i duno if she knew anot but who gives a damn right. i'm not gona tell u who she is but all i'm gona say for now is tt she is in the same lecture grp as me!

so on tues she came for lecture, AND SHE CUT HER HAIR! whoa lao! super disgusting! impression dropped to 50m below sea level! and she came in with this guy, who somehow gives me the impression that he's her boyfriend. and u know wat... her i-duno-whether-is-it-her-boyfriend that guy... his hair is sloped at the back! whoa lao! which stupid guy comes to poly and cuts slope?! ya if its in sec sch its damn normal but POLY?! no way! sarah thot i was overeacting abt the slope issue... until she herself went to observe all the other guys in the lecture theatre... and NO ONE ELSE BESIDES HIM cut slope! whoa lao! how could this happen to me??!! totally ruined my mood. first is bcoz she cut her hair, then she had this guy who looked like her boyfriend beside her... and thirdly he cuts slope! aileen kept telling me that i had pms.. but who cares, my blood was boiling anyway, sooner or later it will start dripping down. ok anyway, sarah did help me take some photos of his hair which i planned to show u guys but i scared i kana sued so i will just show an example of wat a sloped hair looks like.. since my research has shown that most girls duno wat is sloped hairstyle.. this is it...

ok enough of slope. grrrrrr! b4 i forget to blog abt it... on monday i went to have dinner at calr's junior at suntec with the lamers!

at first i thot the burgers looked damn huge, so huge that it covered our faces (i'm the one in the middle by the way)...

but then i stretched myself to my fullest potential... and the burger was no kick! and shing also lost to me whohoo!

then we went to esplanade, then to the macdonald's near the s'pore river, and finally back home. hope to go popeyes with them again next week. but oh well if we can even find time for each other now. ok i shall blog until here for now, JOIN MY ANTI-SLOPE CLUB! hoho so long and good night.

2006-06-12T11:07:00.000+08:00

it's been a while since my last post. haha finally the mid-sem tests are over! but i know i wun do well for 2 out of the 3 papers i took, unless the tyco mbs aura comes back... which is very unlikely this time round. i only have myself to blame for not studying enough for the tests, but i just dun understand y i was so restless when i had to study. seriously it was that bad. i can read my notes for 5 mins... and then go read 8days for 15mins. maybe wat din said is true... he said that we have jus handed in 4 assignments... wat we needed was some rest, but instead we had to start studying for the mid sem tests. aiya anyway i wun use that as an excuse for my bad results. oh well even if i dun do well, i'll jus put in more effort in studying for the exams.

haha ok la thank god it has ended, and world cup has started. shall update again IF something exciting happened during the hols. hoho so long and good night.

2006-06-04T02:25:00.000+08:00

ok i got tagged by dinesh to do this and i better start doing it b4 he starts to bombard me with one hundred thousand million two hundred and fifty seven point five seven nine six to the power of pie vulgarities. mid sem test this coming week, and i wish everyone all the best. here goes the post....

10 random facts about me:

1. u got to be real close to me to know my problems, coz i dun tell jus any1 abt them.

2. the mood that i'm in isn't shown on my face. coz no matter how happy or sad i am i will still smile (like an idiot right lol)

3. everytime when school related work needs to be done, i tend to keep delaying myself to start, esp studying for exams. i will plan to start at 10am, and end up starting at 5pm. its tt jialat.

4. i hate ppl who call me GERARD. it's GERALD for goodness' sake! u mean your kindergarten english isn't enough to educate you on how to pronounce my name?

5. i do wear specs. but most of the time i'm w/o them. so if u wave at me or sth and i nv wave back, i'm not trying to act dao. it's jus bcoz i really cant see u. and im really sorry.

6. i spend 7/8 of the time at home in my own room, coz i have almost everything i need here.

7. no matter how much i hate a person, i will always be soft hearted and eventually forgive, even though i dun wan to forgive. (except those ppl who call me GERARD... hohoho!)

8. i'm confident enough to say that i am 95% punctual. for the times i was late, it was only bcoz i purposely late one. coz i know the ppl whom im meeting will be late too.

9. my hotmail address existed since i was in pri6. i'm not gona change it... at least not in the near future. so dun ask y its so lame. if u dun wana add me then so be it.

10. i judge ppl very well, i can tell the kind of person u are by the way u speak. and i will know if u r taking advantage of me, even though i may not say it out in front of u. whahaha scareded right?

alright thats all... will blog again after wed when my mid sem tests end. yup my tests end on wed. so sad ah gab and rick... coz urs end on saturday! whohoo!! hoho so long and good nite!

2006-06-01T15:47:00.000+08:00

yes ah! projects have all been submitted, deadlines have all been cleared!!!... well at least for this term. and i wun have much rest during the weekends either... coz of term tests next week. well anyway yesterday i was sitting at the jupiter cafe with sherry and melissa coz i had a break during lessons. well jupiter cafe has those plastic tables and chairs.. those with a super-sized umbrella in the middle. alot of students were sitting there eating.

then suddenly dark clouds formed and there was a very strong wind... i mean it jus suddenly came.. and the umbrellas all flew to one side... and i was looking at this girl eating her fish and chips when out of nowhere the umbrella jus flew and smacked her face... whoa super funi i tell u! and she wasnt the only victim.. all the ppl who were sitting facing the umbrella got smacked. well of coz if u were there u wun be able to resist laughter, but i tried to control myself. however the rest of the ppl were laughing so hard, i jus had to join in. lol. and then there was this guy who sat on the plastic chair, and the plastic chair jus broke! he almost fell, but luckily he didn't. haha the power of wind! and it made every1 laughed even harder. sherry laughed so hard tt her face turned red, and melissa well... she'd rather protect her makeup from the wind than laugh.

tmr channel news asia is coming to tp to film cds classes.. and they wana film an arts class, and i have to help out to be in the cast. not really looking forward to it, coz its not attractive at all as they havent confirmed whether seal pts is given. anyway i haven received any confirmation from miss mariko, and i hope it's cancelled or sth. oh ya, i thot of closing down my blog.. coz i feel that i dun really have anything interesting to blog abt anymore... well i shall wait and see how first.

The Unsatisfied Souls

This world is never complete,
with people filled with sorrow.
The homeless only look to the skies,
and hope for a better tomorrow.

Perceiving others to be better than us,
are the only things we know.
We've always dreamed of better places,
those we hope to go.

Failing to accept who we are,
is by far our greatest flaw.
The person we are is never enough,
and we always ask for more.

The blind can still walk,
the lame can still see.
If they are not complaining,
then why should we be?

If wealth is important to you,
then you're living it wrong.
Cause money is only enough,
to last you for so long.

For all the times you feel tied down,
you just wanted to be free.
But for all the times you needed someone,
companionship is the key.

You should love your family,
and you should love your friends.
Cause if one day you lose them,
then it will be the end.

-Gerald

hoho so long and good nite!

2006-05-28T22:06:00.000+08:00

a wonderful day yesterday and i had a great time. dinner at sofra turkish restaurant with meijun andrew wenjun and nic was great, the chef's plate was heavenly. they had a little bit of everything like chicken bits, beef slices and kebab, i will wana go back there again some time. u guys should also try.. only $14.90 for the chef's plate, of coz still got to pay the stupid cheapopo taxes. shing and weeyang joined us shortly after for xmen3! the show was great, only thing lots of people dieded.

the lamers gave me $60 worth of adidas vouchers, and i'm so thankful... jus wat i needed.

i planned to slack with the lamers after the show... but i received smses from jason asking me to go to tampines mart before 12am, i initially didnt wan to, but then again how could i turn an invitation like this down. so eventually i took a cab and rushed down after the movie. and jason presneted me with a cake he bought from the petrol kiosk. and i wana thank all those who were present.. ppl like mok edwin lester jason cindy weizhen and pris. the cake was the most meaningful gift i've received this yr. and i wana specially thank jason. u may argue its so damn cheap, but u bought that with all the money that u have left, and that's wat matters to me. it's how sincere the gift is, not how huge or expensive it is.

and i wana thank every1 for their well wishes... from the lamers, to 106, to 4e1 & 4e2 class/schoolmates, 1b20ians and my current project grp members.

and today im back to reality.... PROJECTS. sad case.
hoho so long and good nite.

2006-05-27T02:35:00.000+08:00

yes ah! if any1 needs to buy alcohol, buy cigarettes, bet soccer, buy M18 movie tickets and a buddy to take ur car license course with, i am here to sacrifice for u! coz i am officially of legal age to do that! whohoo! after 18years, i guess it's time to show my appreciation IN NO ORDER OF IMPORTANCE.

to the lamers: u guys r like my brothers and sisters. Regardless of how busy we r, we'll still find time somehow to meet up and jus talk and laugh like we've nv laughed before. i appreciate every single thing we've done together and i'm sure we will still hold meetings occasionally. i treasure u guys so damn much. and u guys are of coz, damn impt.

to 106: my buddies, with whom i share my childhood memories all the way till now. seeing each other grow up, it's amazing to also note that our friendship have grown so strong. u guys are the most amazing batch of people i've been with, and so multi purpose. from hair stylists, to drummers, pianists, webpage designers, friendster king, metta kids, rich arses, stupid pai kias, just plain stupid, xia lan kias, we have it all. we also have the not so well off but willing to sacrifice for each other kind of ppl. in times of need, u all are always willing to lend a helping hand. just spending everyday with u guys makes me really happy.

4e1: my most memorable class, sharing all pleasant memories, i shall nv forget how all us tried to act smart with our plain sillyness and at the end of the day still acheive the results we wanted. lousy sch, but a great bunch of ppl, and a great form teacher. seeing our class photos just make me look back at the past with a smile.

4e2 guys: bball, lan gaming, laughter, suaning. u guys have the complete package. keep rocking dudes! let's go for more JB trips and doing more leisure activities!

1b20: my first poly class, i miss talking as a clique, i miss making fun of people in the LTs and most imptly, i miss my previous project group gossips!

hole: u're just so amazing, words can't describe how much i owe u, and how much we've been thru. no matter wat happens, we'll still be who we r now.

current project group: we will strive for excellence and achieve the results which we've always yearned for. hardworking, patient, diligent are the words to describe u guys. i am so lucky to be with u all and i am confident we will soar to greater heights.

to those whom i forgot to mention and u think u should be mentioned: i'm sorry. i love u. and u rock! hoho. pls understand that there is a limit to my brain storage space, and i didn't purposely leave u out.

and to my parents.....

Birth of Existence

Through their love I was conceived,
Through their hearts I was born.
Through God I was made,
Through him I was sworn.

They gave me everything,
All I could ever ask for.
I accepted them as they were,
I just couldn't ask for more.

A worker by day,
God's servant by night.
A man of faith,
A father of might.

A housewife she is,
My mom so dear.
Worrying about me,
She's always in fear.

My gratitude to them,
I have never told.
One blink of an eye,
And I'm 18 years old.

This is for them,
Though they'd never find out.
But someday I promise,
I'll shout this out loud.

-Gerald

hoho so long and good nite!

2006-05-24T17:34:00.000+08:00

these 2 weeks sux. deadlines all the way. i may even have to rush a project in the morning of my bday. where's the slack poly life i was looking for?

update again some time.

2006-05-21T22:42:00.000+08:00

Another sunday spent on assignments. When the holidays come in 3 weeks time, i promise i will enjoy myself thoroughly before starting next term. i tell u, arts appreciation really sux as a CDS. last tues i passed up my mosaic, and now this tues i have a presentation due. im supposed to present on an artist, mark rothko. i hate arts. and my art tutor, mrs MARIKO elizabeth gomez is actually yuuki's mom's fren.. how nice... countrymates residing in a foreign country. Just so happened that yuuki's mom was a lecturer at tp a few yrs ago... and her name was also MARIKO.

Anyway i went to church mass today and the priest was preaching... halfway thru he talked abt the da vinci code. he strongly discouraged all christians and catholics to watch that movie coz it's like featuring distortions of the church and all and making false stories abt jesus. but... i'm gona watch it tmr anyway. dun get me wrong, i'm not watching it jus to go against the priest, it's just that i already planned to watch it since the movie was screened. anyway he jus DISCOURAGED us from watching it, he didn't BAN us. and i dun feel that by watching it, i will disrespect him or the church in any way watsoever. and my faith was strong, it still is strong and it will be strong forever. i wun be so childish and idiotic to follow the movie and doubt the church.. a movie will only be a movie. i mean it's jus a movie. it's not like i watched the matrix and tried to jump off the building without getting hurt, neither am i trying to be like the hollow man who went around ra..... ok nvm i think u already got my point. so to all christians, catholics, priests, pastors, and jesus... if u all happen to drop by at my blog... i love u all and the movie wun change anything... all that i am asking, is for u to trust me, thank u!

and after church, i went on board bus 18 to go to the interchange. i was listening to the ipod. as usual i tapped my ez-link card and went all the way to the back to sit. then when i sat down, EVERYONE IN THE BUS STARED AT ME! whoa a super frightening sight. ALL STARED AT ME. i faster checked if i zipped my jeans and i did. then for some reason the bus driver stared at me using his mirror. i ignored him, coz i tapped my card wat. and he was trying to tell me sth but then i couldnt hear coz i was listening to my ipod and i continued to ignore him. then he came out of his seat and walked all the way to the back and asked me: 'can u pls show me ur student pass?' then i showed him and he said thank u. then i found out that he checked my student pass coz he thot i wasnt a student and im using a student ez-link card. (coz the student and adult ez-link card sound differently when tapped, if u still dun know). and i learnt that he was shouting and asking me to show him my student pass ever since i tapped my ez-link card but obviously i didnt hear coz of the mp3s. but then i was wondering... y does a guy like me who has a super kiddy face still have to be checked for this kinda stuff? i mean dun i look like a student? first time i kana this kind of spot check.. by a bus DRIVER somemore. if even i will kana checked... i wonder how many times granny stef got checked? and then i realise she doesn't have to take public transport anymore...............

hoho so long and good nite!

2006-05-17T08:00:00.000+08:00

Here r some pics so that u know the lamers are still alive. some shots from weeyang and meijun's birthday steamboat at bugis point last thurs. the day was as usual, fun. and oh ya we saw ann kok eating at a table near us too! Anyway this place is FULLY owned by chinese nationals. haha china entrepreneurs in singapore, not bad eh.

Me, honey and birthday girl meijun.

