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Saturday, November 25, 2006


AWW YEAH! weekends are here! u nv know how relieved i am with all the projects in my mind. next mon, the cycle starts again. this is poly life at yr2. talking about projects, its all about finidng the right people u can click with and who will do work when the time comes. and i'm proud to say that my project group this sem is power pack! beat 4 movies in 2 weeks and many hanging out sessions. no other groups in my class hang out after class times excluding project meetings of coz. talking about projects... to me.. i must do well for my projects, so that i can have a lifeline... a lifeline tt can save my grades if i dun do well for my final exams paper... which i have nv done well in. but whenever another groups asks for help, i will offer my help coz i wan every1 to do well. i despise those who dun wana share and have this competitive mindset. seriously, when u r in need, no one will care about u. and, believe it or not, i have experienced people who can resort to using unethical methods just for grades. i mean u can go to an extent of paying some1 else a sum of money to get them to do ur project for u? so wat if u score well... u r just a loser making use of some1's intelligence and knowledge for ur own good. someday... u'll learn that u r a loser in life. MOFO!

Weeks have been so stressful. but chilling out during weekends are things that i look forward to. went to weisheng's house's ulu playground last fri midnight to have a drink with 106. his playground is good.. very ulu.. and the police can only spot us from the main road, and by the time they turn into the private houses and come into our lane... we would have already fled. haha when we arrived... we saw this elegant yellow ferrari, super nice. and there was a male driver inside... he sat upright and his window shades were down. so all 13 of us looked at him and of coz we paied more attention to his car... we looked for abt 20secs... and suddenly.... A GIRL'S HEAD POPPED OUT BESIDE HIM IN HIS CAR! then she sort of pulled up her blouse and they both got out of the car and walked home. all of us were like: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!? hahaha dun even ask me what they were doing. im sure the guy must be thinking: DAMN THOSE 13 KIDS! UGH!

Going out for a drink at holland V later with gab derrick andrew and wenjun. since wenjun has finished his A'lvls and is going for his bmt soon, we thot we'd catch up before he's gone. the last time i went holland v... i had a cup of strawberry magarhita and a couple jugs of beer. then when i got to eunos mrt station, my stomach was damn bloody bloated. felt like puking but nth could come out... until... i saw edwin puke. uber disgusting, so disgusting that after 10secs, i puked. and coz of the strawberry magarhita... i puked a FULL BASIN full of red liquid. damn it. and the best thing was that after edwin puked... he went to pee. then we ran like mad and managed to catch the last train. edwin was so tired that he decided to lie down in the train since there was not much of a crowd although there were quite a few people. and then... from eunos all the way kembangan... edwin suddenly sat up and said OH NO! then he zipped his pants and layed back down. -_-"

Alright... off i go now. call me when i'm sober. so long and good night.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 5:17 pm

Friday, November 17, 2006


i broke my personal best. i watched 4 movies in two weeks, something which i have nv done before. lol yeah i caught Flushed Away, The Guardian, Step Up and today it was Just Friends. Haha i guess this is what we do when we r all under stress, coz i watched all 4 movies with my project group mates, i guess its our only form of entertainment for now, sad case. anyway everytime after the movie when we come out, all of us wun be too happy, coz at the back of our minds we know that we have work to do when we get home. sux big time.

well if u wan me to comment on the 4 movies... Flushed away was funny at some parts, but the starting can really make u sleep. its those cute cartoon kind of funi, just like shrek... but shrek was 3 times better. (Rating 1.5/5)
The guardian, need i explain more. with the dashing asthon kutcher and kevin costner fighting for the lives of others as well as portraying courage in the times of need. (Rating 4.5/5)
Just Friends is the usual crappy kind of funi, just like scary movie and the lead actress of all 4 scary movies acted in this movie too! haha. crap still brings out the laughter of singaporeans (Rating 3.5/5)
Step up was not very good on their storyline, but the dance moves, its amazing and its enough to offset the disappointment in storyline. Then again, for a dance movie, you cant expect much right. a preview of the final dance below (do not watch if u wana watch the movie coz this is the finale and the best dance) (Rating 3/5) :



and 3 days ago my proj group and i went back to the same fried rice stall as mentioned in my previous entry. for those interested parties, its at tampines blk 829, the coffee shop got no name but the name of the stall is HABIBIE SEAFOOD. ok so much for that. after eating and leaving the place, we walked pass the stairs and what i saw on the notice board is enough to shock me for 10secs.


wha lao, i stood there and was stunned for like 10secs after which i just had to take out my phone for a snap. doesn't he look like.....

haha but anyway they said that his photo was done based on descriptions by people. so it might not be his actual face.

to end this entry, for those who haven seen this, i have to share this uber funi clip. its a ntu student survey. u know, its those surveys where u give feedback abt ur tutors/lecturers. And this indian lecturer from NTU certainly had some very funi comments over the years. dun get me wrong, he is not a bad teacher. according to NTU students, we won best teacher award 14 times for 14 years... and his students have stepped up to say that he deserved all his awards as he is really an inspiration. check this out...



so long and good nite



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 6:41 pm

Sunday, November 12, 2006


what a week i've had. ups and downs, lots of stuff on my mind. deadlines are near. i can't wait for the mid sem break. oh and last week dinesh broke the record for the number of missed calls... i called him 30 times (can u believe it!) and komala called him once, so tt makes it a total of 31 times. AND HE STILL COULD NOT WAKE UP! haha eventually he did not come for the first lesson. u must be wondering how i can call him 30 times. haha when i woke up i called him a few times, after bathing i called him somemore, when walking to the bus stop i called, in bus 38 i called, after alighting to meet komala and nabyla i called, and on board the bus 8 with them heading to sch i was still calling lol. perserverance. haha so much for tt.

