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Thursday, April 13, 2006
yeeha! JB trip was nothing but fun! i will definitely go back next time and call more ppl along. met andrew and cheowseng in the morning at 7am at tamp interchange to catch 969 to go woodlands regional bus interchange. the ride was fricking long but much shorter compared to mrt. alighted and changed to bus 950 to go jb. the bus fare from woodlands to jb is only 85 cents... cheap right. i thot it was a few bucks. haha. ok since this was my first time going to jb.. i did do some homework. i asked weijie which part of jb should i go, and he told me tt after alighting the bus in the terminal at jb... jus follow the crowd and walk straight, and i will reach a shopping centre called CITY SQUARE. the instructions sounded so idiot-proof right? when we got across the border... i was so excited, i pictured a lovely bus terminal with straight paths to CITY SQUARE (u know, like tamp interchange going to tm those paths with alot of ppl). in the bus, there were only 7 ppl. 3 of us and 4 singaporean uncles in their 40s, wearing slippers, noob tshirts and very short shorts. and trust me, in the bus.. they talked far more than i did. i finally met my match.
then the bus brought us to this place which looks like a chicken farm. with no floors, only grass, sand and small stones. and the bus stopped and there we were... at the so-called bus terminal. i was like OH SHEET! NO!!!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE??!! haha but nvm, i remembered the 2nd instruction... it was to follow the crowd. erm coz we went a little early to purposely avoid the crowd... so the only crowd to us then were the 4 uncles. they sounded so pro on the bus.. so we followed them. and those 4 rugged men went into this aircon office for a transfer to senai airport to take a plane to another part of m'sia. whoa sian! so there we were, stuck in a terminal which looks like a chicken farm. we looked 360 degress, we only saw brothel-like buildings, there wasnt any shopping aura. we tried to act smart by doing some self-navigation, err but then haha we failed. coz we didnt know where to start in the first place. finally we decided to open our proud singaporean mouths to ask for directions. and in the end we arrived at CITY SQUARE.
since it was only 10am, we sat at macs to wait for the shops to open. and there was this girl, who wore a loose pink blouse and a mini skirt with short hair. she stood by the mirror and kept flipping her SHORT HAIR. like wth... and she did it for like... 10mins. i am not kidding. then the 3 of us jus turned to look at her out of curiosity... and we almost lost our appetite for lunch. worse still, she spotted us! and so she thot tt she was seductive. and cheowseng's itchy eyes kept looking at her, and she also knew tt he looked. and i was like 'FOR THE SAKE OF EVERY SINGAPOREAN IN MALAYSIA, PLS STOP LOOKING AT HER LA!' then she came in front of us, stood at the door, flipped her hair somemore, and we auto put our hands on the table and pretended to sleep haha. whoa she looked like SHEET! i seldom say tt girls r ugly. i will either say tt she is good looking, average, not so good looking or i will jus keep quiet. but this one, SHE LOOKS LIKE SHEET! and most of the malaysian girls.. like to put SUPER HEAVY make up, and tie two pony tails. whoa lao! seriously, like some act cute pornstar.
tt was the only hell part. on the whole... city square is like wisma atria. but then we thot there the stuff all abt same price as singapore. until we found this dark alley (which is still inside the mall).. and it looks exactly the same as the heeren shops. whoa and the whole mall is damn big. bought a few tops, a pair of surfers shorts. and i was eyeing this air force shoe. 40% brown, 60% white, with a pure golden nike tick. going for approx SGD$50. but then only left size 7. damn it. enjoyable day, cheap prices and disgusting female species.
ok i need a vote. do u guys prefer: 1) long and elaborated entries 2) short sweet entires which r straight to the point 3) a mixture of long and short entries.
pls tag on which u prefer, ur cooperation is greatly appreciated. next time i go m'sia, i will buy for u ONE chewing gum. hoho so long and gd nite.