WEEYANG & SHING, nic and wenjun.

the birthday ppl.

yes weeyang, i already told them its ur birthday.

meijun wanted her version of it.

ok here's the thing. i remembered that 2 years ago, some chinese nationals in singapore commented that singaporeans are far less intelligent than china men. But i can prove to u, u all r not any better. u see on that day we bought a cake to surprise weeyang and meijun and we asked the waitress whether she could put the cake into the fridge and have it served later. she agreed of coz. then when we finished our food, we secretly called upon a waiter and asked for the cake to be served. shing and i whispered to him quietly: 'excuse me, can u clear our plates and have the cake served now?' and he was like (in chinese): 'OH OH! SO U WAN ME TO CLEAR THE PLATES AND HAVE THE CAKE SERVED? CAN! CAN!' whoa i wana peng. by then weeyang and meijun already heard him. there goes our surprise. dun get me wrong, im not trying to shoot back at china, all im trying to say, is that if u are not perfect urselves, dun try to bring other ppl down, u'll only end up embarassing ur own country. haha i seem to like to bring out facts and shoot others back. first the jc, now the chinese. wat to do, hey its funi alright. went to catch MI:3 and trust me, u'll be a moron to miss this show. unless u r the type of weakling who only goes for act cute chick flicks. the movie was a full 2hrs of non-stop action! supa kool!

ok yesterday i had my mosaic art piece passed up. a sigh of relief i tell u! dinesh didn't sleep the whole of mon night jus to wan to complete his. i think i spent a total of 14 hours on my art piece. so we were supposed to present our work in class and after tt our neighbour was supposed to comment on our work. of coz every1 gave positive comments i mean who would critisize other's work? anyway the mosaics of my class were really beautiful. however there will be some simon cowell wannabes in class. this china girl drew a snail in a blue sky background. unique and artistic. but her SINGAPOREAN neighbour, a poser from design school, chose to critisize it. here's wat she said: 'erm, frankly i dun like her work. her snail's shell was too dark, she SHOULD use a brighter colour. she SHOULD also make the shell stand out, she SHOULD also this, she SHOULD also that.' wha lao ok i know u r from design, but can't u put it nicer, wats done is already done wat, u SHOULD here SHOULD there. we r all art noobs, thats y we r in the arts class, trying to learn. i could have told her that her mum SHOULD have given birth to her with a nicer face. i was that pissed. and she went on to say: 'oh u dun get good remarks in ur FYP from the design lecturers.' get this straight girl. firstly, we r only taking this arts app for one sem. secondly, we r not doing our yr3 FYP project. thirdly, we r not from design sch. and lastly, ITS OUR FRICKING FIRST ATTEMPT AT ART.

The Art of Arrogance

While a compliment makes your day,

A nasty remark shall also stay.

A piece of art simple as it seems,

You chose to bring down her self-esteem.

We are no professionals,

That's why we're here.

Just a phrase from you is enough,

to make her smile disappear.

Learning from others is valuable,

And that is how we progress.

We do not want to bring others down,

Neither do we want to impress.

But if superiority is what you felt,

Then superiority it shall be.

You'll never have true friends,

Cause someday they all will flee.

Your arrogance disgusts me,

It may be a fault on my part.

But you must learn to praise,

And view things with an open heart.

-Gerald

haha i seem to keep having problems with ppl. but who cares i dun really think its my fault.

hoho so long and good nite.

2006-05-14T18:03:00.000+08:00

Just Another Phase to Get By...

Look forth to what life has to offer,
the best has yet to come.
Never look back at the past,
for it has already been done.

Your days of yore may be filled with regrets,
the sadness you'll always remember.
But happy memories will still fill your heart,
and happiness lasts forever.

The next step is crucial,
with all the choices you have to make.
What lies ahead are challenges,
all of which you have to partake.

But the real challenge lies with you,
and all the things you choose to do.
Cause only you can decide,
with all the principles which you abide;
whether the next step will leave pleasant memories,
or end up being just another regret.

-Gerald

the mosaic is killing me. it sux balls. time is not on my side, but i think i still can manage to finish it on time by tues morning. will update again by thurs with pictures from weeyang and meijun's birthday celebrations. hoho so long and good nite.

2006-05-11T15:56:00.000+08:00

yay end of sch week. but sian, have to complete my mosaic by next tues. those of u who duno wat a mosaic is, its an art piece. and trust me, u wun wana know more abt it. public holiday status: BURNT! i know this is rather random... but i really hate ppl who take lifts jus to go up 1 lvl or come down 1 lvl. if u r wheelchair bound or have a broken leg or even a sprained ankle, then tts fine with me. but if u r a perfect and normal human being, i dun see a need to take the lift jus to go 1 lvl up or down. y cant u jus fricking take the stairs? so annoying... haha ok tt was so random. anyway i kana tagged by evan to do this. she added tt i muz be spontaneous.. so here it goes...

U have been tagged. U are to come out with 7 qualities of your perfect lover. specify the gender, then list down and tag another seven bloggers on their page if u've been tagged. if u have been tagged before, u need not do this again.

Gender: erm, obviously female right.

1. Must be able to fully trust me when i tell her things. coz i'll nv ever lie to my lover. i'll only lie if she doesn't trust me.

2. Loves me for who i really am, and not who she wans me to be.

3. Someone who has her own mind

4. Someone whom i can confide in, and confides in me. it's like having a lover & a best fren.

5. Someone who will not die if we dun meet up often. i'm not always free. besides, absence makes the heart fonder.

6. Someone who is easy going. not those kind who always THIS CANNOT THAT CANNOT.

7. Someone who doesn't need to take lifts 1 floor up or 1 floor down, and cannot use the words EUU MOI MUAIX BUAIX. seriously turns me off! lol.

most of my frens have done it already la so i wun arrow them to do it. anyway i did it bcoz i wana show evan tt im spontaneous and... erm... actually i have nth to blog abt. hoho so long and good nite

2006-05-08T00:32:00.000+08:00

The Have You Ever Entry

Have u ever...

Had a dream that u remember very clearly, and the incident in ur dream actually took place in ur life?
Hated someone so much but eventually became very good frens?
Made a wrong decision in ur life and ended up hurting some1 while trying to change that decision?
Felt that adults often look down on teenagers?
Unknowingly hurt others with ur harsh words?
Apologized unwillingly for something which wasn't ur fault to begin with?
Heard the sound of someone moving furniture in the MIDDLE OF THE NITE?
Heard the sound of marbles bouncing on ur ceiling?
Search deep within ur soul and realize that deep inside there is actually some form of evil in u?
Regretted for some of the things u did and others which u didn't do?
Done something which u knew was not right, but u did it anyway?
Kept ur opinions to urself coz u r afraid that others disagree?
Hesitated because u were not confident in urself?
Set high expectations and in turn get disappointed?
Thot that u knew the truth of the world, only to know that there is no truth at all?
Created a mountain out of a molehill?
Fantasized about something which u know can nv happen, yet u wish for it to happen?
Felt that the world cannot be trusted?
Experienced karma thrown back right at ur face?
Failed to seize the moment?
Tried to be understanding and not penalize someone, only to get blamed in return?
Dug through ur belongings and thot back abt the past?
Tried to find the least bit of happiness when ur life was crashing down on u?
Felt like running away from this messed up place?
Realised that things always do not go ur way?
For one moment thot that u had the whole world, only to lose everything within a nite?
Found someone so familiar but u just couldn't recall who he/she was?
Held back ur anger?
Realised that ur soft heart always lands u into more trouble?

...if u have... u should realise.. that u r not alone.

hoho so long and good night

2006-05-02T16:28:00.000+08:00

hohoho im in the sch com lab now. sarah is waiting for her cross country training at 6pm and im waiting for my lecture at 6pm too. super sian, every tues i have a 5hrs break. sarah got 4hrs break. so here i am sacrificing myself and accompanying her. haha ok enuf of my crap.

saturday was very fun. woke up at 8am in the morning to play bball with the 106 peeps and we played frm 830-12pm... and then i started to play soccer until 1pm. i went home and found out tt i became quite a charcoal. then i took a rest before meeting yuuki weijie and jason for nite cycling. went to changi village to eat supper and cycle around. yuuki showed us again y he's silly by being the 1st cyclist. he was the front man so by right he was supposed to lead the way. in the end we cycled for so long and we stopped by a bus stop to rest. then i asked yuuki: 'eh how long mre b4 we reach?' and he replied: 'oh i duno the route i nv cycled this route b4.' whoa haha pls dun imagine my reaction.. i could have jus killed him on the spot. heng jason knew the route.

we cycled to changi beach after supper and we went to this spot where we could see the airplanes landing. really beautiful... i mean the planes were jus above our heads and it was so damn loud. but it was worth the watch. and fear not.. i took videos of it.. feel free to view. haha while taking the video i had to follow the plane with the camera and when the plane passed me i had to lie back and tilt my head upside down to capture the full video. enjoy...

and for those who wana see the ever so amazing invention of the MAHJONG STACKO and how its played... view the video below. jus dun laugh at me at the final part.

tts all for this entry dudes, shall update again when i'm free. hoho so long and good nite!

2006-04-29T17:40:00.000+08:00

oh balls.. im still nagging abt the start of sch, but it seriously sux haha so not used to it yet. oh well met my new classmates for a short 1hr tutorial and thankfully they were fun ppl. i was praying tt i dun get any 'i dun give a fuck abt u' kind of classmates, and heng ah... in the end dun have. shing's fren aileen is in my class, and so is koh yan fang! headprefect of loyang sec! whoa she die liao la, coz she doesnt wan the class to know she was an ex-prefect, but tts not how things turned out since i was 'promoting' her to the rest of the class. i hope this sem will be a fun one.

went to sentosa last saturday, and dun worry we didn't break anymore buses, but saturday at 1pm... and the NEL mrt looks so empty, so we decided to take a pic together.

then we went to siloso beach... canoed, swam, played volleyball and soccer and had a lot of fun, and edwin forgot to bring a fresh pair of undies... so he wore his wet undies home... YUCKS right haha. and every1 who goes to siloso beach will take this pic. we asked a black haired ang moh woman to take it for us. then jian wei big mouth go and say: 'thank u and enjoy ur stay in singapore!' and then she replied: 'erm, i'm singaporean.' whoa every1 was so paiseh. haha.

Next up... BUSINESS DAY 2006! i thot it will be a lame boring day with activities planned by the committee, but hell i was wrong. it was super duper fun! we had an amazing race which wasnt so amazing, and the best part was, we had to dress up our lecturers! whahahahaha, male lecturers were supposed to be pirates, and female lecturers were supposed to be witches! and mrs philomena see was our victim! bwhahahahaha and she was very sporty indeed. she actually asked me to roll up two aluminium foil into cones and use them to make sharp boobs. those were the exact words she said. and she also requested tt we coloured the tip so tt ppl will know its her nips. like wth right. haha but she was funi, and in the end she won 3rd prize! and mind u, she was the only witch in the top 3. the 2nd and 1st place went to the pirates. and mrs see looks so sexy...

and the rest of the pirates! 2nd place went to mr leong (1st from right) and 1st place went to uncle benny! (3rd from right) he won and it was very very creative coz if u look carefully, there's actually a sampan tied to his feet! hahaha. cool man! and business day ended with waterbomb games. looking forward to business day 2007!

and to end off, this is my 13month old nephew... mattheus ho! so cute right.

hohoho will update again. hopefully something dumb or funi happens in class... so at least i will have stuff to blog abt. so long and good nite.

2006-04-26T18:39:00.000+08:00

ok here's the answer u all have been waiting for. the ans to my previous qns is... ITS THE SAME. coz i asked... between ONE TONNE metal, and ONE TONNE of cotton, which is heavier? some of u spotted that the ans is already in the qns itself, but some didn't. its ok good try.

sch started and it sucked, i totally didn't have the mood to go sch. and here's the interesting part.. when i took up my pen to copy the lecture notes, my hands felt diff. it's been 2 months since i last held a pen to write sentences. first lesson of the day.. was arts appreciation. for some reason the classrooms were switched. and din tzeshuen and i went into the wrong class but the tutor guided us to another room, and she told us tt our tutor was MRS GOMEZ. judging by the name, u would have expected an eurasian/mixed blood/european woman. but when i went in, this lady said: HI! COME IN! and she was pure white... and she was japanese! her name was MARIKO GOMEZ. wth right, i duno if she added the gomez in herself to make her sound cooler, but who cares. next time, my son's name will be Fernando Peters Lim Chee Yuan s/o Gerald bte [my future wife's name]. and he can be the united nations secretary general. whohoo ok lame.

its been 3 days of lessons and i still duno my new class. this sux. coz we only have lectures this week and the lecture halls r filled with 100 over ppl. and u know tt out of these 100+ ppl, 24 of them r ur classmates... but u jus duno which ones. sad... tmr we r gona have our first tutorial, hopefully my new classmates r fun ppl... unlike those in my leadership tutorial, so boring man. i was practically forcing myself to open my mouth every now and then for the sake of breaking the silence. and i realised no matter how my classes change... my CARE group will forever remain as 1b20! hooray! its only the CLASS group tt is 2b01. haha so cheers to 1b20! and pls pls pls let me have a fun loving lot of 2b01ians. anyway if u still duno how to check ur class... u go to tp website and sign in.. then go to ONLINE SERVICES and click on student info updates. and there u have it.

sch starts life sux lessons stink.

hoho, so long and good nite.

2006-04-23T02:29:00.000+08:00

ok kaibin asked me this qns on thurs evening so i'm gona ask u all the exact same qns.

BETWEEN ONE TONNE OF METAL AND ONE TONNE OF COTTON, WHICH IS HEAVIER?

pls tag ur answers at the tagboard. jus tell me which is heavier, dun think too much. pls avoid telling me the reasons... even if u r super confident tt u r correct. so u wun ruin the game. the answer will be posted in my next entry. will talk abt my sentosa trip too! till then... so long and good nite.

p/s: if ur name is wong kaibin, pls dun tag, AT ALL. thank u =p

2006-04-21T03:05:00.000+08:00

oh boy. timetable came out today, and i got into 2B01! same class as dinesh and melvin. got into leadership and character for my cds. and i was lucky enuf to be in the same cds class as tze shuen. it seems tt every sem i will have this tyco aura to be with ppl i know. shiokanathan. same lect grp as most of my 1b20 classmates too. how fun. and i will definitely turn 2b01 upside down within a week. however i will try not to corrupt their minds. hoho. hope there are fun ppl in my class, but shouldnt be a problem la, since its poly and we're all grown ups and sociable ppl. okok enuf abt polys.

on to jc talk. if u watched the news on wednesday, a guy committed suicide. sure u may think tt he did it coz jcs are stressful and he cant cope with studies. but no, he didnt do it bcoz of studies, he did it bcoz of his winky. ok here's the story.. he can't take it tt a person of his age has such a small bird bird compared to his classmates. and his classmates kept making fun of him. and he couldnt take it anymore, so he commit suicide. to the idiot who sparked off the poly-jc war over the net, u claimed tt jc students are all smarter than poly students. well here's one jc student who is plain stupid. WHOHOO! IN UR FACE! committing suicide bcoz of a small bird. its sad. haha its also a lesson for us though. nv make fun of ppl's bird/dick/horse/winky/penis size, regardless of how large or small they r... coz u nv know if they r able to take it. so to nicholas ong thian chai, here's my public apology... i am very sorry.

anyway, tmr i will be going to sentosa with the 106 guys. abt 15 of us going. everytime we go together, we will have a super fun time, be it making fun of outsiders, or making fun of ourselves. haha wat to do, we grew up together wat. the last time we went to sentosa, was during a public holiday. i forgot which day, but i remembered it was a public holiday. the bus was damn crowded, and every1 had to squeeze, and there was only standing room left in the bus. so abt 12 of us stood up and squeezed. and i duno wats the bus driver thinking, he drove damn fast and when it came to the turn, he hardly stepped on the brakes b4 he turned. and all of us were grabbing onto the poles... and a sudden sharp turn made us put a lot of force on the poles.. and this happened....

whoa i tell u it was super hell funi. we were laughing our asses off.. and all the adults around us laughed too. first time in my life such a thing happened. conclusion: sentosa has cheapopo buses. pray hard, tt tmr it wun rain and the buses wun fall apart.

hoho so long and good nite.

