Saturday, April 29, 2006
oh balls.. im still nagging abt the start of sch, but it seriously sux haha so not used to it yet. oh well met my new classmates for a short 1hr tutorial and thankfully they were fun ppl. i was praying tt i dun get any 'i dun give a fuck abt u' kind of classmates, and heng ah... in the end dun have. shing's fren aileen is in my class, and so is koh yan fang! headprefect of loyang sec! whoa she die liao la, coz she doesnt wan the class to know she was an ex-prefect, but tts not how things turned out since i was 'promoting' her to the rest of the class. i hope this sem will be a fun one.
went to sentosa last saturday, and dun worry we didn't break anymore buses, but saturday at 1pm... and the NEL mrt looks so empty, so we decided to take a pic together.
then we went to siloso beach... canoed, swam, played volleyball and soccer and had a lot of fun, and edwin forgot to bring a fresh pair of undies... so he wore his wet undies home... YUCKS right haha. and every1 who goes to siloso beach will take this pic. we asked a black haired ang moh woman to take it for us. then jian wei big mouth go and say: 'thank u and enjoy ur stay in singapore!' and then she replied: 'erm, i'm singaporean.' whoa every1 was so paiseh. haha.
Next up... BUSINESS DAY 2006! i thot it will be a lame boring day with activities planned by the committee, but hell i was wrong. it was super duper fun! we had an amazing race which wasnt so amazing, and the best part was, we had to dress up our lecturers! whahahahaha, male lecturers were supposed to be pirates, and female lecturers were supposed to be witches! and mrs philomena see was our victim! bwhahahahaha and she was very sporty indeed. she actually asked me to roll up two aluminium foil into cones and use them to make sharp boobs. those were the exact words she said. and she also requested tt we coloured the tip so tt ppl will know its her nips. like wth right. haha but she was funi, and in the end she won 3rd prize! and mind u, she was the only witch in the top 3. the 2nd and 1st place went to the pirates. and mrs see looks so sexy...
and the rest of the pirates! 2nd place went to mr leong (1st from right) and 1st place went to uncle benny! (3rd from right) he won and it was very very creative coz if u look carefully, there's actually a sampan tied to his feet! hahaha. cool man! and business day ended with waterbomb games. looking forward to business day 2007!
and to end off, this is my 13month old nephew... mattheus ho! so cute right.
hohoho will update again. hopefully something dumb or funi happens in class... so at least i will have stuff to blog abt. so long and good nite.
Wednesday, April 26, 2006
ok here's the answer u all have been waiting for. the ans to my previous qns is... ITS THE SAME. coz i asked... between ONE TONNE metal, and ONE TONNE of cotton, which is heavier? some of u spotted that the ans is already in the qns itself, but some didn't. its ok good try.
sch started and it sucked, i totally didn't have the mood to go sch. and here's the interesting part.. when i took up my pen to copy the lecture notes, my hands felt diff. it's been 2 months since i last held a pen to write sentences. first lesson of the day.. was arts appreciation. for some reason the classrooms were switched. and din tzeshuen and i went into the wrong class but the tutor guided us to another room, and she told us tt our tutor was MRS GOMEZ. judging by the name, u would have expected an eurasian/mixed blood/european woman. but when i went in, this lady said: HI! COME IN! and she was pure white... and she was japanese! her name was MARIKO GOMEZ. wth right, i duno if she added the gomez in herself to make her sound cooler, but who cares. next time, my son's name will be Fernando Peters Lim Chee Yuan s/o Gerald bte [my future wife's name]
its been 3 days of lessons and i still duno my new class. this sux. coz we only have lectures this week and the lecture halls r filled with 100 over ppl. and u know tt out of these 100+ ppl, 24 of them r ur classmates... but u jus duno which ones. sad... tmr we r gona have our first tutorial, hopefully my new classmates r fun ppl... unlike those in my leadership tutorial, so boring man. i was practically forcing myself to open my mouth every now and then for the sake of breaking the silence. and i realised no matter how my classes change... my CARE group will forever remain as 1b20! hooray! its only the CLASS group tt is 2b01. haha so cheers to 1b20! and pls pls pls let me have a fun loving lot of 2b01ians. anyway if u still duno how to check ur class... u go to tp website and sign in.. then go to ONLINE SERVICES and click on student info updates. and there u have it.
sch starts life sux lessons stink.
hoho, so long and good nite.
Sunday, April 23, 2006
ok kaibin asked me this qns on thurs evening so i'm gona ask u all the exact same qns.
