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Friday, March 31, 2006
hihi im here to update again! and this blog entry will be a movie review, dedicated to ULTRAVIOLET! it seems that milla jovovich is destined to be in epidemic genred movies. first it was resident evil, now this. and if u happen to read this blog entry, rejoice, for i have helped u to save at least $7. the show sux! i totally regretted. went to watch it on jus now with allan andrew jeremy and jiasheng. $8 down the drain... and $8 is 1hr and 36mins of my pay damn it. haha ok i shall stop being so calculative. but the show was that bad.
ok here's the thing, if u r some1 who likes very cool and futuristic stuff and prefer to see alot of computerised camera tricks with a lot of exaggeration, this show is definitely for u. it's far more exaggerated than the matrix trilogy, with a whole lot more sci-fi effects. it's very draggy. ok milla jovovich is ultraviolet. she's a vampire who took abt 20mins to fight thru abt 100 soldiers and got this briefcase out of the building. and she fought with thai soldiers too, which i duno y got thai soldiers in the first place. in the briefcase the size of a typical textbook, to her amazement, contained a little boy. like wth right, a approx 12yr old boy can be squeezed into a briefcase. then she saved him, and we didn't know the reason y she did tt. and the whole show revolved around her and the boy whom the bad guys were trying to get back.
then abt 1hr into the show, jiasheng me and drew got urgent. we needed to do small business, and it was untahanable. the show looked like it was gona end, then the boy got taken back by the bad guys. ultraviolet died and for some reason was revived. whoa we sian 1/2. but nvm we tahan somemore. and ultraviolet wanted to get the boy back so she went to this building of 700soldiers. and she said that she will fight them all. and i went 'WHAT?! i seriously need to pee, and u still have to fight 700 soldiers!' and i watched as she fought all of them and got to the ultimate bad guy. sth like the FINAL BOSS in a computer game. then they fought with swords KING KIANG KING KIANG KING KIANG for abt 10 whole mins. and suddenly she took out a gun and shot him dead -_-". and it's not like the gun suddenly appeared out of nowhere, but it was in her pocket the whole time! so y didn't she draw it out in the first place and save 10mins of her time fighting and 10mins of my tahaning. then she got the small kid back and the show ended.
when the show started, we didn't know y she wanted to save tt kid. when the show ended, we still didn't know y she wanted to save the kid. whohoo how nice right. my rating for the movie out of 5 stars max is as follows:
storyline - 0 entertainment value - 0 humour - 0.5 exaggerated fighting, camera tricks, stupidity, wastage of time & money - 10