2006-04-17T01:11:00.000+08:00

Since the last blog entry was a long one, i'll keep this short. short meaning not so many words. haha went to honey's house on gd friday for a bbq session with the important lamers, the stayover was very very enjoyable. and weeyang blur blur didnt know we were staying over, and he didn't bring an extra shirt to change into, so he had to borrow honey's tshirt, which was quite tight fit for him. he is actually indirectly helping the singapore public toilets board to portray a message across to the public.

tried to put his voluntary job into act.

enough of toilets and on to the bbq food. after finished bbqing, we were proud of all tt we've cooked. nic even had time to garnishh and arrange the food to make it look presentable.

then shing came with her new short hair and her noob specs! 1...2..3... pls laugh.

i couldn't help it, i laughed like hell. even though i was sort of ksising the fridge.

then i thot... y laugh? when i can try the specs on myself! and so i did.....

and meijun too!

after so much laughing, we decided to take it to the tables with a game of table tennis.
its TPJC vs TP! ROAR!

game on! HUAT AH!

and our only neutral supporter.

then we all drank. wenjun had long island, nic had marghirita and i had tequila. wenjun was first to have a red face, as usual. and he got very high. suddenly jumping on me for no reason.

and then! he did the thing tt i was most afraid of... TICKLES! i broke free and went to lie down on the floor. but then he came over to the floor and Self-handedly carried me up the bed. like wth! he could actually life up a 54kg me alone!

the nite finally ended.. another wonderful lamers gathering.

in case if u pervert heads r wondering wats the white coloured cloth... its the inner layer of his PE shorts... its not his undies.

So long and good nite.

2006-04-13T00:05:00.000+08:00

yeeha! JB trip was nothing but fun! i will definitely go back next time and call more ppl along. met andrew and cheowseng in the morning at 7am at tamp interchange to catch 969 to go woodlands regional bus interchange. the ride was fricking long but much shorter compared to mrt. alighted and changed to bus 950 to go jb. the bus fare from woodlands to jb is only 85 cents... cheap right. i thot it was a few bucks. haha. ok since this was my first time going to jb.. i did do some homework. i asked weijie which part of jb should i go, and he told me tt after alighting the bus in the terminal at jb... jus follow the crowd and walk straight, and i will reach a shopping centre called CITY SQUARE. the instructions sounded so idiot-proof right? when we got across the border... i was so excited, i pictured a lovely bus terminal with straight paths to CITY SQUARE (u know, like tamp interchange going to tm those paths with alot of ppl). in the bus, there were only 7 ppl. 3 of us and 4 singaporean uncles in their 40s, wearing slippers, noob tshirts and very short shorts. and trust me, in the bus.. they talked far more than i did. i finally met my match.

then the bus brought us to this place which looks like a chicken farm. with no floors, only grass, sand and small stones. and the bus stopped and there we were... at the so-called bus terminal. i was like OH SHEET! NO!!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE??!! haha but nvm, i remembered the 2nd instruction... it was to follow the crowd. erm coz we went a little early to purposely avoid the crowd... so the only crowd to us then were the 4 uncles. they sounded so pro on the bus.. so we followed them. and those 4 rugged men went into this aircon office for a transfer to senai airport to take a plane to another part of m'sia. whoa sian! so there we were, stuck in a terminal which looks like a chicken farm. we looked 360 degress, we only saw brothel-like buildings, there wasnt any shopping aura. we tried to act smart by doing some self-navigation, err but then haha we failed. coz we didnt know where to start in the first place. finally we decided to open our proud singaporean mouths to ask for directions. and in the end we arrived at CITY SQUARE.

since it was only 10am, we sat at macs to wait for the shops to open. and there was this girl, who wore a loose pink blouse and a mini skirt with short hair. she stood by the mirror and kept flipping her SHORT HAIR. like wth... and she did it for like... 10mins. i am not kidding. then the 3 of us jus turned to look at her out of curiosity... and we almost lost our appetite for lunch. worse still, she spotted us! and so she thot tt she was seductive. and cheowseng's itchy eyes kept looking at her, and she also knew tt he looked. and i was like 'FOR THE SAKE OF EVERY SINGAPOREAN IN MALAYSIA, PLS STOP LOOKING AT HER LA!' then she came in front of us, stood at the door, flipped her hair somemore, and we auto put our hands on the table and pretended to sleep haha. whoa she looked like SHEET! i seldom say tt girls r ugly. i will either say tt she is good looking, average, not so good looking or i will jus keep quiet. but this one, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHEET! and most of the malaysian girls.. like to put SUPER HEAVY make up, and tie two pony tails. whoa lao! seriously, like some act cute pornstar.

tt was the only hell part. on the whole... city square is like wisma atria. but then we thot there the stuff all abt same price as singapore. until we found this dark alley (which is still inside the mall).. and it looks exactly the same as the heeren shops. whoa and the whole mall is damn big. bought a few tops, a pair of surfers shorts. and i was eyeing this air force shoe. 40% brown, 60% white, with a pure golden nike tick. going for approx SGD$50. but then only left size 7. damn it. enjoyable day, cheap prices and disgusting female species.

ok i need a vote. do u guys prefer:
1) long and elaborated entries
2) short sweet entires which r straight to the point
3) a mixture of long and short entries.

pls tag on which u prefer, ur cooperation is greatly appreciated. next time i go m'sia, i will buy for u ONE chewing gum. hoho so long and gd nite.

2006-04-11T12:26:00.000+08:00

School is starting real soon on the 24th. and on the 18th of april i have to go back for one day for a 5hr lecture. i think by then i will know who my new classmates r. but i hope that from the many people i know who r in business, there will AT LEAST be one person whom i know in my new class. pray hard. not looking forward to sch starting, like who would? the urgency of rushing for project deadlines... and it doesnt help at all when the deadlines r within the same week. and every sem, this cycle repeats itself. a painful reality haha. they say tt in jcs... the workload u get from everyday schoolwork can kill u. but in the polys, the workload from projects can kill us! talk abt comparing jc and poly students, there was an article yesterday in the NEWPAPER talking abt a jc-poly war. i wun talk abt it here, but do go read abt it, u will laugh at the level of maturity some teenagers have. they wana sound offensive but they do not know that they r making a fool out of themselves.

oh well off to another topic. this week will be packed with activities. tmr morning i will be going for a one-day trip to JB with andrew and cheowseng. dun worry i wun get robbed. they wun be so stupid to rob a guy who has a face of a PAP kid. will blog more when i come back. to those of u who told me that my blog entries r always too long... here's a short one for u in ur face. hoho.

2006-04-08T13:58:00.000+08:00

om hi! i'm here to talk about my MIDNIGHT SIMPANG BEDOK ADVENTURE. ok jiasheng andrew and i were playing dotA last nite. started at 10 all the way to 1plus midnight and as we were talking on the headset... we were complaining to each other how hungry we were. then i suggested going to simpang bedok coz i had a sudden craving for prata. i duno wat got into me but i'm not pregnant watsoever... i jus had tt sudden craving for it. then jiasheng and andrew didn't mind going but they were considering the midnight cab fare surcharge and all. haha until we decided to have another dotA game before we make our decision whether to go simpang anot. so andrew created the game, and coincedentally... there was this guy who joined our game whose nick was EVILPRATA! can u believe it.

haha and so after tt game we all planned how to go there. gab wanted to join us so 4 of us can split the stupid midnight cab fare. so since drew and gab lived in pasir ris, they will meet each other first to take the cab, then go tamp to pick jiasheng up and finally to simei to pick me up and then go to the prata shop. haha and andrew forgot to call us to tell us tt he got in the cab already. so jiasheng and i were still happily surfing the net when drew suddenly called jiasheng and told him: 'HEY IM IN THE CAB DOWNSTAIRS UR HOUSE ALREADY.. WHERE R U?' whoa then every1 panicked. coz jiashengs house to my house only required 3 mins of travelling time. haha then i faster off my com and wore my slippers and chiong out of the house. super mad rush... haha and my slippers r those surf slippers so imagine me running down 8 floors. it was like PIK PIAK PIK PIAK PIK PIAK at 240am. i hope i didnt wake my downstairs neighbours up.

reached simpang and we ordered our food. i ordered 2 plain prata (60cents each), 1 double cheese prata ($2.50). andrew ordered 1 ikan bilis fried rice ($3.50). gab and jiasheng shared a LARGE murtabak ($8). so the ACTUAL total cost we had to pay was supposed to be $15.20. but the problem with them is that the person who takes our orders and the person who collects money from us r two diff ppl. and they only collect money after we have finished our food. so the person who was collecting the bill came and saw our empty plates and he tried to sort of guess wat we ate. he guessed andrews fried rice correctly.. but he saw my empty prata plate and he asked wat i ate. i jus told him i ate 1 cheese prata. then he saw gab's and jiasheng's plate... and they told him they had a SMALL murtabak. in the end we only had to pay $11. whohoo! we did feel a little bad, but then we thot of the midnight cab fare surcharge... and we didnt feel bad anymore. hoho!

shall update again!

2006-04-04T19:55:00.000+08:00

yeah ok mr dinesh, i'm updating my blog now hoho. ok it's not that i dun wana update, but my holiday life is filled with nothing but computer games. anyway, played bball on saturday afternoon with the 4e2 peeps, and i had an accident. gabriel was man-marking me and when i was about to drive past him, his mouth (or rather his teeth) bumped into my forehead. i went straight down on the ground using my arm to cover my head coz its really damn fricking pain. then every1 was like HEY R U ALRIGHT tt kinda thing and i told them to give me a moment coz its really pain la haha. and when i got up i realised my arm was covered with blood. powerful right, yes had a cut on my forehead. luckily the scar was not obvious. gab's teeth also hurt quite a bit haha. now tts wat u get when u bump into a smart brain. at least his teeth felt pain, so my head is not empty like wat some of u said before. and that was a first class love bite, and trust me, its a real BITE.

it's not the first time i got a head injury due to bball though. my sec sch frens will know that the back of my head hit the basketball rim pole during a friendly match at manjusri, and that was much worse. the amount of blood i shed could have filled a paper cup. coz my white jersey turned fully red. the cut was very long and deep, around 3cm in length and i required stitches, which i declined. so the alternative way was that i had to apply medication to it once every 2 hrs and the bleeding didn't stop until approx 3 days later. haha, it's always my head isn't it. so if u ever wondered why i am so crazy and y i can always come up with the crappiest ideas... the answer is now within ur reach.

oh ya and last nite i went to airport to eat popeyes with the lamers. nic couldn't make it though. but the rest of us finally got to meet and catch up. it's damn difficult to find a common day where every1 can make it together coz some of us r in jcs, some r in polys, and some of us have work committments. kinda sux that the holidays dun coincide and we r trying so hard jus to arrange a gathering. but as usual, company was great and we had fun. sec sch frens r the most impt, coz they r the ones whom u spent the most time with, and they know ur personality well. so the lamers... r very impt. ok 1...2..3... AWWWWWWW. ok im starting to get high and mad, some1 call the head surgeon!

2006-03-31T00:28:00.000+08:00

hihi im here to update again! and this blog entry will be a movie review, dedicated to ULTRAVIOLET! it seems that milla jovovich is destined to be in epidemic genred movies. first it was resident evil, now this. and if u happen to read this blog entry, rejoice, for i have helped u to save at least $7. the show sux! i totally regretted. went to watch it on jus now with allan andrew jeremy and jiasheng. $8 down the drain... and $8 is 1hr and 36mins of my pay damn it. haha ok i shall stop being so calculative. but the show was that bad.

ok here's the thing, if u r some1 who likes very cool and futuristic stuff and prefer to see alot of computerised camera tricks with a lot of exaggeration, this show is definitely for u. it's far more exaggerated than the matrix trilogy, with a whole lot more sci-fi effects. it's very draggy. ok milla jovovich is ultraviolet. she's a vampire who took abt 20mins to fight thru abt 100 soldiers and got this briefcase out of the building. and she fought with thai soldiers too, which i duno y got thai soldiers in the first place. in the briefcase the size of a typical textbook, to her amazement, contained a little boy. like wth right, a approx 12yr old boy can be squeezed into a briefcase. then she saved him, and we didn't know the reason y she did tt. and the whole show revolved around her and the boy whom the bad guys were trying to get back.

then abt 1hr into the show, jiasheng me and drew got urgent. we needed to do small business, and it was untahanable. the show looked like it was gona end, then the boy got taken back by the bad guys. ultraviolet died and for some reason was revived. whoa we sian 1/2. but nvm we tahan somemore. and ultraviolet wanted to get the boy back so she went to this building of 700soldiers. and she said that she will fight them all. and i went 'WHAT?! i seriously need to pee, and u still have to fight 700 soldiers!' and i watched as she fought all of them and got to the ultimate bad guy. sth like the FINAL BOSS in a computer game. then they fought with swords KING KIANG KING KIANG KING KIANG for abt 10 whole mins. and suddenly she took out a gun and shot him dead -_-". and it's not like the gun suddenly appeared out of nowhere, but it was in her pocket the whole time! so y didn't she draw it out in the first place and save 10mins of her time fighting and 10mins of my tahaning. then she got the small kid back and the show ended.

when the show started, we didn't know y she wanted to save tt kid. when the show ended, we still didn't know y she wanted to save the kid. whohoo how nice right. my rating for the movie out of 5 stars max is as follows:

storyline - 0
entertainment value - 0
humour - 0.5
exaggerated fighting, camera tricks, stupidity, wastage of time & money - 10

overall - PLS DUN WATCH IT.

shall update again. so long and good nite.

2006-03-29T04:03:00.000+08:00

ok it's been one week since i'm out of my job. got to keep my expenses to a minimum. doubt i will go look for another job soon, coz it's like only 3 more weeks before the hectic poly life resumes again, and nobody will be dumb enuf to employ me hoho. anyway talking abt finances and all... recently i got caught up with this sensitive money issue. ok i was playing this game... some of u may know it some of u may not, but its called DotA, sounds familiar? ok we were winning and our opponents were fuming mad (for wat reason i do not know) and they suddenly started scolding us (me and 4 more of my other frens)... and of coz being normal beings we started to scold them back. like which idiot would not retailiate? and this particular guy suddenly told us: 'u guys muz be living in hdb flats.' and we were like.. 'huh?... where is the link.'

and then he started telling us how uncivilised we were and wat a sad life we're living in and all the privileges that we r unable to enjoy compared to ppl living in private houses/housing estates. haha obviously im pissed, but i tried not to be. in the first place it's jus a computer game, y bring such a sensitive issue in to insult us? i do have many friends who reside in private houses, and they nv once compared themselves and looked down on us. i mean who would be so immature to do so? u may be rich u may live in a big house, ur parents may drive big cars, own several large companies... and u r able to buy watever u wan. yeah if u have those and u r happy then good for u. but there r also another group of ppl like us.. the uncivilised hdb ppl. we r the kind who do not have everything, but feel happy for those little things that we r able to have. and we r more than satisfied with the stuff tt we are able to enjoy which cant be bought by any amount of money. and most importantly we r also as happy as u, so u get tt fact in ur narrow minded rich brain.

haha u all may be wondering y im suddenly so serious abt the money issues and all, well it's only bcoz i cant stand ppl who think they r of a higher class when they r actually not so well off after all. and looking down on others, how idiotic. karma will come back around u. haha another reason y i only chose to talk abt it now is bcoz the incident jus took place a few days ago... and since i've nth to blog abt... i chose to talk abt this topic out of desperation. no disrespect to any1 whatsoever. if u feel offended, pls click the cute little 'X' button on the top right hand side of ur screen and get the fiak out of here. hohoho. shall update again.