BETWEEN ONE TONNE OF METAL AND ONE TONNE OF COTTON, WHICH IS HEAVIER?
pls tag ur answers at the tagboard. jus tell me which is heavier, dun think too much. pls avoid telling me the reasons... even if u r super confident tt u r correct. so u wun ruin the game. the answer will be posted in my next entry. will talk abt my sentosa trip too! till then... so long and good nite.
p/s: if ur name is wong kaibin, pls dun tag, AT ALL. thank u =p
Friday, April 21, 2006
oh boy. timetable came out today, and i got into 2B01! same class as dinesh and melvin. got into leadership and character for my cds. and i was lucky enuf to be in the same cds class as tze shuen. it seems tt every sem i will have this tyco aura to be with ppl i know. shiokanathan. same lect grp as most of my 1b20 classmates too. how fun. and i will definitely turn 2b01 upside down within a week. however i will try not to corrupt their minds. hoho. hope there are fun ppl in my class, but shouldnt be a problem la, since its poly and we're all grown ups and sociable ppl. okok enuf abt polys.
on to jc talk. if u watched the news on wednesday, a guy committed suicide. sure u may think tt he did it coz jcs are stressful and he cant cope with studies. but no, he didnt do it bcoz of studies, he did it bcoz of his winky. ok here's the story.. he can't take it tt a person of his age has such a small bird bird compared to his classmates. and his classmates kept making fun of him. and he couldnt take it anymore, so he commit suicide. to the idiot who sparked off the poly-jc war over the net, u claimed tt jc students are all smarter than poly students. well here's one jc student who is plain stupid. WHOHOO! IN UR FACE! committing suicide bcoz of a small bird. its sad. haha its also a lesson for us though. nv make fun of ppl's bird/dick/horse/winky/penis size, regardless of how large or small they r... coz u nv know if they r able to take it. so to nicholas ong thian chai, here's my public apology... i am very sorry.
anyway, tmr i will be going to sentosa with the 106 guys. abt 15 of us going. everytime we go together, we will have a super fun time, be it making fun of outsiders, or making fun of ourselves. haha wat to do, we grew up together wat. the last time we went to sentosa, was during a public holiday. i forgot which day, but i remembered it was a public holiday. the bus was damn crowded, and every1 had to squeeze, and there was only standing room left in the bus. so abt 12 of us stood up and squeezed. and i duno wats the bus driver thinking, he drove damn fast and when it came to the turn, he hardly stepped on the brakes b4 he turned. and all of us were grabbing onto the poles... and a sudden sharp turn made us put a lot of force on the poles.. and this happened....
whoa i tell u it was super hell funi. we were laughing our asses off.. and all the adults around us laughed too. first time in my life such a thing happened. conclusion: sentosa has cheapopo buses. pray hard, tt tmr it wun rain and the buses wun fall apart.
hoho so long and good nite.
Monday, April 17, 2006
Since the last blog entry was a long one, i'll keep this short. short meaning not so many words. haha went to honey's house on gd friday for a bbq session with the important lamers, the stayover was very very enjoyable. and weeyang blur blur didnt know we were staying over, and he didn't bring an extra shirt to change into, so he had to borrow honey's tshirt, which was quite tight fit for him. he is actually indirectly helping the singapore public toilets board to portray a message across to the public.
tried to put his voluntary job into act.
enough of toilets and on to the bbq food. after finished bbqing, we were proud of all tt we've cooked. nic even had time to garnishh and arrange the food to make it look presentable.
then shing came with her new short hair and her noob specs! 1...2..3... pls laugh.
i couldn't help it, i laughed like hell. even though i was sort of ksising the fridge.
then i thot... y laugh? when i can try the specs on myself! and so i did.....
and meijun too!
after so much laughing, we decided to take it to the tables with a game of table tennis.
its TPJC vs TP! ROAR! 
game on! HUAT AH!
and our only neutral supporter.
then we all drank. wenjun had long island, nic had marghirita and i had tequila. wenjun was first to have a red face, as usual. and he got very high. suddenly jumping on me for no reason.
and then! he did the thing tt i was most afraid of... TICKLES! i broke free and went to lie down on the floor. but then he came over to the floor and Self-handedly carried me up the bed. like wth! he could actually life up a 54kg me alone! 
the nite finally ended.. another wonderful lamers gathering.
in case if u pervert heads r wondering wats the white coloured cloth... its the inner layer of his PE shorts... its not his undies.
So long and good nite.