and u know, thanks to komi and mag, i found out that there's this great halal malay food stall near tp but nearer to st hildas'. they sell fried rice that is super delicious! really damn bloody nice. it's run by this malay family and they are really super friendly. i mean they come to talk to you when u arrive, serve u with smiles, come again to check hows the food, chit chat with us for a while.. and u feel really comfortable. i mean come on, 99% of the time u dun get this kind of service. and through the family i found out how unfair life really is. i mean i was absolutely shocked to hear that their monthly rent is SGD$10,000. they also have to pay their cook $2500 every month, and of coz ont forgetting the inventory costs and all. and in the coffee shop, only they have to pay $10k per month, while other stalls need to pay only $3-5k. note: this has nothing to do with the size of the stalls. only maybe tt the malay stall is a teeny weeny bit bigger.

the reason is bcoz the malay stall sells seafood, and the perception of the stupid management is that seafood can earn lot of money. like so wth right. it really sux to hear that such a nice family pays such i high rent. i'm sure u've met some stupid hawkers with a f-up attitude and they dun even give a damn about whether u wana buy from them anot... and they are the people with cheaper rent. where is the justice?! lol.

this will be a rather short entry. coz normally i'll go out, try to see something funi and try to blog about it when im back. but for the past few days i've been at home, typing notes on the com. and for the first time in my entire life, the application i opened the most in the previous week.. was MICROSOFT WORD. zzzz. pwned. so long and good nite.



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 11:42 am

Sunday, November 05, 2006


Pbl is draining, especially when u have to type peer teaching notes and u dun have info about anything. ok enuf whining.

I'm here to tell u guys 2 short stories. welcome to Gerald's 'series of unfortunate events.'

CHAPTER 1
2 weeks ago the rest of the 106 peeps and i gathered at a void deck to celebrate mok's birthday. we took a birthday cake out of jason's fridge and 9 of us gathered for the cake cutting ceremony lol. we took the cake to the void deck's stone chairs, and we all sat down. jason took out the candles and penetrated them into the cake.... and... mok held the knife and we were all prepared to sing the birthday song... and............. the POLICE CAME -_-". 2 officers saw us from far and asked us in a rather loud tone: WAT R U ALL DOING HERE?!... then he came around and saw the cake and said: OH CELEBRATING BIRTHDAY AH? then he laughed. it was so wtf right. then he told us that somebody complained and called them up saying that a group of teenagers are having a gathering at a void deck, preparing for a fight. seriously... inference fail. i think tt person's analytical skills got something wrong. and sijun kept repeating time and again: 'WHOA WE REALLY VERY SWAY U KNOW, NOT EVEN 3MINS U ALL COME ALREADY.'

the police officer rebutted: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt we r efficient wat, see we so fast come! anyway the people were not wrong to report u guys... see! (pointing to ah mok)... u r even holding a knife!' but as part of doing their rounds, all 9 of us still had to write our names and addresses in their pathetic notebook, and it took so long tt by the time they left, we no more birthday mood already, and mind you the cake was not cold anymore. then after everything.. i went home and told my mum how sway we were... and guess wat, she said: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt they r efficient wat, see they so fast come.' whoa i nth to say. no wonder they say tt adults and teenagers have a generation gap.

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the longest cake cutting session in my entire life. Some ppl say he looks like me. well, i duno, up to u to decide.

Chapter 2 (pls do not read or view the pictures if you cant stand the sight of blood)
my menses finally arrived! last nite i did my normal routine ear digging at 8pm. and when i dig my ear i dun use a cotton bud, coz my ear sheet is dry, so i must use the metal golf-club-looking thing to scrap the sheet out of my ear. last nite i was digging, then i came to a point where i felt something hard, so normally it was sheet. but this one was hard to come out. so i pulled it out. and i felt liquid in my ear, so its obviously blood right lol. i took some tissue to stop the bleeding and after abt 10mins the bleeding stopped completely. went to have dinner, came back, typed my PBL notes till 4am, and i slept.

then this morning, at 8am.. i woke up. and this was what i saw...
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pillow with case.

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after taking out the case.

then when i put my head straight, blood FLOWED OUT. lol pwned. since it was my right ear, i had to tilt my head to the left. wanted to go hospital, but i know hospital got ppl worse case than me one. so i went to a normal doctor, and i walked down the stairs all the way to the doctor with my head tilted. i talked to the nurse with my head tilted, and it was like im acting cute but im not, coz if my head was upright, blood will flow out. waited for my turn and i went in to see the doctor.

Doc: oh hi gerald. lets see, wow, what is wrong with ur neck?
Gerald: its actually my ear la
Doc: (5secs pause) ........ OH! oh...kay....

then he stuffed a piece of cotton wool with some medicine into my right ear, and asked me to go back and consult him again tmr to change the dressing. the cause of it was bcoz i traumatized the skin inside my ear. tts what he told me. which i really didnt care. i just wanted him to stop the bleeding. so now my right ear cant really hear... its very muffled. pls talk to me at my left ear, if not i wun be able to hear much, and u will surely find it very irirtating having to repeat ur sentences. so pls bear with me for this week, espeically my classmates.

The End. so long and good night



HOHOHO, Gerald rockeD* at 10:57 am


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