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Saturday, March 25, 2006
oh man holidays r beginning to suck, especially when u know ur expenses are pretty high. went to cut my hair on wed, and this butch cut it for me. the thing was that she kept thinnning my hair, and the whole way thru the cutting process, she didn't use a shaver and a normal pair of scissors... instead she used the thinning scissors ALL THE WAY! and now my hair is thinner than it already was. and the haircut was supposed to be $10, and the butch told me that she will wash if for me. get this straight, she didn't ask whether i wanted it washed anot, she jus told me she was gona wash it for me, so i thot hey tts nice. and tt short 5min hair wash cost me another $6. total $16. quite shitty eh, but then i made it worse by starting to think abt stupid stuff... i told myself OH CRAP! $16 is my 3hrs and 12mins pay. damn, $6 gone like tt. ok nvm i shall stop sounding so cheapopo.
met up with sarah dinesh eugene and granny stef yesterday at serangoon gardens for dinner. eugene was constantly complaining to sarah coz the 4 of us travelled all the way from east side to her hometown at serangoon. it's not that singapore's damn big, but it's still far. ate at this restaurant called ICE CUBE. actually the cube isn't supposed to be spelt out... the restaurants name is spelt 'ICE3.' ok if u duno wat i mean then nvm. then we went to liquid kitchen to drink. we were browsing thru the menu and we saw this drink, it was a mixture of kahlua+vodka+whipped cream. sounds good aye? dinesh and i wanted it, but then the drink was called 'BLOWJOB'. so we were wondering wat we should say to the waitress when she comes to take our order(coz they were all waitresses, no waiters). imagine the waitress asking: 'wat would you like?' and u reply one of the 3... 1) i would like to have a blowjob please 2) give me a blowjob 3) i want a blowjob
if u r dead bored at home and wan some activities to do, u can come up with all the ways to order the following drinks: PUSSY DELIGHT, SLIPPERY NIPPLE. now i didn't come up with those slick names, it was in the menu last nite.