Thursday, April 13, 2006
yeeha! JB trip was nothing but fun! i will definitely go back next time and call more ppl along. met andrew and cheowseng in the morning at 7am at tamp interchange to catch 969 to go woodlands regional bus interchange. the ride was fricking long but much shorter compared to mrt. alighted and changed to bus 950 to go jb. the bus fare from woodlands to jb is only 85 cents... cheap right. i thot it was a few bucks. haha. ok since this was my first time going to jb.. i did do some homework. i asked weijie which part of jb should i go, and he told me tt after alighting the bus in the terminal at jb... jus follow the crowd and walk straight, and i will reach a shopping centre called CITY SQUARE. the instructions sounded so idiot-proof right? when we got across the border... i was so excited, i pictured a lovely bus terminal with straight paths to CITY SQUARE (u know, like tamp interchange going to tm those paths with alot of ppl). in the bus, there were only 7 ppl. 3 of us and 4 singaporean uncles in their 40s, wearing slippers, noob tshirts and very short shorts. and trust me, in the bus.. they talked far more than i did. i finally met my match.
then the bus brought us to this place which looks like a chicken farm. with no floors, only grass, sand and small stones. and the bus stopped and there we were... at the so-called bus terminal. i was like OH SHEET! NO!!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE??!! haha but nvm, i remembered the 2nd instruction... it was to follow the crowd. erm coz we went a little early to purposely avoid the crowd... so the only crowd to us then were the 4 uncles. they sounded so pro on the bus.. so we followed them. and those 4 rugged men went into this aircon office for a transfer to senai airport to take a plane to another part of m'sia. whoa sian! so there we were, stuck in a terminal which looks like a chicken farm. we looked 360 degress, we only saw brothel-like buildings, there wasnt any shopping aura. we tried to act smart by doing some self-navigation, err but then haha we failed. coz we didnt know where to start in the first place. finally we decided to open our proud singaporean mouths to ask for directions. and in the end we arrived at CITY SQUARE.
since it was only 10am, we sat at macs to wait for the shops to open. and there was this girl, who wore a loose pink blouse and a mini skirt with short hair. she stood by the mirror and kept flipping her SHORT HAIR. like wth... and she did it for like... 10mins. i am not kidding. then the 3 of us jus turned to look at her out of curiosity... and we almost lost our appetite for lunch. worse still, she spotted us! and so she thot tt she was seductive. and cheowseng's itchy eyes kept looking at her, and she also knew tt he looked. and i was like 'FOR THE SAKE OF EVERY SINGAPOREAN IN MALAYSIA, PLS STOP LOOKING AT HER LA!' then she came in front of us, stood at the door, flipped her hair somemore, and we auto put our hands on the table and pretended to sleep haha. whoa she looked like SHEET! i seldom say tt girls r ugly. i will either say tt she is good looking, average, not so good looking or i will jus keep quiet. but this one, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHEET! and most of the malaysian girls.. like to put SUPER HEAVY make up, and tie two pony tails. whoa lao! seriously, like some act cute pornstar.
tt was the only hell part. on the whole... city square is like wisma atria. but then we thot there the stuff all abt same price as singapore. until we found this dark alley (which is still inside the mall).. and it looks exactly the same as the heeren shops. whoa and the whole mall is damn big. bought a few tops, a pair of surfers shorts. and i was eyeing this air force shoe. 40% brown, 60% white, with a pure golden nike tick. going for approx SGD$50. but then only left size 7. damn it. enjoyable day, cheap prices and disgusting female species.
ok i need a vote. do u guys prefer:
1) long and elaborated entries
2) short sweet entires which r straight to the point
3) a mixture of long and short entries.
pls tag on which u prefer, ur cooperation is greatly appreciated. next time i go m'sia, i will buy for u ONE chewing gum. hoho so long and gd nite.
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
School is starting real soon on the 24th. and on the 18th of april i have to go back for one day for a 5hr lecture. i think by then i will know who my new classmates r. but i hope that from the many people i know who r in business, there will AT LEAST be one person whom i know in my new class. pray hard. not looking forward to sch starting, like who would? the urgency of rushing for project deadlines... and it doesnt help at all when the deadlines r within the same week. and every sem, this cycle repeats itself. a painful reality haha. they say tt in jcs... the workload u get from everyday schoolwork can kill u. but in the polys, the workload from projects can kill us! talk abt comparing jc and poly students, there was an article yesterday in the NEWPAPER talking abt a jc-poly war. i wun talk abt it here, but do go read abt it, u will laugh at the level of maturity some teenagers have. they wana sound offensive but they do not know that they r making a fool out of themselves.
oh well off to another topic. this week will be packed with activities. tmr morning i will be going for a one-day trip to JB with andrew and cheowseng. dun worry i wun get robbed. they wun be so stupid to rob a guy who has a face of a PAP kid. will blog more when i come back. to those of u who told me that my blog entries r always too long... here's a short one for u in ur face. hoho.