2006-03-25T09:30:00.000+08:00

oh man holidays r beginning to suck, especially when u know ur expenses are pretty high. went to cut my hair on wed, and this butch cut it for me. the thing was that she kept thinnning my hair, and the whole way thru the cutting process, she didn't use a shaver and a normal pair of scissors... instead she used the thinning scissors ALL THE WAY! and now my hair is thinner than it already was. and the haircut was supposed to be $10, and the butch told me that she will wash if for me. get this straight, she didn't ask whether i wanted it washed anot, she jus told me she was gona wash it for me, so i thot hey tts nice. and tt short 5min hair wash cost me another $6. total $16. quite shitty eh, but then i made it worse by starting to think abt stupid stuff... i told myself OH CRAP! $16 is my 3hrs and 12mins pay. damn, $6 gone like tt. ok nvm i shall stop sounding so cheapopo.

met up with sarah dinesh eugene and granny stef yesterday at serangoon gardens for dinner. eugene was constantly complaining to sarah coz the 4 of us travelled all the way from east side to her hometown at serangoon. it's not that singapore's damn big, but it's still far. ate at this restaurant called ICE CUBE. actually the cube isn't supposed to be spelt out... the restaurants name is spelt 'ICE3.' ok if u duno wat i mean then nvm. then we went to liquid kitchen to drink. we were browsing thru the menu and we saw this drink, it was a mixture of kahlua+vodka+whipped cream. sounds good aye? dinesh and i wanted it, but then the drink was called 'BLOWJOB'. so we were wondering wat we should say to the waitress when she comes to take our order(coz they were all waitresses, no waiters). imagine the waitress asking: 'wat would you like?' and u reply one of the 3...
1) i would like to have a blowjob please
2) give me a blowjob
3) i want a blowjob

if u r dead bored at home and wan some activities to do, u can come up with all the ways to order the following drinks: PUSSY DELIGHT, SLIPPERY NIPPLE. now i didn't come up with those slick names, it was in the menu last nite.

hohoho, shall update again soon.

2006-03-22T11:41:00.000+08:00

ok i guess it's time to update. i kept delaying myself to update, coz after working like mad for 10 straight days... i became real lazy after that. last day of work was tiring but fun, of coz every one of us were so highly motivated to work.. so excited to get over and done with this meaningless job. but on the whole, the staff were cool and the person in charge was really very nice, and in terms of job expectations, i couldn't have asked for more. cherlie came to exchange cd-rs and sherry came on the last day.. AGAIN. i duno if she is some guest of honour for the bookfest or something, coz she came on both the first and the last days. somewhat like doing the opening and closing of the bookfest.

anyway, our company is rather dumb. they were selling a 4gb micro hard drive during the book fest. the cost? $295! sure, they claim it to be the smallest hard drive in the world (it's the size of the lock on ur gate).. but if u know the market prices of computer parts, u can get a MINI EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE for only $200 and enjoy a storage space of 80gb-200gb! of coz the size will be jus a little bit bigger, but 200gb compared to 4 gb?! and the 4gb one is $95 more. haha. but the problem with our company was that they spent too much money trying to make that damn thing smaller, and since the cost of production is high, they must sell it at a high price. we displayed 5 micro hard drives in our glass cabinet, and every1 was wondering which idiot would spend so much money buying it. our person in charge told us that any1 who manages to sell one will get a free bk meal... his treat of coz.

but then on sunday, there was this guy looking for a 2gb thumbdrive. however it was sold out. our 2gb thumbdrive only costs $195 during the fair, with a usual price of $275. this guy was so desperate to buy a 2gb thumbdrive. so DERRICK WENT TO CON HIM! derrick told him that our thumbdrive has a usual price of $275, and if he jus adds $20 more, he can enjoy double the storage space with our 4gb micro hard drive. the guy was so delighted. normally when i see ppl happy i will be happy, but now when i saw the guy smiling so happily, i actually felt very sad for him. coz with the same amount of money, he could have gotten himself a 200gb external hard drive, and he jus got cheated. actually he didn't really get cheated la, rick seriously used a very clever marketing strategy, and it's jus that the customer dun really know abt market prices of storage devices. see what happens when u do not have perfect info of the market? haha anyway every1 gathered at the cashier to see him pay, and we were trying super duper hard not to laugh, but in our heads we were trying to tell him: 'U R AN IDIOT!' after paying he was so damn happy, but of coz derrick was happier coz he got a free bk meal.

ok so work's over, and im jus waiting for sch to reopen..for now, i will jus wait for my pay and SLACK!

2006-03-16T11:08:00.000+08:00

TODAY IS MY OFF DAY! and i am gona fully utilise it! i've yearned for this day for a week. i see the singapore expo halls see until i sian already. after today, its jus friday sat and sun... 10-10pm.. and i'm free! seriously i fricking hate my job. i have low job satisfaction. everyday for 8-12hours, i will stand there and promote cd-r to EVERY CUSTOMER who walks past our booth. i find it dumb but yet its part of marketing our products. then again, to me right.. if the customer wans to buy, he will come to our booth automatically to make a purchase. those who dun wana come in r all not interested, so its kind of useless trying to seduce them into our booth.

anyway... off to a no link topic which i find interesting.

Gerald's Thinking Corner
Y do dreams exist? have u even thot abt tt? isn't it amazing how we are able to unknowingly picture ourselves in a scenario which is totally virtual but yet at that point in time it seems like reality? some dreams we remember clearly, yet most of the others were forgotten as soon as we wake up. i did some research and found out that dreams focus upon our thoughts and emotions, and that dreams deal with immediate concerns in our lives, such as unfinished business from the day, or concerns we are incapable of handling during the course of the day. Dreams can, in fact, teach us things about ourselves that we are unaware of. shocking yeah?

now wat abt nightmares? One reason for nightmares may be a way of our unconsciousness to get our attention about a situation or problem that we have been avoiding. Nightmares serve an important purpose in showing you what is troubling you from within you deeper levels.

so our true emotions will only be made known to us during our sleep, and no one else needs to know. dreaming is not a bad thing, so dun try to buy those spider-web lookalike dream catchers to catch ur dreams, coz the only way to stop dreaming is to disable ur brain. hohoho!

2006-03-13T08:33:00.000+08:00

here to update again. 3 straight days, 10-10pm work. its no wonder i got a fever last nite but thankfully today it subsided, coz i'll be leaving for work again in 20mins time. work is boring, i do the same things everyday... tt is to promote cd-r or dvd-r. every now and then, i will hope for customers to brighten up my day.. and so far there were some. talk abt it later. haha and then my so-called supervisors are also very very nice ppl. 2 guys, and both equally nice. so in terms of the job, i couldn't ask for more.

and abt the customers part, let me start off with saturday's customers. there was this guy whose age was abt 60+... who wore specs up to his nose level... he has the looks of an ULTIMATE CHI KO PEK. so he came to our shop and bought 50 dvd-r.. then before he left, derrick introduced him to another offer of 25 dvd-r. i was also jus standing beside derrick.
so the uncle asked derrick: 'huh, another 25 dvds ah? i jus bought 50 u know... buy so many for wat? burn... burn tammy ah?' then i was laughing and laughing. then the uncle asked derrick: 'ur fren ah?' so derrick thot tt the uncle was asking if i was derrick's fren. so derrick said YES. hahaha then the uncle asked: 'huh? tammy ur fren ah?!' hahaha.. then rick told him: 'no la tammy not my fren... this guy is my fren'

and then and then and then do u know wat tt lao chi ko pek uncle said?!! he said: 'HEY HE IS UR FREN?! FROM HIS SIDE VIEW.. HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY IN THE TAMMY VIDEO!'
whoa when i heard tt, i almost peng! wth! first, 2 ppl told me i look like the guy from super bands, then sherry said i looked like pastor kong, then kaiwei's sister said i look like stef sun. now this is really the ultimate.. this stupid uncle thot i was an overnight porn star. whoa lao... and tt stupid uncle added: 'oh since u all know abt tammy... i will buy 25 more dvd-r from u guys.'
wha piang eh... how lame can he be. haha but since we can make more money, who cares! and kelly poon came to expo at abt 1530 on saturday to perform live on stage. and our booth is jus in front of the stage... so we got a free show. we wanted to shout WEI LIAN WO AI NI! but then we not so bad la in the end hoho.

ok then we have a promotion whereby a pack of 50 cd-r only costs $14, and if u buy 100cd-r (2packs), its $25. so this lady came by and she saw the promotion, so she told us tt she only wanted 25. but then we dun have a 25pc pack for cd-r. then she said she didn't wan so many, coz no use. then rick didn't know wat to do with her. so i told him to con her hoho. i told him to tell her that $14 is actually the price for 25cd-r, and we have a promotion, buy 25pcs and get another 25pcs free... only for $14. and derrick really went to tell her that. whoa and she was like so excited! and in the end she quickly took her money to pay. -_-"

haha at the end of the day, it's these type of customers that give u a good laugh. heading to work now. byebye! hohoho!

2006-03-10T23:56:00.000+08:00

oh man man man. jus came back from work. 13hrs at singapore expo. EVERYDAY till 19th. where is my life? can someone buy it back for me? it seriously S**ks. started work today at 0930. today being the first day, there was nobody... at all! and i got transfered from selling noob computer stuff... to the IMATION section. IMATION is also another computer brand. so if u drop by expo, come to the IMATION booth and i will try to psycho u to buy cd-r, cd-rw, dvd-r, dvd-rw, thumbdrives and memory cards. anyway sherry dropped by today. i was so so so shocked la! coz there was nobody in the hall... so i paid attention to reading all the info to gain better product knowledge. then sherry stood behind me. then it turned and saw her... i chua tioed like hell! then she can still laugh. how evil. she dropped by 4 times.. and all 4 times i tried to psycho her to buy our products.. and she eventually got scared and went home. awwww.

the job is super super boring, coz nobody. but tmr is saturday... so there should be a crowd to entertain me. anyway today it was my turn to buy dinner for the rest of the staff. of coz the company provided money. so i went to buy CHAI FAN! (nasi padang/rice with dishes) hohoho the auntie was so happy when she heard i wanted to TA PAO 10 packets of chai fan. then i was talking on the phone and i forgot to ask for receipt! whoa hong gan. $35 if no receipt i got to pay back the company. heng i ran back to the food court and the auntie haven thrown it away yet. then i went back to the booth and i realised i nv include myself while counting the number of ppl to buy food for. -_-" so i went back again to buy one more pack for myself. the auntie see me 3 times le, see until sian. so sian, jus knocked off jus now at 1030. tmr need to report at 0930. somebody save me!

oh ya results were out. im happy, more than happy. but there's sth strange. my results were all opposite of wat i expected. and im 10000% sure MBS got moderation. coz i know myself when i did the paper. i didn't know like 35% of the qns. and come to think of it, i was most afraid to take supp for mbs... but wth, it caught me by surprise.

Stats - B+
Org Beh - B+
French - B+
Econs - A
MBS - A
Accounts - A

but i still hate accounts. so long and good nite.

2006-03-09T00:51:00.000+08:00

Rejoice... 8th march 2006, wednesday, the day i escaped death. as close as it was, as far as it became. well ok i shall elaborate on it further again.

Alright, so i'm stuck in this job, i'm a seller of noob stuff at BOOK FEST in singapore expo. if u guys r kind hearted enuf to come and look for me, i will be at hall 4, near the epson booth. NEAR only ah, but i'm not working for epson. i say epson is bcoz its easy to spot the EPSON booth. but im jus near it. im working for the company called <rich concepts>. let me advertise abit. we sell keyboards, mouse, cd-r, dvd-r, headsets, usb ports, thumbdrives, cd pouches. all the noob computer stuff, we sell. dun get me wrong im not trying to get sales. even if the company makes a lot of money, i still wun get any commission. but i tell u, its seriously damn cheap. no harm coming to take a look.

the bookfest is gona start on friday. so we did the set up on tues and wed. on tues, we went in at 4pm. we were walking to expo under intense heat, the sun was so damn hot. when we got in, we were like... whew... finally can get aircon. then we went into the hall, it was like an oven. the doors were all open, and unfortunately, for the days of preparing the fair, we dun get any aircon. so its like we were trapped in an enclosed place full of nth but heat. 15mins underway and we were perspiring like hell already. and the company bought IKEA tables. we thot ikea tables r quite idiot proof and easy to assemble. we were only half right, they were idiot proof. there were 8 tables, we had to screw all 8. each table has 4 legs (obviously) and each leg has 5 screws. ok if u r a maths bodoh... i help u all calculate... 5x4x8=160. so total 160 screws. and our so called person-in-charge, brought ONE screwdriver. ONE! 4 ppl screw tables with ONE screw driver. we screw until our hands damn pain la coz the hole so tight, like virgin like tt. and we muz force the screw in. and the screw driver was not the exact size to match the screw. whoa had a damn hard time. seriously, ikea, pls do consider making ur tables less screwy and pls dun force customers like us to screw u! dinner was fine.. it was char siew rice.

wednesday, reported at 10am to start work. our lunch came so late... abt 1345. the lady boss bought lunch for us, and sway sway... she bought CHAR SIEW RICE! like oh my goodness! 2 straight meals char siew rice. peng. today also considered a day of set up, so no aircon also. morning still ok, afternoon was like *censored*. from 1pm-4pm, my whole tshirt was fricking wet! i was so pissed. and we had to assemble flat cartons and make them into boxes. so we had to scotchtape them together, and i only had a penknife to cut the scotchtape. due to the heat factor, i was so pissed, that i gave the penknife a hard slash to cut the scotchtape. and the next thing, i shouted WHOHOO!

yeah. if u still can't figure out which part of my body this is, pls go study chapter 5 of ur secondary 2 general science textbook. it has a very chim name, its called the WRIST. look at the veins and my pulse... a few more cm and i'll most likely be dead. to all those ppl who hate me, pls go knock urself at the wall coz i didn't die. of coz i reacted: WHOA HENG AH! hoho and to all my readers, pls learn to treasure ur life, u nv know when u will slit ur wrist while cutting a cardboard. haha. i know i sound like a channel 8 drama serial show, jus abit more crappy.

results will be out this sat. maybe fri even. mbs, pls pls pls save my mbs. im working till 20th march, i can't afford a supp paper. its the 40% tt i'm afraid of, not the overall. my 1b20 classmates muz have heard this a dozen times, but no harm hearing it again. the point is, i can't take supp. if i take supp, i can't graduate from tp, if i cant graduate, i cant go ns, then i cant pass out from ns, then i cant go uni, then i cant work, then i cant get married, then i cant make kids, then i wun be able to retire, then i wun be able to enjoy the last few yrs of my life, then i wun be happy. ok enough crap.

after reading so much crap... now u all muz be hoping tt i died back then right? well, TOO BAD! i..... i feel so alive! praise the lord. will update again when i have time.

2006-03-06T12:13:00.000+08:00

ok so it's monday.. and as i promised, i will update. hoho yeah on friday we had the dumb chalet. when it started off, it was very very dumb and every1 was very pissed. but things turned out to be much better when we got there. i went to julian's house with gabriel and derrick to help take the bbq food to the chalet. and when we got to the chalet entrance, we had to walk in coz the stupid chalet security guards did not allow our cab to go inside. quite stupid ah, then we had to take out abt 10 bags from the boot and carry them ourselves into the chalet. and our bungalow was right inside. the heaviest bag was the chicken chop bag. it was really heavy... heavy until julian (the strongest among us) also buay tahan. i volunteered to carry it eventually... and i tried to hard to walk fast, but every now and then i had to stop and rest coz its really damn heavy... and i told myself: 'pls let some kind soul save us' and about 10secs later... a woman in a car honked at us. she asked us to hop on and she will ferry us to our bungalow. whoa we were so thankful. god does answer prayers. ok i shall stop preaching.. haha.

when we reached it was already 5pm. so we started the bbq and the rest were playing mahjong. when they left the mahjong table, andrew derrick jiasheng and i sat down. but andrew and i didn't know how to play mahjong. so the 4 of us
invented a new game.... THE MAHJONG STACKO!

the rules of the game were simple, the 4 of us throws a dice... and the person whose number is the smallest has to take out one mahjong tile... its like uno stacko. the person who makes the thing fall while taking out a tile loses. hoho so childish but then again it was our only form of entertainment during tt nite. more pics to follow....

halfway through the game... it's shaky...

its so amazing that it was still able to stand upright with a super big hole in the middle. you could even see jiasheng's eyes from it.

the nite was spent playing ps2 all the way till 5am when we finally slept till 10am. then it was home sweet home.

