Sunday, November 05, 2006
Pbl is draining, especially when u have to type peer teaching notes and u dun have info about anything. ok enuf whining.
I'm here to tell u guys 2 short stories. welcome to Gerald's 'series of unfortunate events.'
CHAPTER 1
2 weeks ago the rest of the 106 peeps and i gathered at a void deck to celebrate mok's birthday. we took a birthday cake out of jason's fridge and 9 of us gathered for the cake cutting ceremony lol. we took the cake to the void deck's stone chairs, and we all sat down. jason took out the candles and penetrated them into the cake.... and... mok held the knife and we were all prepared to sing the birthday song... and............. the POLICE CAME -_-". 2 officers saw us from far and asked us in a rather loud tone: WAT R U ALL DOING HERE?!... then he came around and saw the cake and said: OH CELEBRATING BIRTHDAY AH? then he laughed. it was so wtf right. then he told us that somebody complained and called them up saying that a group of teenagers are having a gathering at a void deck, preparing for a fight. seriously... inference fail. i think tt person's analytical skills got something wrong. and sijun kept repeating time and again: 'WHOA WE REALLY VERY SWAY U KNOW, NOT EVEN 3MINS U ALL COME ALREADY.'
the police officer rebutted: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt we r efficient wat, see we so fast come! anyway the people were not wrong to report u guys... see! (pointing to ah mok)... u r even holding a knife!' but as part of doing their rounds, all 9 of us still had to write our names and addresses in their pathetic notebook, and it took so long tt by the time they left, we no more birthday mood already, and mind you the cake was not cold anymore. then after everything.. i went home and told my mum how sway we were... and guess wat, she said: 'no la where got sway, this proves tt they r efficient wat, see they so fast come.' whoa i nth to say. no wonder they say tt adults and teenagers have a generation gap.
the longest cake cutting session in my entire life. Some ppl say he looks like me. well, i duno, up to u to decide.
Chapter 2 (pls do not read or view the pictures if you cant stand the sight of blood)
my menses finally arrived! last nite i did my normal routine ear digging at 8pm. and when i dig my ear i dun use a cotton bud, coz my ear sheet is dry, so i must use the metal golf-club-looking thing to scrap the sheet out of my ear. last nite i was digging, then i came to a point where i felt something hard, so normally it was sheet. but this one was hard to come out. so i pulled it out. and i felt liquid in my ear, so its obviously blood right lol. i took some tissue to stop the bleeding and after abt 10mins the bleeding stopped completely. went to have dinner, came back, typed my PBL notes till 4am, and i slept.
then this morning, at 8am.. i woke up. and this was what i saw...
pillow with case.
after taking out the case.
then when i put my head straight, blood FLOWED OUT. lol pwned. since it was my right ear, i had to tilt my head to the left. wanted to go hospital, but i know hospital got ppl worse case than me one. so i went to a normal doctor, and i walked down the stairs all the way to the doctor with my head tilted. i talked to the nurse with my head tilted, and it was like im acting cute but im not, coz if my head was upright, blood will flow out. waited for my turn and i went in to see the doctor.
Doc: oh hi gerald. lets see, wow, what is wrong with ur neck?
Gerald: its actually my ear la
Doc: (5secs pause) ........ OH! oh...kay....
then he stuffed a piece of cotton wool with some medicine into my right ear, and asked me to go back and consult him again tmr to change the dressing. the cause of it was bcoz i traumatized the skin inside my ear. tts what he told me. which i really didnt care. i just wanted him to stop the bleeding. so now my right ear cant really hear... its very muffled. pls talk to me at my left ear, if not i wun be able to hear much, and u will surely find it very irirtating having to repeat ur sentences. so pls bear with me for this week, espeically my classmates.
The End. so long and good night