Saturday, April 08, 2006
om hi! i'm here to talk about my MIDNIGHT SIMPANG BEDOK ADVENTURE. ok jiasheng andrew and i were playing dotA last nite. started at 10 all the way to 1plus midnight and as we were talking on the headset... we were complaining to each other how hungry we were. then i suggested going to simpang bedok coz i had a sudden craving for prata. i duno wat got into me but i'm not pregnant watsoever... i jus had tt sudden craving for it. then jiasheng and andrew didn't mind going but they were considering the midnight cab fare surcharge and all. haha until we decided to have another dotA game before we make our decision whether to go simpang anot. so andrew created the game, and coincedentally... there was this guy who joined our game whose nick was EVILPRATA! can u believe it.
haha and so after tt game we all planned how to go there. gab wanted to join us so 4 of us can split the stupid midnight cab fare. so since drew and gab lived in pasir ris, they will meet each other first to take the cab, then go tamp to pick jiasheng up and finally to simei to pick me up and then go to the prata shop. haha and andrew forgot to call us to tell us tt he got in the cab already. so jiasheng and i were still happily surfing the net when drew suddenly called jiasheng and told him: 'HEY IM IN THE CAB DOWNSTAIRS UR HOUSE ALREADY.. WHERE R U?' whoa then every1 panicked. coz jiashengs house to my house only required 3 mins of travelling time. haha then i faster off my com and wore my slippers and chiong out of the house. super mad rush... haha and my slippers r those surf slippers so imagine me running down 8 floors. it was like PIK PIAK PIK PIAK PIK PIAK at 240am. i hope i didnt wake my downstairs neighbours up.
reached simpang and we ordered our food. i ordered 2 plain prata (60cents each), 1 double cheese prata ($2.50). andrew ordered 1 ikan bilis fried rice ($3.50). gab and jiasheng shared a LARGE murtabak ($8). so the ACTUAL total cost we had to pay was supposed to be $15.20. but the problem with them is that the person who takes our orders and the person who collects money from us r two diff ppl. and they only collect money after we have finished our food. so the person who was collecting the bill came and saw our empty plates and he tried to sort of guess wat we ate. he guessed andrews fried rice correctly.. but he saw my empty prata plate and he asked wat i ate. i jus told him i ate 1 cheese prata. then he saw gab's and jiasheng's plate... and they told him they had a SMALL murtabak. in the end we only had to pay $11. whohoo! we did feel a little bad, but then we thot of the midnight cab fare surcharge... and we didnt feel bad anymore. hoho!
shall update again!
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
yeah ok mr dinesh, i'm updating my blog now hoho. ok it's not that i dun wana update, but my holiday life is filled with nothing but computer games. anyway, played bball on saturday afternoon with the 4e2 peeps, and i had an accident. gabriel was man-marking me and when i was about to drive past him, his mouth (or rather his teeth) bumped into my forehead. i went straight down on the ground using my arm to cover my head coz its really damn fricking pain. then every1 was like HEY R U ALRIGHT tt kinda thing and i told them to give me a moment coz its really pain la haha. and when i got up i realised my arm was covered with blood. powerful right, yes had a cut on my forehead. luckily the scar was not obvious. gab's teeth also hurt quite a bit haha. now tts wat u get when u bump into a smart brain. at least his teeth felt pain, so my head is not empty like wat some of u said before. and that was a first class love bite, and trust me, its a real BITE.
it's not the first time i got a head injury due to bball though. my sec sch frens will know that the back of my head hit the basketball rim pole during a friendly match at manjusri, and that was much worse. the amount of blood i shed could have filled a paper cup. coz my white jersey turned fully red. the cut was very long and deep, around 3cm in length and i required stitches, which i declined. so the alternative way was that i had to apply medication to it once every 2 hrs and the bleeding didn't stop until approx 3 days later. haha, it's always my head isn't it. so if u ever wondered why i am so crazy and y i can always come up with the crappiest ideas... the answer is now within ur reach.
oh ya and last nite i went to airport to eat popeyes with the lamers. nic couldn't make it though. but the rest of us finally got to meet and catch up. it's damn difficult to find a common day where every1 can make it together coz some of us r in jcs, some r in polys, and some of us have work committments. kinda sux that the holidays dun coincide and we r trying so hard jus to arrange a gathering. but as usual, company was great and we had fun. sec sch frens r the most impt, coz they r the ones whom u spent the most time with, and they know ur personality well. so the lamers... r very impt. ok 1...2..3... AWWWWWWW. ok im starting to get high and mad, some1 call the head surgeon!