2006-03-02T17:04:00.000+08:00

oh well i think i better update a little coz the next time i update my blog is gona be on monday. from fri-sun, i will be too busy to blog. met derrick and gang for DotA at 11am yesterday.. there were 7 of us so the teams were uneven (3vs4) and sway sway i was in the team of 3. and that particular match lasted for 115mins! tts like 1hr 55mins. imagine urself staring at the computer screen for 1hr 55mins, tt's even longer than watching some movies. thankfully in the end we won and when i looked at the time, it was 2pm. i realised i was supposed to meet eugene, sarah and granny stef at CITY HALL MRT STATION at 2pm. and i was still at pavilion in tampines. i panicked like balls so i called granny stef and she was still at home -_-". hoho heng ah! so i met her at tamp and we took a train down to city hall to meet eugene and sarah.

granny stef brought us to marina square to do shopping. dinesh, if u happen to read this, we r sorry for not asking u along, coz tt day when we planned it in msn u weren't online and yesterday when we called u, u were still sleeping. sincere apologies. ok moving on, we all know to even get to marina square, first we had to cut thru city link mall. (ok from this point on, pls picture in ur head everything i say and try to visualise the situation).... as we were walking near the adidas shop to go up the escalator, i spotted a same sex couple. a butch and a normal sexy long-haired girl. always the case, the geeks used to get the chicks. now the butches get the chicks. and as we were going up the escalator behind them, we were talking and they were also talking. then the butch placed her unmanly hands on the chick's ASS! a full-palmed PIAK! then her middle finger was right in the middle of the chick's buttline. eeeeee yer.... and dun ask me how i know... they were less than 1metre in front of me and throughout the ascension of the escalator, the bucth's hand was on the girl's butt and buttline! i was practically staring la hoho. 1st time nvm. so we went up the escalator to raffles link, they were in front of us again, and again on the escalator she touched the chick's BUTT! and there was also a 3rd time, when going up the escalator to marina square. whoa i super buay tahan. we didn't tail them but then from wat i've seen, i can predict tt they r going to be doing the same thing everytime they take escalators. disgusting.

ok so the shopping trip was still alright. eugene bought a bag and i bought berms. granny stef brought us to eat choc fondue at swiss culture, suntec city mall. sarah went off to church for mass and then granny brought eugene and i go candy empire, millenia walk. u have to go there ppl, and when u're there, look up. they have this ceiling which is so low, but when u look at it, it seems like 11storeys high. and i was so amazed that i kept looking up like a noob. wat to do, virgin mah. then we went back to suntec and as we wanted to walk in to the entrance nearest to carrefour, we saw a few malay carrefour staff, and a malay couple standing at the corner. then we only happened to walk pass when we heard this fat girl shouting to the guy:'I DUN WAN TO LISTEN TO U! COZ I WAN TO BREAK UP WITH U!' whoa we all were so stunned. the guy also looked scareded. if i were him, i also will tio chuaded. but we were thinking... come on, the guy looks so normal and the girl is a super super super FAT girl! really FAT! and she wore a pink spaghetti, so u can see all her extras poping out. if i were the guy, i would jus break up. y would u still wan a girl who has the potential to bully u during meals? =X

tts all for yesterday. met jiasheng rick and andrew for lunch today at tm, and at the same time i went to buy my niece's and nephews (matilda's and mattheus') bday presents. i was so paiseh to go into toys'r'us, especially when i had to go to the barbie doll section to grab a barbie doll. i jus went in, took one doll and came out and paid. whoa inside tt section all the young girls aged 3-7 stared at me and i jus smiled like an idiot.

hoho the dumbf**k chalet is tmr. will blog more abt tt on monday! cya guys!

2006-02-28T16:58:00.000+08:00

oh my i jus realised that it has been 5days since i last did a blog post. well exams are over, life will be STRESSLESS for 2months, and it's beginning to get bored with jus 4days of holidays underway. went down for an interview on saturday morning. it's a sales assistant job for selling computer products. it's quite easy actually coz the company is not selling any desktops or printers, they r jus selling noob things like cd-r, cd-rw, dvd-r, dvd-rw, usb ports, disk covers, optical mouses. so if u happen to drop by from the 10-19th of march at singapore expo, u can come to the computer shop and laugh at me. dun ask me wat is the company's name coz seriously i do not know myself. but it's a book fair, so u wun see many shops selling computer stuff... duh.

ok now i have a super huge complaint to make. i'm trying to keep my cool by not typing any vulgarities, but i easily could have. ok here's the thing.... i have a chalet this coming friday in tanah merah. i've nv been to a tanah merah chalet b4 jus tt i heard its a super huge bungalow and it is under the civil defence or duno wat i can't really remember, but its something like tt la. it costs $360 for 3d2n so my fren and his elder bro shared. means he will take the 1st nite and his bro will take the 2nd nite. so its $180 per person. we were all invited and we calculated the cost.. so each person will pay about $20. jus when we thot everything was going well, these few fricking stupid rules came abt. the rules are:

1) at least 1 adult above the age of 21 muz be in the chalet at all times
(this is still fine coz i understand their safety concerns)

2) those who r not staying, will have to leave the premises by 11pm.
(now this is a stupid rule tt got us all pissed... but there's always a worse rule, which is number 3)

3) at any point of time, only a maximum of 8 ppl are allowed inside the chalet, and this includes those staying.
(ugh... this is the climax! means only 8 ppl can stay.)

we tried to cancel it but it's impossible. we didn't know abt the rules from the start. yeah u can argue and say tt we should have checked out the rules before booking. ya we could, but who would have thot that a chalet will have such dumb rules? all of us could easily have blamed the person who booked it... but we didn't coz it is no use quarrelling over it, wats done cant be undone anyway. so all we can do now is to carry on with the chalet. i mean the management is brainless. its a bungalow for goodness sake... a bungalow with a kitchen, 2 bedrooms and a living room and its 2 levels. and u only allow 8 ppl inside such a big compound. where's ur intelligence? in the first place we booked a big chalet so tt we can call more ppl and have more space to move about. if we had known, we would have booked from downtown east, although 1 room, but its much cheaper and most importantly, it doesn't have senseless rules. we r gona heck care, we all paid $20, if we r asked to leave in the middle of the nite, we will take action against the management. trust me, once i find out the name of the dumbf**k chalet, i will spread the word and discourage any1 who wans to go there. seriously pissed.

on a lighter note, these few days i have been doing nothing but playing computer games. played dota and metal slug (shing's bro brought the craze back). and believe it or not, i have been squeezing out blackheads on my nose with a blackhead-squeezing-device. pain but good to know tt most of them r gone. fri's the chalet... so for tmr and thurs i will be so bored. but thank god tmr i'm gona meet derrick and gang for more dota in the morning. and in the afternoon, granny stef is bringing sarah eugene and me shopping at marina sq. she is going to the market in the morning and will only bring us there in the afternoon. always good to be under the supervision of eldery people sometimes, kinda makes me feel more matured. hoho. shall blog again abt the dumbf**k chalet. seeya!

2006-02-24T12:53:00.000+08:00

its officially over! rejoice. for the past few days i've been mugging like hell. ok maybe not like hell coz as usual, i had my bad habit. i delayed studying. like for accounts, i told myself on wed morning at 9am, i will start studying accounts at 10am. but 4pm i was still surfing the net and chatting in msn. and when i started, i realised that accounts lecture 10 was missing. i searched high and low and tried to recall where did i put it.. in the end it was with shing. -_-" so i faster called her and she was kind enuf to come to simei to pass it to me. and she also realised tt she owes shijia accounts notes too, so after coming to simei she had to go bedok to pass to shijia. haha and in the end.... NOTHING came out on lecture 10 for the exams. if i know i heck care about my notes already. whoa studying accounts was damn dreadful... it was as if my life was in danger or sth, coz as i said in my previous entry, it's my most feared subject coz nobody knows wat to expect from the paper. haha as usual everything in my statements all didn't balance up but who cares i jus wanted to get over and done with it and get on with mugging OB.

ok the funi thing abt the accounts exam was this. haha coz tp's exam regulations were tt students were allowed to hand in their papers and leave even before time's up if they have finished, but 10mins b4 the ending time, no one is allowed to leave anymore. my accounts paper was from 0930 to 1130 in the sports hall of 1000 over ppl. so i finished my paper at abt 1110 and i checked and double checked and time passed so fast tt it was 1118 already. if its 1120 then no one was allowed to leave anymore. so i faster raised my hand to signal to my invigilator to collect my paper so i can leave, but she was busy flirting with a male invigilator in front and she paid no attention to me. hmph! then it was 1119... and i was super desperate to leave. and then she saw my hand finally! whoa heng ah. then as she was walking towards me, two kuku candidares in front of me raised their hands as well... so since she was coming from the front, and it was only natural tt she attended to them collected from them first. and when she was collecting from them, i saw the clock turning 1120! so i shouted: 'SHEET!' then one of the sports hall invigilators announced tt no one was allowed to leave anymore. but luckily she came to me anyway coz she realised i put up my hand much earlier. but as she was collecting, she told me tt i haven written my tutorial class. whoa then i faster chiong and write... jus then... there was another announcement: 'INVIGILATORS, PLS STOP COLLECTING PAPERS FROM THE CANDIDATES.' haha then she turned and looked at me... then i also didn't know wat to do. so i jus put my paper in her hand and i told her BYEBYE! she smiled and let me go. nice kind lady... god bless u.

went to shing's house to mug OB. i thot with her around, she wun let me delay time to start studying. who knows in the end both of us delayed our starting time to study. and she more pro... as we were studying, she told me she wanted to go toilet. so i studied for like 45mins and then i realised tt she hasn't come out of the toilet yet. (quite lag ah but i really didn't realise). i wanted to check out where is she but i couldn't coz she went to her mum's masterbed room's toilet. so i can't possibly go in. i got her bro to check out for me and i casually asked him: ' haha wat ur sister doing inside, sleeping ah?' and he turned to me and nodded his head. and i was like: 'WHAT???!!! WAKE HER UP! SHE HAS TO STUDY!' haha well the mugging was ok, and we took a break now and then to play UNO. then her cute little bro came home. he was so cute la, jus wan to pinch his face. played METAL SLUG with him and he was so so so cute. haha metal slug brings back pri sch memories for me. jus nice her bro is now in pri sch hoho.

OB was still alright as a whole. the paper was from 1900-2100hrs. it was my last paper and my only objective was to finish the paper by 2050 and leave the exam hall and celebrate. coz whenever we waited till 2100, we will only get to leave the hall at 2130. 30mins is required for the invigilators to count the papers and double check tt every1 is accounted for. and usually their counts dun tally. and sometimes some stupid cockhead can write their tutorial class or admin number wrongly. they're better off dead. and out of 1000+ ppl, it only takes 1 cockhead to make a silly mistake, and the rest of the population got to sit and wait while the error is clarified and remedied. managed to leave the hall at 2045. haha another funi incident happened between me and the invigilators. they're jus so cute. remember i said tt my accounts exam i was sitting behind and the invigilator was in front? now for ob, i sat in front, but the invigilator go behind. like wat the hell they always seem to be far away from me. so i tried to look behind for him... then i looked and looked and looked. and the other invigilator from another section whispered very loud to me: RAISE UR HAND! RAISE UR HAND! then i was like... okok. so i raised my hand for abt 2mins and my invigilator didn't come to me. so i put it down and began to look behind for him again. then the other invigilator said again: RAISE UR HAND! RAISE UR HAND! then i said OKOKOKOKOK! whoa finally tt lao ah pek saw my hand. he apologised coz he was behind. haha but i said nvm since i was in a good mood. last paper already wat... wat to expect.

heng i came out earlier ah. the rest only managed to come out at 2120hrs. but i still had to wait for them haha coz we were supposed to go eat dinner. but i'd rather stand and wait outside FOR them and feel relieved than sit and wait inside WITH them. haha as usual, the ppl who said they wanted to go eat went home. in the end only left stef, sarah, din, eugene, melvin and me. so we cabbed down to simpang bedok to eat prata. chatted and laughed alot.

1B20, this is it, the end of our time together. it was a joy and pleasure to be part of this class. all our live's firsts will have fond memories kept. and u guys r my first class in poly! so hahaha. lets look forward to next sem, though diff classes, we'll still see each other in business sch. jus wana say a big thank u to every1. and to my grp members, u guys were awesome and i wish u all the very best in ur upcoming poly years. hoho.

2006-02-22T12:22:00.000+08:00

yeah had a change in blogskin. not really a change in the skin but rather more on a change in the pictures of the skin. yeah it is more organised and proportionate compared to the previous shitty one. the pics on the left are not too clear though, coz i had to resize them to abt 10% of their original size before they can fit into the whole picture eventually. nothing much to update about, the only thing is that the exams are taking its toll on me, but thankfully it ends tmr! but it doesn't help when they put accounts and organisational behaviour together.

first day we had business stats. the paper was rather ok, except that my first question i put the X and Y tombalek/toupeng/upside down. and its not worth much, its only 20marks =( and its like 1/5 of the whole paper la! sheet! but nvm, to make myself happy, i kept telling myself that they will have ERROR CARRIED FORWARD MARKS. the rest of the paper was still alright. hope the 20marks wun cause me to get a B+, or even a B. I need to maintain tt stupid A!

yesterday we had two papers. and the first one was a super duper alien paper, MBS. i'm sure most of u have already listened to my nagging of how boring and senselss mbs is. it didn't help that on monday my stats paper finished at 430pm. by the time i reach home and bathed, i started mbs at 6pm. and i studied 7 out of the 10chapters till 11pm and i jus fell asleep naturally. i dozed off with the lights on and my notes on the floor. the content is THAT boring. imagine going thru 10 lectures on nothing but computer stuff that do not make any sense to u but u are forced to study. and it's not like econs and ob whereby u can use logic to derive at a few definitions or key points, this one is purely remembering the content. expectedly when i first saw the paper during the reading time, i was already demoralised. it was like i didn't know 50% of the questions being asked inside, even though i read thru the whole notes twice. i hope it doesn't pull my marks down until so jialat. hope to at least get a B.

econs was a blast! i spent the whole break time from 1130-7pm studying in the tp library, but of coz i went to eat lunch first. and the paper was like WHOHOO! shiok boy! i hope to get an A, but of coz it's nv too good to be too confident.

2 more papers, accounts and ob. MBS is my most hated subject, but accounts is my most feared subject, coz IN THE HISTORY OF MY ACCOUNTS SINCE SEM 1, I NV NV NV HAD A CORRECT FINAL ANS B4. dun ask me y, i also duno. so tmr after ur accounts paper, come check with me ur final ans. if urs is diff from mine, rejoice! urs is correct! and after accounts paper, have to start studying OB. after 2100hrs tmr, hell will break loose.

off to mug, cya!

2006-02-20T00:37:00.000+08:00

exams are starting. god bless every1 whom i know in tp, including myself. jus dun make me take supp paper for mbs and accounting can already. coz for the rest im confident enuf not to take supp. actually not tt diff to pass 40% of the paper. so jus whack everything i know can already. will update on thurs after my exams. it will be a very very very joyous entry. hohoho. ok 3 random facts u duno abt me.

fact #1: i dun look like someone from SUPERBANDS

fact #2: i dun look like pastor kong

fact #3: i dun look like stefanie sun yan zi.

2006-02-14T21:28:00.000+08:00

happy valentines' day to all. if u r a guy and went out today with a girl and u spent a bomb buying a rose (which at the back of ur head u know it will die 2 days later), i'm sure u will learn a valuable lesson. next time buy earlier. to those of u who did not have dates, dun worry, u r not on a losing end at all. look on the bright side, u can congratulate urself on how much money you're saving on chocolates (calories on the hip) and expensive dinners (overpriced food). yeah. today wasn't much of a diff for me, stayed home all day and studied mbs, and until now i can't seem the get those computer chimology stuff inside my head. i almost went mad studying it, untahanable feeling.

anyway went to the airport yesterday with shing at 11am. ok we were supposed to meet at 11am at t2's pacific coffee company. but i started reading magazines at home and i can't believe that i was so engrossed in the content that when i looked at the time, it was 1045 already! whoa, u know the back pages of teenage and teens there will always be a column where confused teenagers will write to a doctor/auntie kelly to ask some sensitive issues? yep i was reading those. some of them really damn dirty man, such an insult to my purity AHEM! haha yeah so i was running late, but i tried to stay calm, and i called shing... and she was still sleeping -_-" haha so we met at 12 in the end.

nic and meijun came after their sch ended and we mugged. ok 3 of us mugged, nic was busy writing 'happy valentines' day' on green apples which he bought at cold storage. he's gona give them to his bandmates and orientation group ppl today. half the time we were also trying to shut nic up. haha. after that went to eat dinner at tm. shing's fren, ian, joined us for dinner too. and during dinner meijun told me an amazing fact. one of my ex lyss schoolmate and fellow ncc cadet for 4 yrs of my sec sch life, kissed his girlfriend for 45mins. NON STOP. 45mins! i was like.. WHAT??!! tts equal to half-time of a full soccer match. i mean they have enuf saliva to last that long??!! and it's not very nice for 45mins, u breathe in wat ur partner breathed out a moment ago, coz ur noses are only abt 1cm apart. and i actually read in a magazine that by jus kissing for 1min, u can burn 6.4 calories. multiply that by 45mins! and u get 288! powerful!

before i end, i would like to say that for 17 years of my life (coming close to 18), nobody ever told me that i look like some1 else. but tis yr, this yr jus had to be diff. 3 ppl told me that i looked like some1 else, and its not like 3 of the said the same person. they all told me that i look like 3 diff people!

first it was my cousin, he asked if i joined SUPERBANDS. like why the hell would i join superbands. he said that i really looked like contestant in superbands. then i could only say: 'OH, IT WASN'T ME, I NV JOIN SUPERBANDS.' haha i dun have his pic also to compare with.

ok now for the 2nd person.... look at this guy here.

most of u will know him, some of u wun. he is pastor kong hee of city harvest church. u look at his pic, and at the same time try to recall my sickening face. now which part of us look alike? the ans... WE DON'T LOOK ALIKE AT ALL. so sherry tan sijia, pls spare me this time. and pastor kong, if u are angry that i put ur pic on my blog, i apologise. i didn't insult u one bit, so pls dun sue me. it's jus for certain analytical reasons.

now here's the climax. the 3rd and last person....

singapore born and made famous in taiwan, stefanie sun. kaiwei's sister keep telling me that, when i smile, i look like her. i wan to peng already. does she mean that i have a feminine smile?! till my next blog entry, i'll leave u guys to think about it.

2006-02-12T10:20:00.000+08:00

hoho i'm back to blog again. this will be a much lighter entry in comparison to the previous few entries. i sincerely apologise for those entries, but a blog is supposed to be a place for me to write down my thots, feelings and show my mood. so i take back my sorry (-_-").

General Issues
these few days, i keep getting mosquito bites. there are like 5 on my arms and another 5 on my legs. i talked to gabriel, he had 10 on his arms and 4 on his legs. mosquito mania is back! u know ah last time i used to be very good at hitting them. all u have to do is to sacrifice once and let them bite u one time. when they biting tt time, u jus give a quick and hard whack and they die already. coz if they haven bite yet they can fly away easily, but in the midst of biting u, their reaction time is slower coz most of their attention is being diverted to sucking ur blood. then there was a period of time when there wasn't any mosquitoes at all. so shiok, but they r back with a vengeance! and now they r faster! now when i kana bitten, i can't even feel it and i cant even see the damn mosquito. last time i always see them, although i cant hit them. but at least i can still see that there are mosquitoes around. but now ah, cant even see. i was crapping with gabriel, that bcoz there was a period of time when there were no mosquitoes, they might have taken a break from biting and went for secret training to improve their speed and efficiency of sucking blood. it's a sick thot. i'm their food and i can't do anything to stop them from drinking me. yucks it sounds so sick.

Friday
ok enuf about mosquitoes. fri was the last day 1b20 had together as a class. but to think i didn't realise it until i went home. and suddenly i was like: 'hey! today was our last day as a class!' then i was also thinking... eh y every1 treat it like no big deal liddat... it was as if its a normal day. no goodbyes. is our class, as a whole, really that jialat? whoa or was it that all of us were trying to turn on the cool... hmmm if thats the case then its really very cool. coz after our final econs tutorial we all went toilet as usual and jus left. now that's something to think about. haha

got back my coursework grades, they're still alright and i hope to push myself and get pass the final lap. i dun aim high for the exams, but of coz i will study to the best of my ability. i jus hope i dun drop so low, coz it happened last sem when my exam papers pulled ALL my grades down. ALL! so now i promised myself i wun let it happen again, drop some nvm, but muz also try to maintain the rest. i dun aim for a Z grade too though, too much pressure on myself. i took a major blow last nite, one which i didn't expect. its like u didn't see it coming but somehow it jus stabs u from behind and after a split second u were stunned. nevertheless, i wun let it affect my exams. i muz be strong mentally, as always.

Saturday
went for my dad's colleague's house gathering. i could have gone out with my other frens to orchard, but i sacrificed some time to spend with my family at the gathering. okok fine, it was bcoz of the angbaos. and i started shaking hands with every adult that i could find in the house, and most of them weren't married and i was like DAMN! haha i hope from now onwards u can start picturing my money face. so yeah that ended my saturday.

Sunday has just began, lets hope it ends with a bright note. hoho!

2006-02-09T20:44:00.000+08:00

whew... french speaking test ended say.. 3hrs ago. a super huge relief for me coz its the last test for french. after today i dun even have to touch french anymore. it was a 1-to-1 test. means its like o'lvl eng and chinese oral exams, except that this is in french. we have to converse with our tutors in french and he will assess our performance. french is so alien to me. and my tutor, jerome, didn't make our job easier.

we had something extra that the other classes didn't, we had a VIDEO CAMERA to record our 3min test with him. yep, extra pressure. he said his reason for putting a video cam to record the conversation was bcoz he wan to invite his frens over for christmas, then all of them can eat some snacks while watching our video and laugh at us. we were like: 'U'RE SUCH AN ASS.' haha but in the end he told us that obviously that wasn't the reason. tp wanted him to do it so they can judge our performances and maybe make some necessary changes during the next sem for the next batch of french students. somehow i dun see a link how the video cam will help, but who cares its over anyway.

my surname is tan so i was one of the last few to take the stupid test. while waiting outside we were all talking and i told them that i hope when we get in, the camera willl run out of battery coz it's been running for so long. when i went into the room to prepare for my turn, the camera's battery has really gone flat, so the girl b4 me didn't have her conversation recorded. and the rest of us were so so so happy! next was my turn, and b4 that jerome said: 'whoa gerald, let me double check if it can still record.' and he tried to on the cam.... and bloody hell it turned on. and i was like: 'WHAT THE FOOK!' whoa and it added some last min pressure with me knowing the camera was recording. but overall i think i did ok.

went to tampines interchange to buy screen protector for my hp then i went to take the mrt home to simei. at the platform level of tampines interchange, while waiting for my mrt, i was playing with my hp and then i suddenly looked on the floor, and i saw a POSB debit card. i couldn't find out whose it was coz the station was so packed. so i took it with me and when i alighted at simei, instead of going home i went to the simei neighbourhood police post. the debit card still has 2months b4 it actually expires so if i dun return it, the owner surely gan chiong spider one.

when i reached the NPC, i walked up to the door and there was a security table. so i told the guard that i found a card and wanted him to hand it over to whoever is in charge inside. so he went in, spoke to an indian officier and came out. he handed the card to me and told me that its ok, i can jus break the card into half and throw it away. i was like: 'WTF!' coz i was thinking.... the stupid police officier could have taken it and kept it himself instead of returning it to me. coz the card still got 2months then expire. and its not an atm card, its a debit card, its so unsafe. ppl can jus go online and buy anything they wan by using the card number. fancy him returning it to me and telling me ITS OK, JUS BREAK IT INTO HALF CAN ALREADY. whoa, irresponsible. wat if the owner (WEE QI QUAN) go and report that he/she lost his/her card?

i can't believe it, it was a total waste of my time walking out of the way and under the rain to go to the police post and in the end walking home with nothing done. felt super disgusted with the indian policeman. if i see him again, i'll stuff his arse with prata. its not a racist comment. coz if it was a chinese policeman, i will do the same by stuffing love letters up his arse. and to WEE QI QUAN, whoever u r, if u lost ur card and if u happen to read this, ur card is with me. give me a call @ 98341734 to take it back. i didn't steal it, i found it. and it was the stupid police officier who didn't wana take it. wat a fooker.

hoho but at the end of the day, im jus glad my french speaking test is all over. peace on u. shall update again soon, so long and good nite.

2006-02-04T10:14:00.000+08:00

yeah, finally all the projects and assignments are over! so relieved. however there's still a french speaking test on thurs, and it's no joke preparing for it. imagine the number of words i have to go through to get them inside my head, oh well.

the 3rd day of cny, which was 31st january, went well with me meeting up with the lamers plus huishan. first house we went to was mr koh's, so glad to know that he is getting better. and on that day, i was so sick of YU SEN. if u duno wats YU SEN, its LO HAY, if u still duno, then nvm. but i had to eat it thrice! first at honey's house, then wenjun's house and then shing's house. in the end i ate the crackers only and left the rest for every1 else. i dun really like yu sen, to me it taste's like vomit. i'd rather eat maggi mee. oh ya i won $4 at shing's house while gambling. basically the day was damn fun and funi too.

however while we were at mr koh's house, wenjun received a phone call from allan. we were all happily chatting and laughing with mr koh when wenjun suddenly turned and told us: 'guys, zheguang's dad passed away this morning.' jus imagine, we were all happily laughing and the next moment, we all went quiet, overwhelmed by the state of shock. every1 was like: 'huh?!' it definitely changed all our mood for the day. and i paid a visit to zg yesterday. he was fine, although he cried on the first day. by yesterday he already accepted the fact and is moving on well. his dad passed away during the CNY period, so many many ppl were pantang (superstitious) about visiting the wake. in the end only me weeyang and evan went. sad case.

and with the cny mood still strong, i realised that these few days, i kept gambling. since the start of the new year, i gambled a total of 5 times. wins and losses, its common, and i managed to scrape thru with $19 winnings. it could've been more, but im happy with it. and tonight im going to kaiwei's house to gamble again. i hope the $19 will be my capital for more winnings. yeah i know i sound very money face, but one yr once mah. and if u come up to me and tell me: HEY CHRISTIANS CANNOT GAMBLE. i will say that im catholic and even if im a christian, the 10 commandments didn't say THOU SHALL NOT GAMBLE. so screw you and ur stupid self-made theories.

to end off, i hope god grants strength to zheguang and his family and let it not affect his studies as the main exams are jus 2 weeks away. there u go, my CNY with both ups and downs, but this yr's cny was a very bad one. i also duno y. ang bao business was bad too. ok i gtg bye.

2006-02-03T19:38:00.000+08:00

it has nv changed.

say anything, just tell me all your sweet lies.

everytime you give me some form of hope,

eventually it's thrown back at me in my face.

did u give me all that jus to tell me it was a joke.

it seems that everything else is stopping us,

pure unconsciousness on my part.

is this wat destiny is?

when it seemed so close,

it gets far away again.

i need some form of realisation,

some form of acceptance,

that i'm falling back again,

back from where i tried so hard to build up.

little did u know that ur last min surprises,

always had me ended up in pain.

a fraction of me has always been with u,

but i jus seen it being given back.

external causes, i'm sick of them,

for i know they always take place.

but for the only time so important,

it has to happen again.

i'm tired.

2006-01-31T00:29:00.000+08:00

haha after reading my blog entry abt the fortune cookie, i hoped u all had a good start to chinese new year. me? its still alright, still got money. buying a new hp soon, either k750i, or w800i, or n70. after tt still need to go to bangkok with some frens during the poly holidays. but now everything else is fooked up. in the end, i have this strong gut feeling the long awaited bangkok trip wun come at all. the new year is another fooked up thing.

i planned a gathering for the ex4e1 ppl, and only a few were able to make it. it is disappointing tt only a few are able to make it, but i am not angry abt tt. of coz quantity wise, it really can't be helped, coz they have their own activities planned. i also have to accept the fact that 4e1 will be drifting apart yr by yr, as much as i hate to admit. but the funny thing is that if they r not able to make it, they can jus reply me and tell me they wun be able to make it. wat the hell is so difficult? jus click on the bloody reply button on ur email and type 'I WUN BE ABLE TO MAKE IT' so i know. instead of living in doubt, i can at least tell the rest who r the ppl going. and its not tt u nv check ur email, coz i saw u all in msn a lot of times. u dun reply email nvm, i give u special service, i send sms. sms also nv reply. whoa forget it. PURELY DISAPPOINTING. but seriously i am not angry. i have to look on the bright side, there r still 8 ppl going. and i am also not pointing fingers at anyone. if u feel guilty, then there's nth i can do.

1b20, last 2 weeks with u guys. i can't feel happier. i need a fresh start next sem with new classmates, i seriously do. i'm not bringing u guys down. u guys have been a superb batch of classmates and i will nv forget u all. it has nth to do with u guys. its jus tt i need a fresh start again with new classmates in a new course. i need to get away from all that has happened and start anew. my elaboration ends here.

u may be neutral in reading this, and u might think tt since i have a problem with every1 else, i might BE THE PROBLEM MYSELF. well it might be bcoz im too engrossed in being a perfectionist and overlooking everything else, but i dun care. i nv expected to be well-liked in the first place.

next entry will be a much lighter one. i promise. bye

2006-01-28T13:54:00.000+08:00

whahaha, it's the time of the year for me to earn money again! yep! it's chinese new year. compared to last year, it came much earlier this year. haha this reminds me of my foolish self 1 year ago. as embarassing as it sounds, i muz admit that only last yr then i got to know wat a fortune cookie actually was. haha so dumb, but then i only knew wat a fortune cookie looked like when i was 17yrs old. all thanks to a super funi incident...

well straight after my O's i went to Ananda Travel with andrew and wenjun to work as a phone operator. andrew and i stayed there for 3 whole months working almost everyday (wenjun left after 1 month coz his jc started). but due to the pleasant working environment with aircon, comfy chairs and free usage of the internet, i had no complaints. all i had to do was to answer phone calls. no phone calls = free time = internet surfing! haha a $6/hr pay was reasonable too. so the week before chinese new year came. every1 was in the CNY mood. and a young colleague (she was only about 21yrs old) bought a big bag of biscuits from guardian pharmacy for the whole office. she distributed and each of us got one.

i've nv seen a biscuit which is shaped like this, and normally biscuits dun jus have 1 per pack, usually its a few biscuits in one packet. but this one only has one. haha i thot it was very cheapopo but since it's free and it's quite a big piece, i accepted it the way it was. well i wanted to ask andrew wat it was, but he was busy talking to customers over the phone. so i opened the packet and stuffed the whole thing into my mouth and i bited and swallowed. to me it tasted ordinary. of coz its worse compared to oreo and chips ahoy, but i didn't compare la coz it isn't even choc flavoured.

a few hours later, i watched as andrew finally took his biscuit to eat. he did it very very differently from me, he opened the packet and held the biscuit in both hands, then he broke it into half. and i was thinking: 'huh, he like tt eat? it's not as if it's char siew pao wat' then after andrew broke it into half, he took out a paper inside it and said: 'hey gerald! haha the fortune cookie says tt i will have good luck tis year.' and i was like....

gerald: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!! U MEAN THERE IS A PAPER INSIDE THAT BISCUIT??!! AND THIS IS ACTUALLY CALLED A FORTUNE COOKIE??!!
andrew: ya, this is a fortune cookie wat. u break it open, take out the paper, see how's ur luck and then u eat the cookie. u mean u duno that this is called a fortune cookie ah?
gerald: obviously not.
andrew: haha nvm at least now u know. so wat did ur paper say?
gerald: errr, i didn't break it, i stuffed the whole cookie into my mouth and swallowed
andrew: (went into full 5mins of hardcore laughter and thereafter....) omg dun worry, when u shit, u can pray tt it comes out.

whoa, sibei paiseh man. haha coz i really didn't expect it to be fortune cookies, coz it came from GUARDIAN PHARMACY. oh well, at least to start off ur CNY, u all will have sth to laugh abt.. and tt's me. gong xi fa cai!

2006-01-26T08:28:00.000+08:00

yawnz, thursday morning. and i'm here to update again. im gona whine my way through. chinese new year is coming, but after tt i have mbs access test and microecons portfolio submission and Q&A session. the following week, the most dreadful french speaking test is coming my way. damn. after completing mbs project, ob project and french project all in 2 weeks, there's more to come. it sux, but then again after all tt luckily there's the study break. so for now i'm looking forward to that.

oh ya i forgot to mention, that on sunday morning at 4am, i went to toilet to pee after playing 4 rounds of dotA. halfway while peeing, the lights flickered for abt 10secs. it's fricking 4am in the morning, and it's in the toilet... so pls dun ask me wat was on my mind then, it's very obvious. worse still, after those 10secs of blinking, it suddenly went *POOF* and i was in total darkness, and yes i was still peeing. whoa, wat an unforgetable incident. if u still cannot picture the scenario and find out wat was on my mind, pls go kill urself, u r way beyond hope. and if u r those dirty minded freaks who thot to urself: 'y did gerald have to pee for so long'
well it's bcoz i had a lot of ammo and u cant expect me to pee halfway, and when the lights go off, i keep back my pee. i can't do tt.. coz tt to me, it's called 'ABUSE.' my brother has been with me for 17yrs 8months, i can't abuse it jus bcoz there wasn't any lights, it's morally wrong. ok haha enuf of my bullcrap.

The 4 stages of wisdom:
Unconscious Incompetence
Conscious Incompetence
Conscious Competence
Unconscious Competence

yes yes, i typed that for a meaning. yesterday's Ob lecture was when i found out something which i was oblivious about for many years. we did on conflict management, and we did a so-called test to find out our way of handling conflicts, and mine was AVOIDANCE. i know its jus a test which i do no need to care much about, but looking back, tt was really wat i was doing all along. when conflicts arise, i avoid. but nv once did i ask myself, how long can i really keep avoiding. i duno if it's a good thing or not, but they say that avoidance will lead to more problems. and i believe that someday, all these tolerating is somehow gona take it's toll on me. the perfect animal to describe me, is a turtle. i didn't come up with this myself, some psychologist came up with it.

oh well, let's jus look forward to CNY, my annual pay day. whahahah. shall tell u guys the fortune cookie story on saturday! more meaningful. cya!

2006-01-23T07:30:00.000+08:00

it's finally presentation day. after this afternoon from 1500-1700hrs, a huge chore would finally be off my back.... OB presentation! tts a good thing. the bad thing, is that i am sitting here on my com chair in a fricking hot shirt. sick, i hate formal wear. some of u may disagree thinking that u look good in it, well if tts the case then good for u but i hate it. the level of comfort is way below what i can imagine. whaha in addition to my thurs blog entry, yes i had a swollen eye. friday was no better and when i went to orchard, whoa i felt so dumb about myself. haha

yes i went to orchard. i went with jason weisheng weijie edwin gordon sijun and kaiwei. was supposed to meet jason at his house first b4 we went to meet the rest. so i wore a white polo tee with blue jeans. when i reached his house, i tip toe to peep at his window, and i saw him in a while polo tee and bball shorts. whoa then jason told me: 'wait a while ah i go change'
so i had this thinking, that oh he saw me in a white polo tee thats y he wana change, tts a good thing... we wun look so gay in orchard. in the end, he only changed his bottoms, and he changed into BLUE JEANS. so i was waiting for him at the lift area and when he appeared i almost murdered him. and both of us had to meet the rest at eastpoint so u imagine during the period of time when we were walking to eastpoint, we were like two gays in white polo tee and blue jeans. sick.

saturday morning, i had enuf of my damn eye. so i went to see a doctor. his name was doctor sim, his clinic existed from the day i was born, so he's like 60yrs old already i think. dun let his age give him away. when i went to see him, he bloody hell pulled my eye as if he was stretching a rubber band, and in the end he told me it was an infection and asked me to put some eyedrops which he provided. the end. a 3 min consultation, and he earned $26. its like $8.67 per min. old pervert. but nvm saturday afternoon my eye was ok already.

now lets hope this week doesn't suck, when CNY is coming. it's like so damn fast, but i'm not complaining, especially when i see $$$ coming. like who would. if u r, pls feel free to contribute to the gerald's sch holiday fund. coz when the hols come, my expenditures will definitely increase. shall update again on thurs or fri, with a special fortune cookie story, which took place last yr. of coz, i'm involved in it, and a stupid thing happened.... stay tuned. hohoho.

2006-01-19T21:12:00.000+08:00

whoo, finally found the time to update. sch has been hell. we all felt it, the urgency of which the deadlines must be met. a sucky feeling of coz. everyday i come home, i know i have schoolwork to do. the time i spent at home is also dedicated to doing schoolwork. i seriously need a break. and i know it will come on monday, when i hand up my OB project and go thru the presentation on the same day. since my last entry was last monday, i shall start from tues.

tues started off with our MBS lesson and we had to present our database. 5 grps altogether and my grp was scheduled to go last. ethan's grp went up first and when i saw his database, whoa i already knew that my group will kana trashed. seriously, a very big diff between the 2. did alot on OB on tues and i went home to type out. again, doing a lot of schoolwork at home.

Wed, had BA tutorial when ethan told us our main exam timetable. gd news is tt my exams r only 3 days, means i will have a full 2 months holiday. the bad part, i have 5 papers altogether. which means mon i got 1 paper, tues got 2 papers, thurs got another 2 papers. to make things worse, for tues and thurs where i have 2 papers each, the first paper is from 0930-1130hrs, and the next paper will be from 1900-2100hrs! so blardy late! if on the way home i get raped by some old woman, i'll hold tp responsible. and wed, was a very bad day, coz when i woke up in the morning, my left eye was pressed against my pillow, and when i lifted up my eye, whoa it was swollen. yes, my BAK JIU ZENG! and wed we also had a long 4hr project discussion in sch. i was really not in the mood coz my eyes were really damn irritated by the swell.

today also, the swell got worse, tt every lecturer who knew me asked me: 'did u peep at some woman bathing last nite?' so sickening! but of coz, no hard feelings haha. oh ya today tp had its open house, whoa the crowd was huge, but tmr and sat should have more ppl coming. but heng my business guides duty was only today frm 230-5. got a orange dry fit polo tee. today's crowd were mostly secondary sch kids, who were still sec4 or sec5, means this yr then they take their Os. their sch forced them to come to the open house. its not practical at all, i mean their main target now is to get pass the Os and worry about courses in the midst of getting their results, and not now. many of them do not know what they wan to pursue, so its really no point. so ya, principals of sec schs, if u ever get to read my blog, pls dun make such a stupid move by sending ur graduating kids to the open house, it doesn't make sense at all. those who came today jus wanted to quickly leave, and stephanie and sarah even brought them to MENSA to eat! they cared more abt food than their future, coz as i said, they dun really care abt choosing courses yet.

tmr, will be another day of projects, will be going to meet kaiwei jason they all at orchard. i really need tis outing, i will finally get a short break. decided to cut my hair after mon's presentation. i know its a nightmare everytime i cut, but im like wearing a helmet to sch everyday. update again when i have time. cya!

2006-01-16T07:42:00.000+08:00

alright alright, my weekends were ruined! fri had to study for Biz accounting test and saturday i had the BA test itself. after tt still had make up BA lecture from 11-1. the test was still alright. ok to prevent us from copying in the lecture theatre, they printed two sets of papers, pink and white, and put them in alternate order on the seats. so i was thinking which set should i choose. so i thot tt writing on the pink set will be rather difficult to see, so i chose the white one. the setter for the test paper was so kind, they had the template ready for all of us, if not i sure die. turned out to be quite ok. quite. this is the first time i said 'quite ok' for a BA paper. normally i will curse BA. so we had the make up lecture after the test. my make up was supposed to be LT17, lynn's make up was also LT17. so i was thinking... y dun i crash shing's lecture for once at LT23. LT17 and LT23 r the first and last LTs of business sch respectively. so they r both at far ends.

then the make up lecture started, and 5mins into the lecture, i heard a familiar voice, and fricking hell it was lynn. whoa lao, she also come LT23 to crash her frens lecture! whoa i know i dun crash. as usual her voice was so loud and u can only hear her voice in the LT. haha and after tt i went for lunch with honey shing meijun and shing's fren, ian. ate kfc and we chatted and laughed quite abit. weeyang was sick so he stayed home in the tender loving care of his mama. and ya the rest of the weekends, i used it to do some final editions to my mbs project, which is finally completed! i always hate doing computer subjects' projects. i feel that they r of no use and a complete waste of time.

and tmr, i have to present the mbs project. i duno where to start, i duno where to end, and i also duno wat to say for it. hallelujah, god bless me.

2006-01-13T15:00:00.000+08:00

wooo, finally got back all my mid-sem test papers. overall still not too bad, and i am very satisfied with it judging from the fact tt i kept delaying myself to study.

accounts: 28.5/40
stats: 45.5/50
organisational behaviour: 26/40
microecons: 90/100
french writing: 36/50
french listening: 19/20
managing business systems: 36.5/50

now there was another shocker from this load of papers. it's none other than my mbs. i duno wat did god do, but a miracle really happened. now i'm not tt kind of person whereby i will kay siao kay siao say tt i will get low marks when i know i will get high marks. like for econs and stats, i did expect to score. but for mbs, it was really really unexpected tt i got 36.5! for tt paper, i will be hapi if i jus pass it. coz my answers were like so short. 5 marks ans i give 5 half sentences, with every sentece having an average of 7words, and in the end i got the full marks. it was super super tyco. then for some globalzation challenges question, i knew nothing abt it at all. i jus used the word 'globalization' to come up with my own words and i got it right! like wat the hell! another 5-6marks! this type of luck only comes once in a blue moon. the last time it happened was when i got b3 for amaths during the Os, before tt was when i got an A for my PSLE chinese. ya i know its chnese, but i'm not really a JIANG HUA YU kind of guy, or rather i'm not really a XIE HUA YU kind of guy. this time i really have to thank god. and pls let this tyco-ness take me thru my mbs exams.

but today, i wun thank god tt its friday. friday marks the end of the studying week, and everybody will leave their lecture halls feeling very relieved and they will look forward to the weekends. but its friday today, and i have to go back for an accounting test tomorrow at 920am! i'm not the only one affected. ppl from the whole business studies, business IT and accounting & finance also kana. and after the test we will have a make up accounts lecture from 11-1am. and after tt i have to come home to do my mbs project, which is due on monday. status of weekends: burned! even my friday is burned. wat a start to a week, and wat an end to a week. i dun pin high hopes for accounts at all, it is always a very unexpected paper, whereby the answers from everyone always differ.

how boring, nothing exciting to blog abt, coz the thot of having to study for tests and complete projects make me sick. to all those having the accounts test tmr, mug hard and all the best.

this marks the end of my week... yawn...

2006-01-11T01:17:00.000+08:00

i dun make enemies easily. but this is an exception. for about a week now i've been putting up with it, and i think it's time to let it all out. the irritatingness, the complexity of the situations, the disability to get what is expected, and all the failed trial and errors. yes! it's u! MICROSOFT ACCESS! stupid gayfag lameshit programme. even creating a webpage using dreamweaver is much easier to understand. when i grow up and get a job, i will make sure i will find a job that has anything but the use of database, coz i've seriously had enuf. MBS project is 1/2 done. i did 3/4 of the things required, but they still need further adjustments and improvements. so it's more or less still half done. ok if u r those cheapopo type who likes precise statements, it is about 5/8 done.

hari raya haji, a public holiday, and i sat on my com chair to do the damn it project with little progress. but at least everyday i know, that i am taking one small step... so it ain't tt hopeless. ok enuf abt the projects.

monday was jason's birthday, and all of us didn't get a chance to give him a birthday bash. and i couldn't meet them coz i had to stay in sch for OB project till 8pm at nite. but thankfully it rained and so they jus went out for dinner at nite. i met them at tm for dinner after my project. felt so bad, for 20mins, about 10ppl were waiting for me, and it's not like i'm the bday boy. ate at phin's and we bought fish and chips since it was only $9.90. whoa i tell u their fish and chips ah, super super super super no taste. they had two kinds of fish and chips. one is the traditional one, which is also known as the normal one. the other is called BEER BATTER. most of us ordered the normal one and weijie ordered the beer batter. the only diff in appearance was the skin of the fillet. but the taste, is exactly the same! really exactly the same. super no taste. we totally regret eating tt, and to add to our misery, we realised we could have actually gone to fish & co. at b1 to eat fish and chips.

and the phin's waiter is so wierd. he took our orders and talked to us and out of the blue he laughed like hell. then he came over to my side to take orders again, he laughed again. i duno wat's going on but if he was entertaining himself then i really duno wat to say. then when we paid the bill, he also came and laugh. i think he has some mad laughing disorder where he randomly laughs at things he sees.

oh and monday's news said that there will be rain for 5 straight days. monday was day1. so until friday, it will rain. how boring. it will be so inconvenient to go to sch. oh well i better go sleep now, tmr got accounts tutorial. cya.

2006-01-08T02:29:00.000+08:00

Whohoo, wat a way to end this week. Nothing much happened in sch after the new year. only managed to get back my accounts mid sem test results. i got 28.5/40, ok la for me. i only aimed to pass accounts anyway. i'm really beginning to hate it. for MBS, mr nair didn't wana give us back coz he said got quite a few CASUALTIES. wat a word to use. he also said that he didn't wana spoil the new year and our hari raya haji. haha so fri ended this weeks lessons and i went for the NE forum. it was so so short. coz NE forums are always 2hrs, but the one on fri only lasted for 1hr. so unexpected, but of coz, y would i complain? went back to simei to have my dotA match. 1 match lasts for an average of 50mins to 1hr, but the one on fri was really damn godly. it lasted for 2 whole hours! in the end it cost me $5 inside the stupid LAN shop, and the worse part was that we lost. oh hell, it was a very exciting game anyway.

haha and oh ya i got this sms from meijun asking me whether i wanted to go for shing's chalet on fri nite anot. coz shing's auntie booked it but she wun be able to come on the first nite and she will only come on the 2nd nite for a family bbq. so shing had the whole chalet to herself for the first nite. so yeah i went, with weeyang meijun and shixian (shing's sister). it was such an impromptu thing as we reached the chalet at 10pm. and i only got informed of it at 7pm. but haha it was fun, although there were only 5ppl in total. and yep, many pics below, time for another story.

Meijun brought this shark for us to play with in the chalet. dun say its childish, coz its actually quite a fun game. u see all the lower teeth of the shark? ya each person takes a turn to press one tooth down. there will be one unlucky tooth whereby when u press it down, the shark's mouth will close immediately! so thrilling. haha.

yep, this was the only tooth left, so it will the the one where the sharks mouth will close if u press that tooth down.

weeyang and i forgot to bring our toothbrushes. and we really regretted, coz our teeth turned black. they're decaying!

me meijun weeyang shing and our new found fren, mr shark.

all the people in the chalet.

after playing we were tired, so i took a little nap......

.... but an idiot woke me up by trying to give me "massage"
kids dun try this at home. actually its not pain one la haha i'm jus acting. WWE!

whahaha!!!! my turn!!!!!!

after playing for so long, we got hungry and went to cook noodles for ourselves. queueing up for hot water.

yum yum!

oh boy, apparently my mouth wasn't big enuf to consume whole bowl at once.

the best way to gain some weight: going to sleep straight after eating.

the heads of 4 out of 7 lamers. trust me, it's lame enuf to make the room freeze.

we did eventually sleep at 530am, and woke up at 11am. then we arranged the bed nicely so her auntie wun have a hard time. went home after that, and for the rest of the saturday afternoon, i did my MBS project. deadlines for all my projects r all so near each other. schedule is tight, time is limited, and to top it off... my timetable sux big time. guess this sem will be a busy one until the study break.

tkc ppl! shall blog again! and tag tag tag tag tag!

2006-01-07T15:06:00.000+08:00

i will update again on monday. i rushing MBS project for the weekends. tahan!

2006-01-01T07:27:00.000+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERY1! jus came home, and its now 740am, so shagged. sleepy yet i jus bathed, so blog abit first b4 i sleep.

whohoho, last nite was a blast at orchard with the new year's eve countdown. went with the usual 106 guys. there were abt 13 of us. first we went to cineleisure coz sijun's clan had dotA competition. sijun has nv met them b4 coz they met over the internet, and today they had to meet for the first time. was kind of a shocker actually, with 90% of them looking nerdy, very very nerdy. think they were more of game freaks. haha his clan's teamwork wasn't as good compared to their opponents. and his clan leader is not very strong, so in the end they lost in the first round. the bad news is tt they lost, the good news for sijun was tt he was able to join us for the countdown.

and the main highlight was the countdown itself. we bought a lot of sprays to spray the banglas. when the clock struck 12, havoc began. every1 began to spray every1 else and it was really beyond the control of the police. singaporeans were united for the first time up against the stinky banglas. they damn fuck, keep taking advantage of girls. the police even caught a few of them and handcuffed them. the 13 of us also met a few of our own frens there, be it schoolmates or outside frens. so we all combined to form a big group. then one bangla came to spray me. and abt 18 of us raped him back! his black skin totally turned white. whahahaha so fun. then we spray all the banglas. i went up to one and pointed to the floor and said:'eh ur lanjiao on the floor!' then he looked down and i began spraying him. whoa then heard from ah mok tt one chio bu fell down. the banglas really damn f**k. they went to touch her. dun ask me where, coz they touched EVERYWHERE. the girl screamed but the banglas ran away. whoa sibei dulan. haha we found empty boxes on the floor. so we took them and used them as shields haha. it was really like a battleground.

then we met some malay boys who wished us happy new year and we ganged up to disturb the banglas. coz we were really angry tt they were touching girls anyhow. every1 was protecting their gfs. justin and edwin used a box to cover the banglas head, then they started whacking and kicking the bangla. then they ran away. whohoo then i also extra extra go there spray him so he wun be able to see edwin and justin while they ran. haha, war tactics. then got these 4 indians, so stupid, they dun wana kana sprayed then they still step into the middle of the battleground. we also duno they dun like to be sprayed, so we sprayed them and they shouted at us saying: 'CAN U ALL DUN SPRAY?! SO RUDE!' then i shouted: 'F**K U, DUN WANA KANA SPRAY THEN DUN COME ORCHARD, GO HOME SLEEP LA.' stupid gayfags. haha and we saw one REN YAO (bapok). whoa so scary, a guy with lion king's hair and lipstick, utter disgusting. we were shocked. the ren yao even smiled at justin. whahaha i think he no need sleep already.

oh ya then went into cineleisure. saw felicia with her boyfriend. wished her happy new year. she is the first 1b20 classmate tt i saw during 2006. if she is good, she will extend my contract of being her weight manager. hey, i am effective alright.

played dotA at the lan shop and we owned! left at 322am and went to slack and eat at mac till 530 then went to wait for the first train(which only came at 6am) and here i am now! blogging! shit sch is gona start, i haven started on projects and tutorials... mati! aiya heck la, happy new year!

2005-12-30T12:11:00.000+08:00

hohoho, its now 30th december. so exciting, new years eve is jus like tomorrow. hmm lets see wat happened during the past few days

went to sentosa on monday, 26th dec with the 106 guys. their a bunch of very very punctual ppl. they arranged to meet at 10am to leave for sentosa. i woke up at 11am, and i still muz go to singapore expo's metro warehouse sale to buy a formal shirt. so i rushed to expo and when i left expo it was already 1230pm. so i called jason and asked him which part of sentosa he was at, coz they arranged to meet at 10am, so 2 and a half hrs later i thot they would have gotten into sentosa already. then jason told me: orh u can take 38 and come back to simei, we're still at simei. i was like: 'WTH!' but no complaints la coz in the first place i myself overslept. yes, I OVERSLEPT, as rare as it seems, i OVERSLEPT AND WAS LATE. was supposed to play volleyball at sentosa, but after playing for a while, we realised tt we suck. so we switched to something we were more familiar with... BASKETBALL! haha sounds dumb, so sentosa to play basketball, but the volleyball courts were all packed, so tts the only thing we could have done. at least playing basketball sounds more fun than playing poker cards. yes, tts wat zhongyuan and jason did... they played poker at sentosa, stupid. it

started to rain and so every1 packed up and wanted to leave. then yihan spotted this CAI CAI. she was in pink shirt. jason and sijun went to help yihan take her number. she gave without hesitation. she was with her frens, who were in black and red shirts. so we named the group BRP (Black, Red, Pink). then sijun wanted the black shirt's number, but by the time he decided, they left already. but we saw them again when we wanted to board the bus back to singapore island, they were jus about 5metres away from us. they saw us too. and kaibin did the most ridiculous thing ever, he called Pink to ask for Black's number. whoa we wana peng. but Black also gave without hesitation. they seem like very despo, so we wanted to find out of they were really despo. after a few smses we found out they were 15yrs old. then sijun, who is 16yrs old, told Black tt he was 14yrs old. he only said he was 14yrs old, he didn't say anything else. then Black replied:'oh i dun mind.' whoa lao sijun nv even say he wana jio her, she say she dun mind. so in the end we concluded tt they were desperate and didn't bother to sms them anymore haha.

nothing much happened on tues and wed, and yesterday a few of the 106guys went to orchard to shop for our CNY clothes. shopped from 2-9pm and we were very low on stamina most of the time. we were so bo liao until we took neo prints! and this is how i will end my entry today haha.

back row (left to right): ah mok, gordon, jason
middle row: sijun
bottom row: me, lester

stupid mok added a bald head and a jackie chan nose on my face.

tts all for now ppl! cya next yr! tag tag tag

2005-12-27T12:23:00.000+08:00

christmas...

every year it's an unforgetable day, and every year i spend christmas with diff people. this yr it was no exception, very unforgetable. we sent out invitations for most fo the 4e1 peeps, but in the end, it bowed down to just the lamers ourselves. 6 of us in fact. a pity honey wasn't able to make it. but we had fun as always, and it keeps me wanting to meet them more. haha but i have to apologise to weeyang and shing again. i'm really very sorry. i seriously didn't know again. its the 2nd time i ruined things and i feel so damn bad. u see we were supposed dine in this restaurant called ESSENTIAL BREW at Holland V, so nearest mrt station was at BUONA VISTA (the mrt station before dover). we arranged to meet at 1830hrs. but 3 out of 6 of us stay in tampines, and jus happened tt i had to collect a christmas present from tampines mall. so i was wondering if 4 of us could meet up in tamp and go buona vista together, coz taking mrt alone sux big time. so i asked nic weeyang and shing to meet me and go together. but unknowingly, weeyang and shing had already arranged to meet up themselves! argh! y did i spoil their meeting! i feel so so so bad! i should have known and met nic up myself and both of us can romantic take train together while weeyang and shing can also romantic. i am really really sorry.

then weeyang shing nic and i were on the train. and the train reached OUTRAM PARK station. haha since wenjun stays in sengkang, he has to take NEL to outram to transit to go buona vista. then i jus casually say: 'haha skally we see wenjun' whoa then wenjun really came in from the 2nd door closest to us. everything was so coincedental. so we reached essential brew, and the environment for catching up was good, except we had to sit on floors, something i had a huge problem with. but overall, the venue was still fine. their service was alright, except nic was exceptionally upset when his order came 45mins later. he was super duper upset coz after we finished BOTH OUR FOOD AND DRINKS, his order still has not arrived. he was very angry and wanted to cancel his order of BLACKEN SALMON, but then they keep claiming tt there was confusion with the kitchen and it will be up soon. we couldn't accept it, coz wat could there be a confusion about? did the chefs thing tt salmon was chicken and went to blacken the chicken? for nic, dinner was ruined. they gave us $5 voucher for compensation.

during dinner we had our gift exchanges. and 3 of the gifts were from BODY SHOP. they belonged to weeyang, nic and meijun. in the end shing, wenjun and i got the gifts. haha weeyang and nic unknowingly bought the EXACT SAME BODY SHOP GIFT. same flavour, same packaging, and they bought it from the same shop on the same day! 1hr diff from each other. the only other difference was the diff ribbon colour of both gifts. i bought a mug with the words merry christmas and a picture of the 7 lamers. nic got it, but i doubt he will appreciate it. who cares anyway. haha and wenjun bought a smiley face which can tell fortune! meijun got it. shing's gift was 4 ferrero rocher chocs. weeyang got it and was stunned. coz it was jus 4 ferrero rocher chocs. but she wrote on another piece of paper tt he can get $15 off his dinner price sponsored by shing. haha it was part of her gift too. and jus so happened tt weeyang did not bring enuf cash to pay his dinner bill. so lucky, so coincedental, and so FATED. yes, FATED is the perfect word.

then we went to swensens' for dessert. haha u know swensens' will give a free bowl of ice cream for the birthday boy/girl? but yesterday wasn't any1's birthday. but then we realised yesterday was jesus' birthday! so we wanted to show swensens' a photo of baby jesus and get the free ice cream! haha no wonder we r called the lamers. haha the highlight of the day was at swensens', when nic went to the toilet. haha. we filled his cup of water with salt. then we thot... haha if he drank his cup of water with salt, the next thing he will do is to take another cup and drink. so since i sat opp him, we put salt in my water too! then wenjun, who sat beside me, also put salt in his water. whahaha so total got 3. we really put alot of salt and wenjun even used his bare fingers to stir the cup. the manager walked past, stared, and then ignored us. then nic came out. he drank his water, after tt he put it down and reached for my cup and drank. haha he kana double kill already. then he took wenjun's cup to drink from, which also had salt! whoa he immediately ran back to the toilet to rinse his mouth. whahaha our plan worked PERFECTLY.

and how can i not mention my ever so wonderful brother, sim meijun who painstakingly made cards for every1 of the lamers. really thanks alot! she put in a hell lot of effort and every1 appreciated her work.

for now, i'll let the pics do the talking

The most act cute pose: 'I BITE EUUU!'

Formal Pic at Swensens'

3 cups of water with salt

Then, we have meijun's hardwork.

Batman Returns! starring neo weeyang

Honey will kill meijun, tts for sure

Shing, a bikini babe with an electric guitar

wenjun with his idol, vivian hsu.

Myself in a hugo boss commercial

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, The Wardrobe, and The Mixed Blood

Our Gift Exchange!

2005-12-25T12:12:00.000+08:00

whahahaha merry christmas! i am not in the right frame of mind to blog right now coz i slept at 7am this morning and now its like 12pm. not even 5 hours of sleep. last nite was fun even though we didn't get to go orchard. after much consideration, we figured tt orchard was too packed and we decided to go to yuuki's house to have dinner and celebrate. whoa ta ma de his house damn swee la.. 3 storeys and the ambience is jus so so so nice. whoa when i saw his living room, i tio chua. who would have thot such a silly bum like him live in such an elegant home. whoa he's really a silly bum.. as soon as he heard we were going to his house, he rushed to ntuc to buy $30 dollars worth of FRUITS AND YOGHURT. like y the hell would some1 do tt? in the end he skipped his dinner and made fruit cocktail for all of us, whoa we were so touched until we ordered macdonald's delivery for him in the end.

went to safra to bowl at 1am. as expected due to the festive season, they changed their lightings to luminous ones, and it was so cool. alright will blog again with pics hopefully after tonight's gathering with the lamers.

2005-12-23T23:06:00.000+08:00

Mid sem tests r over! have a super happy fun time christmas!

2005-12-22T20:07:00.000+08:00

wat a super duper boring week. every place i pass by i hear christmas songs and see christmas deco, every1 i talk to is asking me about christmas, and here i am studying! stupid shit. mid sem tests, and my nagging goes on and on. tmr is my last paper, FINALLY! good news to me but then i can't help it when i compare myself to others, who finished their mid sem tests way before me. stupid yuuki is in 3rd yr and he only takes 2 subjects, he finished his mid sem test on TUESDAY! allan, a yr1 student taking biz processes and systems engineering finished his test on WEDNESDAY! shijia, weeyang and lynn, who r also yr1 students who take business IT, finished their tests today! argh! and on top of tt, the BIT students only had to take 3 papers! whoa lao!

ok let me summarise my mid sem tests:

Mon- business stats was a piece of cake, it helped so much with my textbook beside me during the test

Tues - Business Accounting 2... whoa this subject is always a sucky subject where answers cannot be compared with frens coz every1 will get a totally different answer, and this paper was more tricky than any other accounts paper, i will pass, but wun score.

Wed - Managing Business Systems (MBS). i think i will only manage a pass in this paper. studying for this subject is really a pain in the neck. its a FULLY MEMORISING subject. and most of the things tt i remember for other subjects, i make use of logic to reason out the facts. but this is a computer subject, so everything is alien to me and the terms r so chim. and worse still, everything did not have a link with everything else. super jialat.

Thurs (today) - econs! whohoo! for the first time, i looked at the paper during the reading time and i got very high, very very high. not sexually, but in terms of knowing wat to write for EVERY qns. i jus couldnt wait for the test to start so i can bomb all i know into the test paper. the process of studying for econs was not so fun too, coz there were a lot of things to memorise, but econs is very very logical and u can have a reason for every fact stated, unlike the stupid MBS.

and i'm now preparing for tmr's last paper, after tt i'm gona party! its organisational behaviour, another fully memorising subject, but this one makes much more sense than the stupid MBS. will blog again hopefully during christmas! meeting the lamers... can't wait!

p.s. if u guys still do not know which subject i hate most, pls go kill urself.

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